I Came to a World Where the Concept of Chastity is Reversed, so I Tried to Change my Job to a Playboy, but the Interference is Intense. Please Help me. - Chapter 209: The Bitch

Chapter 209: The Bitch

The hospital visit’s result—a hairline fracture in my bone.

Even through the watch, that baton hit with serious force. Or rather, that girl had some insane strength.

“The watch saved me, but… Sorry, Shigure, I broke it.”

“I saw, so I know. Buy me a new one. Not some tens-of-thousands-yen thing. We’ll pick it out together, just us.”

“Alright.”

“Alright, my ass, Onii-chan! Why’re you casually setting up a date with Shigure-nee!?”

“If it’s just a watch, I’ll give you one of my brand-name ones, so no date with Yuki-kun!”

“Hey! My precious watch broke, so I deserve to pick a new one with Yuki!”

“You don’t need to go alone, right? You just want a date, Shigure-nee.”

“Then we want one-on-one dates too!”

They start arguing, but… we’re in a hospital, so keep it down…

“…I wanna go out with Yukki too.”

“““Huh?”””

“Oh, then let’s all go pick out Shigure’s watch together.”

“Me too?”

“Of course. I’ve got no fashion sense, so I need your opinion, Airi.”

“Roger!”

While Airi and I talk, in the distance—

Sniff sniff “Airi-san’s starting to smell like a bitch.”

“Airi’s fallen.”

“Airi-chan’s totally welcome!”

Back home from the hospital, Airi tags along.

Sakura and Airi make lunch, setting it on the table as we sit down.

Sakura and Airi, who cooked, sit on either side of me.

“Yukki, can you eat?”

“…Can’t use my right hand, so I’ll use my left with a spoon or fork.”

“Then I’ll feed you! Here, Yukki, ahh!”

“Ahh… Munch munch…”

“Tasty?”

“Yeah… Yup, it’s good! You nailed the cooking.”

“Yay!”

“…Why’s Airi-san feeding him?”

“Hey, Airi, that’s my job.”

“Feeding a little brother is a big sister’s role, so I’ll take over!”

The four of them start making a fuss, so I quietly eat lunch with my left hand.

We spend the day chilling as a group of five until evening, when Airi heads home.

The next day, Airi shows up at my house unannounced.

I’m happy about it, but Umi and the others seem to have thoughts, and they drag Airi off somewhere.

<SIDE Airi>

“Hey, Airi, what’s up with you?”

“Uh, well… I just wanna be near Yukki.”

“So Airi-chan’s finally fallen for Yuki-kun’s charm?”

“Ugh… Yeah…”

“Didn’t you say you weren’t into marriage, Airi-san?”

“…I don’t really get marriage, but if I can be with Yukki, that’s enough.”

“So you don’t want a kid with Onii-chan?”

“Huh!? A k-kid!? Uh, well…”

“You don’t want a baby with Onii-chan?”

A baby with Yukki…

Me as a mom, holding a baby, and Yukki coming over, the two of us doting on it together…

Sounds nice…

“Yoo, Airi-san? Bitch Airi-san? You’ve got total horny bitch face right now.”

“Huh!? W-Was I making a bitch face!?”

“Yup.”

“You were.”

“Totally.”

“Ugh… I want a baby with Yukki…”

“““Sigh”””

The three of them sigh at my answer.

“Well, Airi-san’s fine. She seems useful.”

“Yeah, she’s handy, so it’s okay.”

“Settled!”

“I-I can be a wife too!?”

“As the first wife, I’ll allow it.”

“Thanks, UmiUmi!”

“But you haven’t confirmed your love with Onii-chan yet, right?”

“? Confirmed?”

“Has Onii-chan said he loves you?”

“…No.”

“Then it’s fine once Onii-chan says he loves you.”

“O-Okay…”

“For now, not today.”

“! W-Why!?”

“It’s my day off, and I get to hog Onii-chan! Save it for tomorrow or later!”

I wanna tell Yukki my feelings today, but…

UmiUmi’s at a different school, so fair enough.

She’s the first wife.

“O-Okay.”

“Sigh… Airi, if you’re gonna be loved by Yuki, use protection properly. No getting pregnant yet.”

R-Right! I got caught up imagining the future, but Sigusigu and the others use protection too, right? Can’t get pregnant as a student!

“G-Got it!”

“Airi-chan, your first time might hurt a bit, so have painkillers ready, okay?”

I’ve heard that.

The first time hurts.

“I’ll buy some!”

Right, I gotta prepare to tell him tomorrow.

After that, I leave the Oyodo house and go shopping.

To buy stuff to be loved by Yukki…