I Tried to Verify What Would Happen if I Revealed to My Junior Who Always Mocks Me for Being a Virgin That I Am Actually Experienced - Chapter 1 - You’re Lying… Right? Senpai
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Chapter 1 – You’re Lying… Right? Senpai
“Seenpai~ What book are you reading?”
When I was idly reading a book in the occult research club room, a junior student, Tenzaki Miaya, with a mocking smile on her face, appeared as usual…
“Even if I tell you, you won’t understand.”
I replied appropriately and returned my gaze to the book… But Tenzaki didn’t seem to mind and slowly approached me…
“Naoya-senpai. Come on… Look over here.”
“No, I’m not gonna look at you. I already know your M.O. I bet you’re wearing a skirt, aren’t you? And you’re wearing spats inside, huh? …I won’t fall for the same trick that many times.”
“Aah! I forgot to wear spats today!”
“Eh, no way.”
Hearing those words from Tenzaki, I involuntarily looked up…
“An opening!”
And then she took the opening and took the book I was reading.
“Oh, damn it. You got my book. Besides, you’re wearing that isn’t sexy at all. They’re plain black and look like spats.”
“It’s not like that, senpai. It’s the spats themselves… That kind of thing about senpai, it’s really virgin-like.”
Tenzaki looked at the book I was reading, playing with her brown hair, which was trimmed at her shoulders, with her fingers.
“…About happiness. What’s this? Is this a philosophy book? Senpai, do you still think you’ll be popular with girls if you read this stuff? That’s why you’re a virgin, senpai.”
“Shut up. I’m not reading this to be popular.”
“Then why are you reading them? There’s no other reason for someone like senpai to read philosophy books.”
“…It’s to be alone. You can be alone while reading a book. Especially if it’s a difficult book.”
“Hmm? What are you talking about, senpai? You don’t have to do that, you’ve always been a loner.”
Tenzaki tilted her head as if she really didn’t understand. This part of her really infuriates me.
“Just give it back!”
With a sigh, I forcibly took the book back from Tenzaki… This little girl can’t possibly know how good this book is.
“Fufufu. Naoya-senpai is really a virgin, getting angry at something like this.”
“Shut up. …I mean, what the hell are you doing here? You’re not even a member of the club, and you’re the one who’s a loner every day, aren’t you?”
“Are you stupid, senpai? I’m cute, popular, stylish, pretty, smart and cute. There’s no way that such a Tenzaki Miaya-chan is a loner, is there?”
“Then what are you doing here?”
“It’s a secret!”
She put her finger to her lips and winked at me cutely. She’s a real pain in the ass… Well, I’ve heard rumors that she’s really popular and smart, as she said, but then what does such a popular and beautiful girl come to the clubroom like this for?
It’s been almost two months since she started showing up in the clubroom, and I’ve never been able to figure it out.
“…Well, okay. I mean, if you’re going to say that, I’ve got a nice face and I’m smart, too.”
“Senpai is, how do I say this… He’s kind of scary. His face is definitely attractive, but he lacks a sense of humanity. It makes me feel uneasy when I look at him.”
“Bullshit. I read on the internet that good looking guys are popular.”
“Just having a good face doesn’t make you popular, you know? Especially if they have a ‘All humans are trash’ look in their eyes, just like senpai. No matter how good-looking you are, girls won’t approach you. I know it’s impossible for senpai to be more sociable… But if you don’t have a softer atmosphere, girls won’t come near you, you know?”
“…I see.”
“What are you writing about, senpai?”
“I’m writing down what you’re telling me.”
I took my notebook out of my pocket and made a note of what I’ve just been told.
“Naoya-senpai has the kind of face that says ‘I’m not interested in women’ but then he gets excited and looks when someone lifts up their skirt… Or maybe even senpai, um… Even senpai wants a girlfriend?”
I put down my pen and looked up at the sound of Tenzaki’s voice, which seemed to be unusually hesitant to say something. But Tenzaki just smiled mockingly as usual, and didn’t seem to have changed in any way. …I felt she was a little red in the face, but that was probably due to the setting sun.
So I’ll just say something back to her as usual.
“Well, I wouldn’t say I want one, but I really need a girlfriend. I’m actually in a pretty desperate situation… I just can’t figure out why I’m not popular with girls.”
“Desperate…? I don’t quite understand what you mean, but senpai needs to do something about his virginity first, otherwise you won’t be popular, right?”
“Shut up. I mean, what part of me looks like a virgin? Tell me for future reference.”
“No. It’s a secret.”
“…You… You keep teasing me like a devil!”
“Fufu, I am a little devil. … And anyway, there’s no one else like me, a nice, angelic girl who comes to see a virgin guy like senpai with hellish eyes every day. I’m the only one in the world who exists like that. That’s why you need to be more grateful to me, senpai.”
“……”
Well, even if she tells me to be grateful, I don’t have any reason to be. She comes to the clubroom every day, but she just makes fun of me for being a virgin and doesn’t give me any good advice on how to be popular with girls. So, how can I become more popular?
…To begin with, she’s been wrong all along.
“Hmm? Hmmmm??? You suddenly fell silent, what’s wrong, senpai? Did the virgin senpai think, ’Maybe the reason this girl comes to the club room every day is because she likes me…’? That kind of thinking, senpai, is exactly why you’re a vir—”
“Well, I’m not a virgin.”
“……Eh?”
Hearing my words, Tenzaki’s eyes widened in surprise.
“Well, it’s not something I’m proud of. If anything, it was trauma—”
…I was about to open my mouth to complain about the past. But then I noticed that color had been drained completely from Tenzaki’s face, and I involuntarily closed my mouth.
“…Tenzaki? You… What’s wrong with you? Your pupils are dilated, are you okay?”
“…It doesn’t matter. More importantly…”
Tenzaki broke off there and slowly approached me… Her expression was completely different from usual, and I was so surprised I couldn’t say a word.
“Senpai. Is it true that senpai is not a virgin? Tell me, senpai. If you’re lying, now’s the time to confess, okay?”
And so, from an unintentional comment of mine, my youth that had been stagnant for so long was set in motion…
In other words, this is where the fun, entertaining and drama-filled romantic comedy began.