I Wanted To Squeeze A Magical Girl’s Boobs So Bad I Turned Into A Monster - Chapter 10: Camping

In the mountains at dusk time.

I was currently hammering tent stakes into the ground.

I was at a campground in the neighboring town. Ren had invited me on this camping trip because he thought I had no friends.

His tone was annoying, but since I had no real reason to refuse one of my few friends, I decided to join.

“Wow, you’re pretty efficient, Ducky.”

“Well, something like this is no big deal.”

Ren, who had been preparing the barbecue, called out to me.

“Man, having the right to invite a high-spec human who’s basically free all the time with no competition really comes in handy.” 

“You’re just saying that insultingly…”

Since turning into a monster, my body’s specs had clearly improved even when not transformed.

“By the way, are you sure it was okay to invite someone like me?”

“Don’t worry about it, both of them are nice!”

“No, it’s not about being nice or not…”

There were other participants on this camping trip.

Ren’s older sister, Kawano Himari, and the student council president of our school, Sazanami Aoi.

“So, you knew the president?”

“We live nearby. My sister is friends with Aoi-cchi, and we’d all hang out a lot.”

“Wow, that serious-looking president, huh…”

Looking over, I saw a beautiful girl with wavy, loose brown hair radiating a soft aura, chatting with a serious-looking girl with long black hair.

The first was Kawano Himari, the second Sazanami Aoi.

I’d met Himari a few times when visiting Ren’s house.

She was like the epitome of maternal warmth, quite unlike the provocative Ren, so at first I’d doubted their blood relation.

She was three years older than Ren and I, currently a university sophomore.

By the way, her breasts were huge, cosmic in scale.

The school president, meanwhile, was the perfect example of someone excelling in both academics and martial arts, having competed nationally on the kendo team.

I couldn’t imagine her hanging out with someone like Ren.

Her breasts were average. Sometimes, moderation really was best, right?

“She used to be the naughtiest among us three, you know.”

“Eh, seriously?”

“Plus, it’s awkward to be the only guy!”

“Ah, that’s true.”

I couldn’t picture the prim president being wild, but Ren didn’t seem the type to lie about it, so I supposed it was true.

We finished setting up while talking, and decided to have dinner despite the time being still a little early.

“Thanks for coming today, Shidaki-kun.”

“Not at all.”

“Shidaki-kun is the only friend of Ren’s that I’ve ever met. I was worried what would happen if others came.”

Himari talked to me while grilling meat.

Just like her appearance, she spoke softly and gently.

“Here, it’s ready, so please enjoy.”

“Ah, thank you.”

“You’re welcome.”

She put grilled meat on my plate and was soon after cooking the next batch.

Contrary to her appearance, she was actually quite skilled.

And damn, those breasts… Oops, focus.

I nearly got lost in thoughts about boobs again.

“I heard you planned this camping trip, Himari-san?”

“That’s right. Sometimes it’s nice to relax outdoors.”

“Yeah, I’ve been a shut-in since summer break started, so this is a great change of pace.”

In reality, I had been going out mostly to fight monsters, but I guess that didn’t count.

Still, spending time outdoors like this was really nice.

“Those two over there sure have been eating nonstop…”

“You two shouldn’t eat too much meat, okay?”

Turning around, I saw Ren and the president with cheeks puffed out full of meat.

They had been silently grilling and eating meat the whole time, all by themselves.

The president was part of the meat squad too? My perfect image of her broke instantly.

“Hurry up and eat, Ducky! It’ll be too late once Ao-cchi takes everything…!” 

“Wai, I’m nof eafing everyfing!” 

“President, swallow before you speak…”

Ren and the president devoured meat as though it were a competition.

I never expected her to be on Ren’s level, or worse. 

I started worrying about whether our school had made a huge mistake picking personnel.

“Nggh, ngn… Momisugi, come on, we’re here to unwind. Call me by my name, rather than my title.”

Indeed, calling her “president” in private felt a bit weird.

Besides, she didn’t really have much dignity left…

“Then I’ll call you Sazanami-senpai.”

“Nmm.”

The president, I mean Sazanami-senpai, nodded after stuffing more meat into her mouth.

She was hopeless… The impact was enough to make my brain forget about breasts for a moment.