I Don’t Want to Die as a Mob in My Second Life! ～A Story Where I Kept Training from Inside the Womb and Ended Up Being Mistaken for a Monster～ - Chapter 44: Message Board Thread "TERROR! The Spirit Conductor Qualification Exam of Kanata Soranaki!"

Act 5: The Birth of Special-Rank Reisoushi, Kanata Soranaki! ~ VS Highest-Tier Conceptual Spirit [Erasure], Preparation Arc! ~

Chapter 44: Message Board Thread “TERROR! The Spirit Conductor Qualification Exam of Kanata Soranaki!”

[Spirit Conductor Qualification Exam Televised!?]

General Discussion Thread for Spirit Conductor-Related Topics

Part #113513

[Demi-Human Siblings Arrested!?]

1. 1. Anonymous Spirit User

Next thread should be created by >>980.

This is the general discussion thread for all things related to Spirit Conductors.

Both Reisoushis and black-suited government agents are welcome to chat, share info, or just gossip freely.

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154. 154. Anonymous Spirit User

TV BROADCAST IS STARTING SOOOOOON!!!

156. 156. Anonymous Spirit User

Can’t believe they actually allowed the second half of the exam’s mock battles to be televised.

157. 157. Anonymous Spirit User

Why did Lord Ouma even approve this broadcast?

There’s no way the media pressured him into it…

158. 158. Anonymous Spirit User

First, the sudden decision to air the exam, and now the news about Ouma’s adopted kids being sentenced—

Today’s been full of surprises.

159. 159. Anonymous Spirit User

LMAO, those siblings got what they deserved 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I tried to be nice to them ‘cause they were Ouma’s kids, but they kept acting like we were beneath them, saying we were annoying and stank!

Guess what? YOU TWO WERE NEVER WORTHY OF COMMANDER OUMA IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

161. 161. Anonymous Spirit User

Yeah, Rouga and Riru treated me like trash too.

Demi-humans, man. They should all just be quarantined.

162. 162. Anonymous Spirit User

Ungrateful brats. Ouma took them in, and they stabbed him in the back.

164. 164. Anonymous Spirit User

Their souls were half Conceptual Spirit, so it was only a matter of time before their instincts took over.

Lord Ouma cut them off completely—damn, that felt good.

167. 167. Anonymous Spirit User

I heard from someone who was there—so basically:

(1) They crashed the exam, kicked some kid

(2) Threatened Lady Moyoko, picked a fight with monster Kanata, and got wrecked

(3) Went full berserk, turned into Conceptual Spirits, and got wrecked even harder

(4) Finally, the Commander put them six feet under

Bro, that’s beyond stupid. HOW DID IT EVEN COME TO THIS???

169. 169. Anonymous Spirit User

Kanata taking this exam is just insane.

Like, why the hell did they throw a Cerberus into a puppy race?

He clearly came to commit a massacre.

170. 170. Anonymous Spirit User

>>169

Well, in a qualification exam mock battle, you can legally kill people, sooo…

Also, my friend who was there said Kanata was so beyond broken that they turned pale.

Like, what the hell did he even do in that fight???????

171. 171. Anonymous Spirit User

As someone who lost an eye in a mock battle before—this is hilarious to watch from the sidelines.

174. 174. Anonymous Spirit User

>>171

Bro, you’re literally only seeing half of it, though…

175. 175. Anonymous Spirit User

>>171

If you’ve got spiritual power, you should be able to speed up healing using Spirit-Filled Limbs or Spiritual Body Modification.

Buuut if your nerves got fried too, then yeah… GG (・×・)

176. 176. One-Eyed Me

>>175

Eh, I still managed to make it to Special Rank anyway, so it’s all good.

177. 177. Anonymous Spirit User

>>176

Wait—you’re actually elite now!??!?!?

178. 178. Anonymous Spirit User

THE BROADCAST JUST STARTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

180. 180. Anonymous Spirit User

>>178

IT’S HEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEE━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!

186. 186. Anonymous Spirit User

WAAAAHHHHHHH—LADY MOYOKO IS OVERSEEING THE EXAM~~~~~!!!

My great-grandfather was trained by her!!! RESPECT!!!

189. 189. Anonymous Spirit User

Ms. Loli Fox is on screen!!!

I, too, have deeply appreciated her teachings every single night!

191. 191. Anonymous Spirit User

>>189

Yeah, that’s an arrest.

193. 193. Anonymous Spirit User

Ohhh~ the kids are straight-up murdering each other.

They’ve cut and censored some parts, but this is way too intense for normal households.

