I Joined the Cooking Club and Ended Up with Tons of Sex Friends - 23

Chapter 23: The Okinawa Sisters Are Masturbating in Their Own Dialect While Streaming

“Ayame, your phone’s been going off like crazy for a while now〜?”

Right after I got out of the bath, Rana-chan up in the loft called down to me.

“Like, it’s seriously nonstop. We haven’t even gone on a date yet.”

The girl I met the other day—Suzune-chan.

She’s been sending me messages like fifty times a day ever since.

It starts with greetings, then stuff about her day, how she really wants to go on a date soon, all that.

She looked like such a quiet, shy girl, but man, she’s super aggressive about it.

That’s fine and all, but just replying is exhausting.

“Just block her.”

“She’s gonna be my future boss’s daughter, y’know〜”

“Rich people have it rough too, huh〜. Everything’s already decided four years from now.”

Rana-chan made this kinda sympathetic face for a second, then

“Even after I graduate college I wanna come crashing at your place, so like, stalker vibes are a huge no thanks〜”

She said that and then pulled her head back in.

I decided to go to driving school every day to get my license.

It’s close to home, I’m used to sitting through lectures anyway, so it didn’t feel like a hassle at all. Plus the school was open even during Obon, so things were going pretty smoothly.

While I was there, I kept noticing this one girl.

She was always in the shared lounge area, reading the textbook with this half-crying face.

It wasn’t just one or two days—I saw her way too often.

Wonder what’s up with her… I thought.

Then one day out of nowhere—

“Why the hell are all the questions trick questions like thisーーー！！！”

She suddenly snapped.

“Ohhh, the test.”

The mystery was solved and I accidentally said it out loud.

She’s probably been taking it over and over and failing every time, right?

“Yeahhh! What the heck, this is so mean!!!”

Still half-crying, she turned and basically begged me for help, but then all of a sudden she jerked back

“…Who’re you?”

“Just another student. I happened to be here, that’s all.”

Then she stared really hard at my face for a second and went

“This is so unfair!!!”

And shoved the textbook at me again.

“I’m taking the test soon too. Wanna study together?”

“Ooh! Is this a flag? A pass-the-test flag??? Getting taught by a hot guy and happy ending???”

She started saying all this weird stuff, but

“I’ve got a girlfriend, so it’s not like that.”

“Flag snapped in half!? Wait—no, this is still a flag!? Whatever! Anyway, I’m gonna pass!! That’s step one!!!”

After that we started studying together, and I figured out real quick why she kept failing.

“You gotta read all the way to the end.”

“I did read it!”

“If you do that you’re running a red light.”

“So meanー！！！”

She had zero patience. Never read to the end. Couldn’t focus for more than a second.

She’d suddenly blurt out random stuff, then two seconds later switch to a completely different topic.

“Hmm…”

This might be hopeless. Normal teaching methods weren’t gonna get her anywhere.

So I tried

“Trick questions have patterns. Let’s predict them from there.”

“Ooh! I like that kinda thing!”

I started teaching her like it was a quiz.

I wasn’t even sure this style would actually help her remember anything, but…

Also,

“Why are you even getting a license?”

She seemed about the same age as me. Wasn’t really the age where people force themselves to get one, right?

Didn’t look like she was into cars either.

“I went to junior college but couldn’t find any decent job. So my parents were like, ‘If you at least have a license you’ll find something.’ They even paid for it, so I couldn’t really say no〜”

A license to get a job.

“…Like, as a driver?”

She doesn’t seem cut out for that at all. I looked at her and she was nodding like yeah yeah

“No way I’m cut out for that!”

She said it herself. So basically

“You’re job-hunting and just sitting around at home, so they told you to go get a license.”

“Exactly〜. If I just stayed holed up at home they’d yell at me to go do something. And then I get hit with this evil test. Isn’t there supposed to be some huge life turnaround moment? I really don’t wanna do sex work or anything〜. I just wanna get swept away by a princeーーー”

A prince, huh.

“Well, let’s do our best. I’ll keep studying with you.”

While my driving school life was going on like that, I got a message from the two girls in Okinawa.

‘Nī-nī, you stayin’ genki and ganjū〜?’

They were on video call, squeezed together so both faces fit in the frame.

“Ganjū?”

‘It means genki, like healthy〜’

‘Uchināguchi〜, you know? Aren’t we churakāgī?’

？？？？？？？？

“Sorry, this is kinda my fault for saying anything, but… can we do it in regular Japanese…”

What they told me was that these Okinawa sisters didn’t have any accent at all when we met. I asked if they were originally from Tokyo, and they said nah—they just match how Tokyo people talk. So I told them they could speak naturally, and then… this happened.

I have no idea what they’re saying.

‘If it’s for Nī-nī, we’d even change our kutuba back〜’

Still completely lost, so

“Regular Japanese please!”

‘Okayyy♡ Nī-nī, show me your ochinpooooo♡♡♡♡♡’

“Yeah. But I wanna see you two’s omanko too〜”

‘You wanna see hōmī〜〜〜?♡♡♡’

‘Wanna see Nī-nī’s tanimagi〜〜〜♡♡♡♡♡’

Hōmī? Tanimagi???

‘Hōmī is this right here’

Yuka-chan said that and pointed right at her pussy.

‘And tanimagi means big dick〜♡♡♡♡♡’

She pointed at the phone.

“…I kinda like that. Say more.”

‘But Nī-nī (the guy who picked us up)♡♡♡ We really really like youー, will you go out with us〜♡♡♡’

‘Wanna have Nī-nī’s kuana〜 fōsha♡♡♡ (wanna have big bro’s baby〜)’

I still only half understood, but the two of them started masturbating while throwing all these dialect dirty words (I think) at me, and the combo of that crazy accent plus their super lewd姿 was getting me way too worked up.

“You two are so cute. Show me more of your pussies.”

They pressed their phones right up to their omanko.

‘Nī-nī, we want your sani hōshī〜♡♡♡♡♡ (we want big bro’s cum so baaad〜〜)’

‘Next time we meet, kuāna sabichiku iri yo〜♡♡♡ (please get us pregnant next time we meet〜〜〜)♡♡♡’

Their fingers started moving super fast, and then they aimed right at the camera and

【Splashhhhhhhh!!! Splashhhhhhhh!!!!】

Their juices sprayed all over the lens, leaving it covered in droplets.

“You two were adorable. I really wanna see you soon. I’ll have my license soon, so I can come down there, or if you wanna come to Tokyo I can send you the plane tickets right on your phones.”

‘We’re the ones goin’ to Tōkyō〜♡♡♡’

‘We can prob go for like two days, so we wanna fuck a loooot during that time!!!♡♡♡’

I only kinda got it, but I think they were saying they’d come to Tokyo.

“Cool. What days work? I’ll book it right away.”

At my words, they spread their pussies wide open again and grinned super happily.

‘Nī-nī who’ll listen to whatever selfish thing we want is the beeeest〜 I love you so muuuuch!!!♡♡♡’

Then they both blew kisses right at the phone screen.