I Came to a World Where the Concept of Chastity is Reversed, so I Tried to Change my Job to a Playboy, but the Interference is Intense. Please Help me.

Chapter 26: Angel of Reason! Hold On!

Alright, for now, I have printouts for Social Studies, Japanese, and Health in front of me.

First, let’s tackle Social Studies.

I sat down in a chair…

It feels awkward being the only one sitting, so I’ll bring chairs for the two of them.

When I suggested that, they brought chairs and sat down.

For Social Studies, it’s just memorization, so I simply filled in the answers as Shigure dictated them to me.

And now, the problematic Japanese section.

“Um, let’s see? ‘Question 1: Express your feelings as you use your body to calm an aroused man.’… This is tricky right from the start…”

“Right? I almost threw my pen.”

“Hmm… How about thinking of the man as Onii-chan and the woman as us?”

“Got it. In that case… ‘I wanted to use my body to relieve Yuki’s sexual desire.’ How about that?”

“Wait, are you really going to write that? Also, isn’t it about a man, not me?”

“I just replaced the characters with you and me. So, you can take it as my feelings.”

Shigure said this while giving me a sidelong glance and a smile, then scooted her chair closer to mine. Why?

“…‘I wanted to use my body to relieve the man’s sexual desire.’ Alright, next?”

“Next is… ‘Question 2: The aroused man pushed me onto the bed and covered me. Describe my feelings at that moment.’ Hmm… How about ‘You finally decided to take me! I’ve been waiting, Onii-chan♡’? How about it, Onii-chan? Did you get my feelings?”

Umi also smiled at me and scooted her chair closer to mine. Why are they getting closer?

“…‘You finally decided to take me!’ If I write this, won’t people think I’m some kind of pervert?”

“It’s not a serious printout, so why give serious answers?”

“…Leaving it blank seems better.”

“This is fun, so let’s keep going. No blanks allowed.”

“Yeah, yeah! Let’s do our best, Onii-chan!”

Saying this, they both started stroking my thighs.

“Is it necessary to stroke my thighs?”

“Don’t mind us~♪”

…It’s still okay, right, Angel of Reason? This much won’t shake you, right?

“Next is… ‘Question 3: Where did the man find the woman attractive? Answer from your perspective.’ Hmm? Is it Yuki’s turn to answer?”

“Hey, wait, shouldn’t we find the answer from the novel, not my perspective?”

“What’s wrong with that? So, Yuki, where do you find a woman attractive?”

“For Onii-chan, it’s definitely the big breasts, right?”

As they said this, they pressed their chests against my body…

OK, I’m fine. This much is no problem.

“Hmm… ‘I find big breasts attractive.’ How’s that?”

“Then next is… ‘Question 4: The man tore off my clothes and showed me his Jr. How did I respond?’ Yuki, you shouldn’t tear clothes, okay? Clothes aren’t free. How about… ‘I used my mouth to make Yuki’s Jr. the KING’? How’s that?”

“Onii-chan, do you have that kind of fetish? If you must tear something, make it tights or something. And how about ‘I used my breasts to make Onii-chan’s Jr. the KING’?”

“Don’t project weird fetishes onto me! Also, give serious answers!”

“In a quiz like this, there are no serious answers.”

While saying this, they each brought their mouths close to my ears and started stroking my chest.

“Yuki, which do you prefer?”

“Onii-chan, how do you want it?”

Don’t ask for my answer while stroking me in ASMR style!!

“Damn it… ‘I made him the KING with my mouth and breasts.’ Is that okay?”

“My, you’re greedy.”

“Then next time, I’ll do that for you, okay?”

After I wrote that, they moved away from me.

Phew… Can you manage, Angel of Reason? Oh, you’re still standing, huh. Keep it up. Those two beasts of lust are after you, but you can handle it.

“Next is… ‘Question 5: What did the woman do to welcome the man?’ Hmm, this is tough… ‘Onii-chan, do it to me too?’ How’s that?”

“That’s a bit simple. How about ‘Yuki, what do you want to do to me?’”

“That’s good! How about ‘Onii-chan, prepare to make me a Woman’?”

“That’s interesting. Which do you prefer, Yuki?”

“Onii-chan, which do you want to hear?”

They started applying pressure to make me pitch a tent.

This is trouble!! Please, customers!! That’s for solo camping only!! It’s not for three people!!

I grabbed their hands and stopped them from putting pressure on my tent.

“Calm down, both of you. It’s not time yet. Let’s answer with ‘The man did the same thing to the woman as the KING.’”

“Hmm, you’re still resisting? You’re quite stubborn.”

“You’re such a coward, Onii-chan.”

Are you okay, Angel of Reason? Oh… You’ve got bite marks on your shoulders…

You can still do it, right? If you give up now, it’s game over, okay?

But this is bad. I need to close this comedy show soon…

“And next… ‘Question 6: What did the man do with his Jr? Answer with what you want to do.’ Hey, Onii-chan, what do you want to do with your KING to me?”

“Yuki, what do you want to do with me? Tell me.”

“I recited the Heart Sutra.”

“Eh?”

“‘I recited the Heart Sutra.’”

“Hey, Onii-chan!”

“Yuki, we were getting to the good part!”

“‘Question 7: Avalokiteshvara Bodhisattva,’ ‘Question 8: Practicing the profound Prajna Paramita,’ ‘Question 9… etc’”

“Onii-chan! You can’t do that! Answer seriously!”

“Yeah, Yuki! You have to answer seriously since it’s for school!”

“When have we been serious so far! Also, we still have the Health printout, and at this rate, we won’t finish!”

That’s right, there’s still more. The Health printout, which is essentially asking for my preferences…