195. 195. One-Eyed Me

Ohhh~ the kids are straight-up murdering each other.

Yeah, this is peak entertainment for today.

197. 197. Anonymous Spirit User

>>195

Bro, where did your sense of morality go…?

198. 198. Anonymous Spirit User

Oh, a warning just popped up!

“We will now briefly show footage of Kanata Soranaki. Viewers with weaker souls, please watch from a safe distance to minimize shock.”

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

199. 199. Anonymous Spirit User

Ahhh yeah, makes sense.

Dude’s got that mind-corrupting beauty thing going on.

200. 200. Anonymous Spirit User

Never seen a face get an actual on-screen warning before. 😂😂😂

201. 201. Anonymous Spirit User

Yeah, he’s basically in the same category as Cthulhu-type Conceptual Spirits.

Some shapes, angles, and colors can instantly trigger a reaction in the human brain—either disturbing them deeply or making it impossible to forget.

204. 204. Anonymous Spirit User

>>201

Yeah, fear and beauty are just two sides of the same coin.

Just like how people instinctively recoil from corpses or cockroaches,

They’re also instinctively drawn to the golden ratio and golden rectangles.

It’s all about what the soul chooses to fixate on.

Kanata is the absolute peak of that second category.

205. 205. Anonymous Spirit User

So, uh… someone made a Kanata fan thread.

Who the hell started that?

It’s basically being run by two cult-leader-level superfans, and now a bunch of randoms who had their rationality fried by his face are flocking to it.

206. 206. Anonymous Spirit User

[Good News] I’ve been using Spiritual Body Modification to become the ultimate pretty boy for years—

And now people are saying I “look kinda unsettling.”

Did I finally reach the same realm ≪level≫ as Kanata…?

208. 208. Anonymous Spirit User

>>206

Nah bro, that’s just straight-up Uncanny Valley. Thanks for playing.

210. 210. Anonymous Spirit User

>>206

Yeah, that’s what happens when you botch your spiritual plastic surgery.

Messing with your face always goes horribly wrong if you have zero artistic sense.

214. 214. One-Eyed Me

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~~~!!!

Yamada and Tanaka are insanely good-looking hotties!!!

Is this… a new “material” for me!?

219. 219. Anonymous Spirit User

>>214

Bro—ARE YOU GAY!?!?!!?

223. 223. Anonymous Spirit User

DUAL BUTLER-STYLE PRETTY BOYS HAVE ARRIVED!!!!!!

…But wait. Didn’t Hebizuka have both of their families under his control?

226. 226. Anonymous Spirit User

Is this a rigged match?

It’s way too obvious. At least try to make it look legit.

229. 229. Anonymous Spirit User

WAIT—YAMADANAKA JUST STARTED BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF HEBIZUKA LOLOLOLOLOLOL

231. 231. Anonymous Spirit User

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

REBELLION HAS ARRIVED━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!

235. 235. One-Eyed Me

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH—!!!Cocky little brat Shagana Hebizuka is getting a brutal turnabout punishment—
THIS IS PURE CARNAGE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

—💦(´；ω；｀)

238. 238. Anonymous Spirit User

>>235

VOMITING. ACTUAL VOMITING. WHAT THE HELL, BRO!?!? 🤢🤢🤢

240. 240. Anonymous Spirit User

Newbie Reisoushi here.

Uh, are we allowed to just turn on our main family like that?

Veterans, please advise~

243. 243. Veteran Reisoushi (70 Years Experience)

>>240

Yeah, nah. That’s a HUGE no-go.

Their financial support will be cut off, and while Lord Ouma probably won’t intervene directly,

the Elders’ Council will make sure they get stuck with absolute garbage-tier missions as punishment.

On top of that, every other noble family is gonna see them as dangerous liabilities and won’t want to work with them.

No one wants to do business with a bunch of wild dogs.

245. 245. Anonymous Spirit User

>>243

Wait—so the pretty-boy butler duo is totally screwed???

247. 247. Anonymous Spirit User

WAIT, WHAT!?!?!?!?

Yamada and Tanaka just KNELT before MONSTER KANATA!?!?!?

THEY LOOK LIKE STRAIGHT-UP CULTISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

250. 250. Anonymous Spirit User

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH—

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!

Kanata brainwashed them!

That’s why they betrayed Hebizuka!!!

253. 253. Anonymous Spirit User

Wow~~ yeah, that guy is definitely trying to take over the entire Spirit Conductor world…

254. 254. Lord Kanata’s Servant

PRAISE LORD KANATA!!!! FEAR HIM!!!!

