I Came to a World Where the Concept of Chastity is Reversed, so I Tried to Change my Job to a Playboy, but the Interference is Intense. Please Help me.

Chapter 27: Angel of Reason! Blown☆Away!

Somehow, I managed to finish the Japanese printout…

The angel of reason in my mind is still standing.

Now… for the Health printout…

“So, what’s in the Health printout?”

“Is it going to be like the Japanese one?”

I put away the Japanese printout and slammed the Health printout onto the desk.

“This is a guy’s Health printout…”

Umi and Shigure looked at the printout and then back at me with beaming smiles.

“This is a great printout! I don’t think I can be of much help, so I’ll make sure Yuki doesn’t slack off.”

“I can’t help either, but I’ll cheer you on from the side, Onii-chan♪”

Saying this, they both hugged me from either side… clearly intending to be a distraction.

“Sigh… Let’s get started. Umm… ‘Question 1: From the illustrations below, choose your preferred body type. Multiple answers are allowed.’ …These illustrations… Aren’t ten options too many…?”

To explain simply, ①-③ are short height, ④-⑥ are medium height, ⑦-⑨ are tall height. And ①, ④, ⑦ are flat-chested, ②, ⑤, ⑧ are average, and ③, ⑥, ⑨ are large-breasted. Option ⑩ is a free choice… you can write in your preferred body type.

“It feels like they really want you to answer clearly without evasion.”

“Big brother likes ③, ⑥, or ⑨, right? Which one will you choose? All of them?”

At this point, it’s no use hiding it. They already know. Let’s just write the answers.

“‘③, ⑥, ⑨.’”

“That’s straightforward. Tonight, Yuki will have to give us a proper massage.”

“Onii-chan, it’s great that you’re so easy to understand.”

Say what you will. I have no shame in this matter.

“Next is… ‘Question 2: Which part of a woman’s body excites you the most?’… This is easy.”

“The chest.”

“The chest, right?”

“‘The chest.’”

“Aren’t there any questions that could be more beneficial to us?”

“Yeah, we could answer these for Onii-chan.”

Please don’t answer for me.

“Sigh… Next is ‘Question 3: What kind of outfit sexually excites you?’ Hmm…”

“What kind of outfit do you like, Yuki? I’ll wear it for you.”

“Onii-chan, what outfit do you want me to wear?”

This is tough. Each has its merits and it’s hard to choose…

Honestly, they all work, so let’s go with the most recent one that got me excited.

Which means… that outfit!

“”Bare chest apron.’”

“‘Bare chest apron?’”

“Yeah, it’s the one that excited me the most recently.”

That’s right, it’s the goddess’s outfit. Thinking about it now, it was the one that excited me the most recently.

“I’ve never heard of that. Umi, do you know it?”

“Nope. I’ll look it up on my phone…”

Umi took out her phone and started searching, while Shigure peeked over her shoulder.

“!? What is this outfit!? This exists!?”

“This is quite a niche outfit…”

“Yeah, I saw it recently. It got me really excited.”

“Where did you see such an outfit? Is it even sold?”

Now, here’s an important point.

I told them about my conversation with Yuki the other day, but I haven’t mentioned the goddess. Should I say it’s the goddess’s outfit?

I have a bad feeling, so I’d better hide the goddess part…

“Well, I found it online a long time ago and wondered if it exists here too.”

“I’m looking it up, but it doesn’t seem to be sold…”

“It’s too niche to be sold…”

At some point, Shigure also took out her phone and searched for the outfit.

“Where would you even wear this? You can’t wear this to a cosplay event, right?”

“This is totally for seducing men at night…”

“Let’s move on since it’s not available! Next question!”

“Hmm… I was looking forward to some cosplay play…”

“A surprising choice. Maybe I should make it myself… Or check around cosplay shops to see if they have it…”

Avoided! My angel of reason is safe.

“Next is… ‘Question 4: What do you use as material for masturbation?’… Do they need to ask this?”

“Yuki doesn’t masturbate, right?”

“Onii-chan, you don’t do it alone, right?”

They looked at me with lifeless eyes.

My danger detection sensors are on high alert.

This is a critical question where the wrong answer isn’t an option.

“…‘I don’t masturbate.’ This should be fine, right!?”

“Good that you understand.”

“Yeah♪”

Life returned to their eyes.

Please, no more thoughtless questions like this.

“Next is ‘Question 5: What kind of actions with a woman makes your Jr. react?’…”

“You reacted when I licked your ear, right?”

“You reacted when you were squeezing my boobs too, right?”

“……..”

“Which do you like more?”

All hands on deck! Brace for impact!

I pulled my knees up on the chair and buried my head between them.

“Hmm, so that’s how you’re going to play it?”

“Do you think you can escape?”

Angel of reason, this is bad! This is the critical moment!

Erect a barrier and focus on defense!

And then they… started tickling my sides and underarms.

“Ah! Hey, that’s cheating!”

I reflexively lifted my head and tightened my sides, but it was already a trap. They fixed my head in place and pressed their bodies against mine, preventing any movement.

Their mouths closed in on my ears…

“Welcome to ear-licking heaven.”

“Let’s break your reason again today, Onii-chan♪”

Then they began to lick and suck my ears.

“Slurp, smooch, mmph.”

“Lick, slurp, mm, mm.”

“Ahhhhhhhhhhh!”

Double ear-licking ASMR is against the rules!

My mind went blank, my legs slipped off the chair, and my arms went limp.

Seeing me defenseless, they started stroking my body from my upper torso down to my lower half.

How much time passed? They seemed satisfied and whispered in my ears.

“Looks like you really enjoyed that, huh?”