I Was a Crazy, Berserker-Type Dungeon Streamer, but When I Helped a Beautiful Dungeon Streamer and Treated Her Politely, It Was Revealed That I Was Actually a Normal Person - 1

Chapter 1: AHAHAHA! DIEEEE!!!

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“FUHAHAHAHA!!! 10.000 YEN FOR ONE… TWO… THREE!!! Ah… I can’t get enough of this!”

The man yelled those embarrassing lines while punching the ogres crowding around him in the face. The ogre that got hit by the man had its face completely wrecked as the ogre flew against the wall. The ogre’s original form was nothing but history now.

“AHAHAHAHA!! DIEEEEEE!!”

Orcs, goblins and even higher-tier monsters like trolls and harpies kept coming in, but the man continued to punch each and every one of them in the face. He sometimes unleashed a magic skill at point-blank range, leaving the monsters utterly unrecognizable. Three minutes later, the whole area was stained with the green and red blood of the monsters.

“Alright… Time to collect the magic stones.”

In no time, the corpses of the monsters had vanished, leaving only hundreds of magic stones scattered around. 

[This guy is crazy…]

[No matter how many times I see this, I really can’t understand this guy…]

[The camera can’t even keep up with him.]

[I still can’t believe this is not AI.]

[Actually, I wish THIS WERE AI.]

[This guy… He’s strong. Strong enough to be more famous than he is now.]

“FUHAHAHAHA! SO MANY MAGIC STONES!! Maybe I can get a million by selling them all?”

While covered head to toe in the blood of the monsters, the man licked his lips maniacally. His appearance could only be described with one word. Crazy. No. Even the word ‘crazy’ couldn’t quite capture how deep the madness in that man was.

[Yeah… It’s better if this guy is not famous. We can’t let the public know about him.]

[I can hear the sound of my morals breaking apart…]

[Alright. I’ve decided. We need to hide this guy.]

[I know, right? Let’s not leave a high rating for this livestream so it doesn’t show up in anyone else’s recommendations!]

[I will take the like I had given to him.]

This livestream had about 100 live viewers and all of them shared the same thought. 

The world must never come to know about this guy. 

Hence why, no one gave this livestream a high rating. Thanks to that, the live viewers of this man’s livestream had only increased by about 10 people over the past year. Yes. The viewers deliberately hid the man from the world. 

[¥10,000 But well, this livestream feels refreshing, so I will send a tip]

[¥5,000. Thanks for beating up the ogre that injured me back in the day. I feel so much better now.]

[¥50,000. FEELS SO GOOOOOOD!!!]

If the livestreamer was crazy, then it was only natural for the viewers to be crazy too. Most of the viewers of this livestream had been injured by monsters in the past or lost their loved ones to monsters. Hence why they were captivated by this man’s livestream, where he beat monsters to pulp, so much so that you couldn’t even tell its original form. 

“ALRIGHT! Time to move to my next hunting ground!!!”

[YEAHH!!]

[Keep beating them to pulp!!]

[Better yet, can you beat them just enough so they’re tethering between life and death?]

Although this man only had 100 live viewers, but the average tips per stream this man received was around ¥300,000. Yes, this livestream was a gathering place for madmen. It had become a gathering place, so to say.

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“Alright. I’m ending the livestream now.”

I, Yukito Hiiragi, said those curt words and ended the livestream while still covered in read from head to toe.

“Phew… I’m tired.”

I sat cross-legged on the ground, gulping down potions to heal my battered body.

“Ahh, this hits the spot.”

Currently, I looked like an old guy enjoying a cold beer after work. Although I was known as crazy berserker-type streamer, but I was actually a normal person, just like everyone else. 

“The tips I got today…¥315,000! Today’s earnings are pretty good, just like usual.”

Indeed. The earnings from the tip I had received during my livestream session were pretty good. I opened my skill list and stared at one skill in particular.

〈Madness〉

When used, users will lose most of their sanity. Users will feel no pain. users will become aggressive.

A crazy skill that made me lose my sanity and felt no pain. With a drawback as big as that, the skill should’ve come with extra buffs like extra strength or stamina, but it didn’t have any of that. It was a botched unique skill. Normally, I would never use that kind of skill, but…

“My streams started receiving better feedback after I acted crazy.”

To be honest, livestreaming aside, I was confident in my skills. I should be somewhere between mid-level and beginner. I could’ve earned a decent income just by selling the magic stones I got from the monsters, but… I was still 16 years old. As a minor, I needed my parents’ permission in everything I did. They told me that I needed to work properly in the future and while they didn’t mind if I went into a dungeon as long as my studies didn’t get affected by it, they refused to let me get an explorer’s license. Without an explorer’s license, I couldn’t take anything out of the dungeon. No matter how many magic stones or dropped items I got, I couldn’t take it with me.

In other words, I couldn’t sell the magic stones for money. No matter how many monsters I defeated, it was useless. Without money, I couldn’t buy expensive armor and weapons. I couldn’t buy useful items to use in the dungeon either. Hence why, I decided I should start livestreaming instead. 

At first, I only had 0 to 2 live viewers. I couldn’t make any money off livestream. I expected that much though, since I was just a weakling who had only started diving into dungeons only recently. My commentary wasn’t interesting either. But then, I came across the 〈Madness〉 skill orb. A skill orb was an ultra rare item that allowed anyone who used it to acquire the skill contained within that orb. Depending on the skill, skill orb could fetch one billion yen in the market. However, useless skill like 〈Madness〉 could only be sold for around 1000 yen at best. So, I decided to use it as some sort of gimmick for my stream. Before I knew it, my live viewers had increased to 100 and now I had 120 live viewers. On top of that, I received 300.000 yen tips on average. This allowed me to get all sorts of gear for dungeon diving. Well, it was a bit annoying that my viewers thought I was genuinely crazy, but my image wasn’t a big deal to me since I could get 300.000 yen from tips alone.

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