OUR GREAT KING OF TERROR!!!!

THE LIGHT WITHIN THE DARKNESS!!!!!

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, MOST DREADFUL SAVIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

256. 256. Anonymous Spirit User

>>254

Please, for the love of god, take your lunatic Kanata fanclub nonsense somewhere else.

(collapses in exhaustion)

257. 257. Commander Ouma’s War Slave

>>254

EXCUUUUUUSE ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

COMMANDER OUMA IS THE ONE TRUE SUPREME BEING!!!!!!!!

Can your precious Kanata reduce Japan’s crime rate by 20%!?!?

Can he boost Japan’s GDP by over 10%!?!?

COMMANDER OUMA DID IT!!!

Sure, the population dropped a little that year because he eradicated every criminal and corrupt official, but HE DID IT!!!!

Thirty years ago, after the Great Spirit Eradication War, Japan was in SHAMBLES!!!

Reisoushis were nearly wiped out, crime was out of control—

AND THEN YOUNG COMMANDER OUMA SHOWED UP AND PURGED ALL THE SCUM!!!!!!

HE WAS GLORIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

258. 258. Anonymous Spirit User

>>257

Alright, can we also get the Ouma extremist cultists to calm down, please…?

259. 259. Anonymous Spirit User

So Yamada & Tanaka are officially under Kanata’s control, huh?

Yeah, no one’s gonna mess with them now.

Tch… Kanata’s a monster. He should just be executed already…

266. 266. Anonymous Spirit User

Oh snap—Kanata’s match is next!

And his opponent—ohhhhhhhh!

It’s the genius prodigy and Kanata’s older brother, Michio!

HYPED!!!

268. 268. Anonymous Spirit User

Looks like Michio is below Kanata.

Kinda seems like he’s jealous too.

270. 270. One-Eyed Me

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!

THE ULTIMATE LOLI-SHOTA DEMON KING KANATA VS.

HIS ARROGANT GENIUS OLDER BROTHER, WHO USED TO BE THE STAR BUT IS NOW SUFFERING FROM CRIPPLING INSECURITY BECAUSE HIS LITTLE BROTHER SURPASSED HIM—

THIS MATCH IS TOO DELICIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSS~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!

Pyu pyu pyu pyu pyu 💦💦💦💦💦(´；ω；｀)

277. 277. Anonymous Spirit User

>>270

Bro, what the hell is wrong with you…?

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291. 291. Anonymous Spirit User

Damn, Michio is already falling apart.

Kinda pathetic, honestly.

294. 294. Anonymous Spirit User

>>291

Nah, it’s just that Kanata is too strong.

297. 297. Anonymous Spirit User

>>294

Yeah, this was always how it was gonna end.

Even we, as actual Reisoushis, wouldn’t stand a chance against that monster.

301. 301. Veteran Reisoushi (70 Years Experience)

Michio’s gonna have a rough time.

Geniuses always break down when they get compared to an even bigger genius—classic industry problem.

Happened to my family too.

I had seven older brothers, but since I—the eighth son—was too damn talented, they all tried to have me assassinated.

So I just… killed them all first.

302. 302. Anonymous Spirit User

>>301

Uh… sir… can we not drop your personal murder backstory out of nowhere—

Wait, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?!?!?!?!?

Now I need to know!!!

303. 303. Anonymous Spirit User

Man… I really hope Michio doesn’t go full edgelord and defect to Medium after this.

305. 305. Anonymous Spirit User

Oh, oh, oh, oh—Michio isn’t giving up yet!?

308. 308. Anonymous Spirit User

OOOOHHH—HE’S GOING FOR A FINAL CLASH WITH KANATA!!!

311. 311. Anonymous Spirit User

Damn, dude’s got guts!

DO IT!!! GO FOR IT!!!!!!! FIGHTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

313. 313. Anonymous Spirit User

…Wait.

Wait what???

315. 315. Anonymous Spirit User

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!?!?!?!?

318. 318. Anonymous Spirit User

Wait—what the hell is this dog-eared bastard doing!?!?

320. 320. Anonymous Spirit User

OH, YOU’VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME—!!!!!

AHHHHHH, RIGHT—THIS IS WHERE ROUGA INTERRUPTS!!!

322. 322. Anonymous Spirit User

AAAAAAHHHHHHH—THE PEOPLE ON SITE DID MENTION THIS!!!

Rouga just jumped in at the WORST POSSIBLE TIME!!!

DIE!!!!!!! NOT EVEN “DIE IN A METAPHORICAL WAY”—LITERALLY DIE!!!!!!! 

