The Super Darling Caught In a Trap

Damn it! Freesia isn’t here today…

I was sure we’d be alone together, so I took off my pants, thinking I could get things going. 

But instead of Freesia, I’m greeted by the blinding shine of Graz’s bald head, gleaming like a pair of golden orbs, and just like that, my “Freesia-discipline rod” shriveled up.

Since it doesn’t seem like Freesia will be coming, I start to pull my pants back on and prepare to leave. But come to think of it… I can’t find the pants or underwear I was wearing yesterday. Where could they have gone?

Maybe Lily collected it and is using it to masturbate while smelling the scent that is filled with my charm.

Fuhh, what a sinful man I am.

She’s a tsundere who can’t express her feelings for me honestly, hahaha!　

When I think about it like that, yesterday’s violence seems cute. It can’t be helped… I’m devoted to Freesia, but I don’t mind a one-night stand.

But only if she licks my shoes.

I felt like I would lose brain cells just by breathing the same air as Brad, so I was about to leave when Graz, with a serious look on his face, told Brad.

As I was about to leave the room, feeling like I’d lose brain cells just by breathing the same air as Brad, Graz’s serious voice interrupted him.

“Prince Brad! This is serious.”

“What is it? As you can see, I’m fully enjoying my student life.”

“I’m aware, Your Highness, but there is a message from the King…”

“From Father!?”

“Yes… it appears that a large number of monsters have invaded the Braginor Highlands, and he has commanded that you lead the forces in their extermination for your first campaign.”

This is it!

Overhearing their conversation, I could barely contain my excitement.

“Hahaha! I heard it, I heard it! The Braginor Highlands, right? If I can defeat the horde first and achieve a victory, Father will surely abandon him!”

In Brad’s room, which I had no desire to be in, I had just stumbled upon the best possible information.

In the first battle, I had been forced to swallow the bitter pill of Brad’s underhanded tactics. But next time, I’ll make *him* drink that bitter pill, and as for Freesia, I’ll make sure she drinks plenty of my seed instead!

“I’ll definitely steal Freesia away from Brad! And while I’m at it, I’ll make Lily my mistress too!”

Brad’s Perspective

“Are you sure this is alright?”  

“Of course, it is!”

“Indeed, Bofo~! Prince Siegfried is trying to outsmart you, Prince Brad!”

“Kobiul is absolutely right. Trying to surpass one’s own brother is the height of disrespect!”

“Exactly! No doubt about it!”

As I was about to open the door to start preparations, I overheard the Three Fools discussing something.

“Long time no see.”

“Prince Brad! It’s been far too long!”

It had probably been five years since I last saw these three.

The moment they saw my face, they immediately knelt and bowed deeply in respect. Omoneel spoke first.

“Prince Brad, the monsters are not in the Braginor Highlands.”

“They’re in the Castel Highlands! We saw the monsters swarming thereeee!”

“What!?”

I looked at the Three Fools, and their trembling suggested they weren’t lying.

“The Braginor Highlands were just a diversion, and the main force is headed to the Castel Highlands…”

It didn’t seem like Captain Graz was trying to set me up, but perhaps there had been a communication error.

“Prince Brad’s insight is truly impressive, I am in awe,” said Omoneel, bowing even deeper.

“You foresaw the monster attack and sent us as scouts for monitoring, didn’t you!?”

“Bofooo, truly magnificent!”

Wait, what? I didn’t predict anything like that.

I had just come up with the excuse of gathering rare golden grass to get away from Freesia…

“Prince Brad… I’ve never met anyone as wise and generous as you.”

“Despite our lack of results, you didn’t blame us and allowed us to continue. We are eternally grateful!!!”

“And thanks to that, we’ve managed to acquire the golden grass, Bofo.”

Huh? You got it? That ultra-rare item…?

I’m sorry. I’d been calling these guys “the Three Fools,” but they’re seriously competent!

Even when I was playing Fortune Engage, I could never find that item…

Now that I see them again, these three, who were at each other’s throats in the original story, seem to have forged a deep bond of friendship.

Not only that, after surviving five years of something akin to ranger training hell, their demeanor has completely changed!

They used to be scrawny, reckless, and overweight, but now there’s no trace of that. Their calm and sharp looks speak volumes!