325. 325. Anonymous Spirit User

Wait—so now it’s turning into a tag-team fight against Kanata???

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH—OKAY, JUST FOR NOW, I’M ROOTING FOR KANATA!!!

330. 330. Anonymous Spirit User

Rouga and his sister just pulled out Charm Crafting Canopy and Spirit Hosting’s Ascension!

They’re still trash, but holy crap, they’re insanely strong!!!

340. 340. Anonymous Spirit User

Could it be…?

Is Monster Kanata actually gonna struggle for once!?!?!?!?

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350. 350. Anonymous Spirit User

…It’s over, but… holy shit…

355. 355. Anonymous Spirit User

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SPIRIT GEAR—!?

Why the hell does it transform into a Conceptual Spirit???

AND WHY THE FUCK CAN IT SLASH THROUGH PEOPLE WITH PHANTOM PARTICLE DESTRUCTION BEAMS—!?

IT CAN DO A FAKE NUCLEAR FISSION!?!?!?!?!?

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK—!!!!?!?!?!?

357. 357. One-Eyed Me

NGOOOOOOHHHHHHH—EVEN AS A SPECIAL-RANK, THERE’S NO WAY I’D SURVIVE THAT—!!!

358. 358. Veteran Reisoushi (70 Years Experience)

OOOOOOHHHHHHH… SPLENDID! ABSOLUTELY SPLENDID…!!!

359. 359. Anonymous Spirit User

[BREAKING NEWS]

Monster Showdown—KANATA’S ABSOLUTE VICTORY

360. 360. Anonymous Spirit User

MURAMASA FAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILY—!!!!!!

WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CREATE?!?!?!?

AND WHY THE HELL DID YOU GIVE IT TO HIM?!?!?!?

366. 366. Anonymous Spirit User

LMAOOOOOO YOU JUST TURNED KANATA INTO AN EVEN BIGGER MONSTER—!!!!

Muramasa Family, you guys are TERRIFYING!

Even within the Spirit Conductor world, people are legit horrified by how you raise your damn kids!!!

368. 368. Lord Kanata’s Slave

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH—

LORD KANATA IS PERFECTION!!!

LORD KANATA IS SUPREME!!!

SLASH ME WITH YOUR NUCLEAR FISSION BLADE—PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

370. 370. Anonymous Spirit User

When Rouga transformed into a Conceptual Spirit, I thought we were screwed—

But then Kanata just one-upped him on every level and I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.

Yeah, this society’s done for.

377. 377. Anonymous Spirit User

Man, I really want one of those new Hihiirokane-made weapons…!

380. 380. Anonymous Spirit User

>>377

STOP. RIGHT. THERE.

[Hihiirokane] is under Kanata’s control!

You get one of those weapons, and he holds the leash!

382. 382. Anonymous Spirit User

Looks like Rouga survived, but… yeah, his life is basically over.

385. 385. Anonymous Spirit User

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH—!!!!!!!

KANATA IS GOING FULL BRAINWASH MODE ON THE SIBLINGS!!!!!!!

HE’S NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE HIS EVIL ANYMORE!?!?!?!?

387. 387. Anonymous Spirit User

Kanata is actually terrifying…

AND NOW—COMMANDER OUMA HAS ARRIVED━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!

388. 388. Anonymous Spirit User

ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN: EVIL VS JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!

390. 390. Anonymous Spirit User

NO MERCY—ROUGA JUST GOT HIS LIMBS CUT OFF!!!!

HUMAN RIGHTS REVOKED!!!!

HE’S BEING SENT TO “YATAGARASU” TO BE TURNED INTO A MEAT SHIELD FOR CONCEPTUAL SPIRITS!!!!

HAAAHHHH~~ EVEN THOUGH HE WAS HIS ADOPTED SON, LORD OUMA DIDN’T HESITATE AT ALL…!!!

THIS IS LORD OUMA. THE DEMON WHO PROTECTS OUR NATION.

392. 392. Anonymous Spirit User

Yeah, well…

When you’ve massacred an entire group of foreign poachers, wiped out a cult, and executed drug lords—

And got internationally wanted for it—

You tend to operate differently.

394. 394. Anonymous Spirit User

OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH—KANATA AND OUMA JUST HAD A DEATH GLARE STAREDOWN BEFORE PARTING WAYS…!!!

…By the way, ever since Kanata showed up, uh…

Does it feel like Ouma’s skin is looking tighter? Like, glowier…?

395. 395. Commander Ouma’s War Slave

>>394

EXCUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME!?!?!?!?

Are you actually trying to say that brat is somehow making Commander stronger!?!?

AS IF THAT’S EVEN POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

396. 396. Anonymous Spirit User

Well, one thing’s for sure after all this—

At first, I thought Kanata actually had some sense in him, since he got pissed when his brother got kicked.

But nope—he was just mad that someone stole his prey!

397. 397. Anonymous Spirit User

>>396

Yeah, honestly, that dude straight-up enjoyed beating the crap out of Rouga…!

He just wanted an excuse to toy with him…!

398. 398. Anonymous Spirit User

>>397

Considering how he was investigating Rouga beforehand, he probably planned to use him at some point anyway.

And if we look at that new Spirit Gear—

It literally transforms into a Conceptual Spirit and gets stronger the more it’s feared…

Which means… Kanata…???

400. 400. Anonymous Spirit User

>>398

Some of Kanata’s plans are finally coming into focus!

Yeah, that guy’s a pure, unfiltered evil monster!!!

401. 401. Commander Ouma’s War Slave

Commander Ouma now owes the Soranaki family (which is definitely under Kanata’s control—if I’m wrong, I’ll dress up as a girl and ride a tricycle around Tokyo).

So he has to grant them one request as an apology.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT EVIL LITTLE SHIT GONNA ASK FOR!?!?

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[Tips]

Healing Abilities of a Reisoushi:

Reisoushis are known as “humans beyond humans.”

Not only do they possess exceptional combat prowess, but their healing abilities are also off the charts.

First, there’s [Spirit-Filled Limbs].

This technique floods the body with life energy—spiritual power—to stimulate cellular regeneration, drastically enhancing both physical abilities and recovery speed.

Then, there’s [Spiritual Body Modification].

This technique manipulates the body at a cellular level via the soul, allowing a Reisoushi to partially regenerate lost body parts.

In short, Reisoushis are living weapons—humanoid beings with unparalleled combat strength and endurance.

[Spirit Hosting’s Ascension]:

An advanced form of the [Spirit Hosting] technique, this ability allows a person to fully merge with a Conceptual Spirit.

This fusion creates a spiritual exoskeleton, essentially rebirthing them into a completely inhuman existence.

-Physical capabilities are enhanced to an extreme degree.

-The spiritual exoskeleton regenerates easily, making them far more durable.

However, there’s a serious risk—

The more one merges with a Conceptual Spirit, the higher the chance of losing their body to it.

For demi-humans, whose souls are already part human, part spirit, this risk is even greater.

If their mind breaks from rage, despair, or insanity, they may completely lose their human rationality—

And permanently transform into a Conceptual Spirit.

[Elders’ Council]:

A Special Oversight Division within the Spirit Conductor Agency.

This department is composed of former elite Reisoushis, primarily Rank-1 and above, who have stepped away from frontline combat.

Leveraging their decades of experience, they hold the authority to:

-Analyze the traits and combat abilities of Conceptual Spirits when incidents occur.

-Select which Reisoushis will be deployed for each mission.

Because of this, they also have the power to “eliminate” people indirectly—by simply assigning them to deadly missions.

However, this is purely an oversight role.

If they were to issue blatantly corrupt orders—like sending a bottom-tier Reisoushi to fight a top-tier Spirit—

Ouma would personally cut them down without hesitation.

So they don’t.

That said, before Ouma rose to power, there were definitely cases of this kind of shady personnel management happening behind the scenes.

Current Status

As Michitaka feared back in Chapter 2, the Elders’ Council still quietly manipulates assignments in more subtle ways—

For example, instead of direct elimination, they now assign troublesome Reisoushis to “equally-ranked but utterly disgusting enemies”—

Like Conceptual Spirits of [Venereal Disease], which nobody wants to fight.

[Conceptual Spirit Gear]:

A type of weaponry created from the phantom matter produced by Conceptual Spirits.

This is distinct from Spiritual Artifacts, which are objects that merely host a Conceptual Spirit.

Characteristics:

-Requires a constant supply of spiritual power to maintain and use, meaning only Reisoushis can wield them.

-Their performance is exceptionally powerful, often far surpassing conventional weaponry.

-Since they are made from phantom matter, they can completely defy the laws of physics.

One example is the Conquest Spirit War Machine: [Black Ship], mentioned in the Chapter 16 Tips.

-It was covered in the scales of a Cthulhu-type Conceptual Spirit, giving it the ability to drive normal people insane.

-Using this power, it forced Japan to open its borders back in the Edo period.

Side Note:

Incidentally, Kanata Soranaki’s face appears to have… somewhat similar effects.

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