I Achieved a Happy Ending in a World Where Erotic and Grotesque Things are Commonplace, but I Hadn't Thought About What Would Happen After That. - Chapter 16 How many years has it been since I said that this world is weird!?

Chapter 16 How many years has it been since I said that this world is weird!?

(…Haah, I wonder how long my sanity will last.)

Lately, Kaguya and Ouka’s assertions have been dangerous… to be more precise, I felt this strongly the day after I clearly caught a cold.

First of all, Kaguya… as always, she relentlessly chips away at my sanity, but within that, I feel a great deal of consideration… it’s as if she’s trying to envelop me with everything she has, like a kind of maternal love.

(It’s not just the eroticism, but… why does it move me so much when it’s mixed with kindness?)

It’s amazing… I want to run away from the aggressive bouncing of her breasts, but when she’s kind to me, I’m tempted to just dive in for a moment, which is dangerous.

A woman’s breasts offer not only dreams and hopes, but also a sense of security, huh…!?

(Kaguya’s like that, but… Ouka’s also pretty amazing in her own way.)

Kaguya realized my secret, and she told Ouka about it.

Ouka apparently wanted to be the only one who knew, and she glared at Kaguya with intense hostility as she proudly declared this… but the enmity wasn’t serious enough to cause a rift between them; it was merely a light squabble between a senior and a junior.

(Sempai~♪ If Kaguya-senpai is gonna do that, then I can go even further, right~?)

Ouka… that lewd, pink-haired gal is more aggressive than ever.

It goes without saying that, up until now, she has relentlessly damaged my sanity, but now she’s going all out in the erotic direction as if to compete with Kaguya.

…But think about it.

Because of the way Kaguya and Ouka behave, even Aika and the student council president are getting in on the act, as if to say that this is what’s good… in other words, they’re forcing me into sexually suggestive situations.

(It’s as if this world itself is trying to corrupt me with eroticism…)

Every time, I tell them the same thing… Stop it, you guys are way too erotic, I said! Stop approaching me while moaning and sighing!

In fact, let’s go back to the beginning.

Why aren’t they upset when I call them erotic? Normally, if someone said that, or made a big deal about their breasts or butt, wouldn’t they be furious?

Normally, a guy like me would be hated or called creepy, right!? …It’s depressing to say it myself, but come on!

“Masayoshi-kun? What are you thinking about?”

“It’s about you, damn it!

“Huh!?”

I shouted at the student council president, who was walking beside me, close enough for my spit to fly.

As always, she’s walking too close to me, and I’ve been thinking about her exposed side-boob this whole time! To be precise, it’s not just you, but the others, too!

“Could it be that you’re thinking about this part of me?”

The president placed her finger on the side of her breast, and then fluttered the fabric, opening and closing the gap.

Depending on the angle, her nipples could be seen, and not only was I here, but there were also a lot of students around… and yet she was doing this! How was she able to do such a thing!?

“Of course I’m thinking about that, so stop it already!

“……Fufu, is that so♪”

“Why are you happy about it!?”

The president smiled and started walking again.

She seemed so happy that she was about to skip, but then two students approached us.

“Masayoshi-senpai! Asamiya-kaichou!”

“We’d like to have a word with you!”

It was a pair of first-year students.

We’ve gone on Ayakashi hunts with these underclassmen several times, and we’re the kind of senpai-kouhai who chat when we see each other at school… By the way, these two underclassmen are a couple, so they’re enjoying their high school life to the fullest.

“What’s this about?”

As soon as they saw us, they rushed over… Did something happen?

Even if it’s not related to Ayakashi, we in the student council basically deal with any problems that occur on campus… but lately, there haven’t been any problems at all.

“What happened?”

The two of them looked down, seeming reluctant to speak… This smells like a major incident.

I exchanged glances with the president and decided to tackle this problem first.

We’re on a student council patrol, so we have time… Alright, let’s hear what you have to say, underclassmen.

“Well… we admire you, Masayoshi-senpai. You’re a hope and a hero to us Ayakashi hunters, but you’re also a wonderful senpai who’s easy to get along with.”

“You not only help us, but you also give us strict guidance when necessary. You’re the best senpai.”

“Oh, oh… what’s with the sudden praise?”

Hey, this is embarrassing.

I averted my gaze from the president, who was looking at me with a smile, and fixed my gaze on the underclassmen.

“So, what did you want to talk to us about?”

I waited for their response, and what followed was something like this:

“Well… we heard that you’ve been saying some pretty suggestive things to the student council president and other girls lately.”

“There’s no way Masayoshi-senpai would do something like that! We’re insisting that it’s not true, but those stubborn guys are insisting that they saw it happen!”

“………….”

I pondered their words for a moment, then replied:

“Sorry, but I’ve been doing that a lot.”

“Huh!?”

“Se-senpai!?”

Suddenly, the world fell silent as if all sound had been sucked out of it.

There were not only me and the president, but also my kouhais and many other students around… I didn’t deny it at all, so I guess that’s what happened… right?

“Look at this.”

I pointed to the president’s side-boob.

“What the hell is this outfit? Don’t you think it’s sexy? I’ve been thinking about it all the time. It’s not like the gap created by a loose shirt, it’s specifically designed to show off the side-boob. You have to wear a distinctive outfit like this to make it happen.”

“Ah, senpai?”

“Se-senpai… are you broken…!?”

Hey, don’t look at me with such despairing eyes… Well, if I think about it calmly, I guess that’s understandable.

If these guys really do look up to me as a hero, then they might be disappointed if I suddenly started saying such things.

“It’s not just the president, all the student council members are too sexy. They constantly rub their bodies against me, sway their breasts and butts in front of me… and to top it all off, they try to awaken my irritation rod!”

Damn, I can’t stop talking.

I continued, even though I didn’t think I was being reckless… But I had to get it off my chest.

“Being called a hero or a symbol of hope isn’t a bad feeling… But that was the old me. The me now doesn’t fit that image. Hey, kouhais, I was just desperately trying my best. I summoned up the courage to face even the most powerful Ayakashi, all for the sake of protecting my friends from the threats in front of us.”

The space around us remained quiet as I continued to speak.

“That’s right… I was desperate. I’m strong… to be blunt, even if I won, there were plenty of opponents that others couldn’t beat. If that was the case, I had to work hard so that none of my friends would disappear… So I had no choice but to give it my all, didn’t I? Not just the president here, but you kouhais, too… and I wanted to protect all the other students watching us.”

Honestly, no matter how many times I think about it, I pushed myself too hard back then… If I didn’t have these physical abilities, I probably would have been desperate, killed by a Ayakashi in an instant, and resented the god who brought me to this world.

“Instead of wasting time on unnecessary thoughts, I focused on killing the enemy… When I considered the maximum peace that could be achieved through such means, I didn’t care if there was a sexy woman by my side… but once that battle was over, the situation changed, didn’t it!?”

“Ah, yes.”

“Um… yes.”

“If the brain resources I was using for my desperate efforts were redirected towards the women around me, I’d notice how sexy they are, wouldn’t I!? That’s why I’m telling them to stay away from me, to stop seducing me!”

From there on, it was just me venting.

I was ranting about how sexy these women were, but I couldn’t let my wolf side take over, how I was desperately holding back, and so on.

While the first half of my rant might have been okay, the second half was full of explicit and off-putting remarks… Yet, when I finished, my kouhais were still looking at me with admiration.

“Senpai, I’m going to work even harder!”

“I’ll do my best, too! I’ll keep in mind how desperately you tried to protect us!”

Following my kouhais’ words, the students around us seemed to share a similar sentiment.

“Senpai really is a hero!”

“He tried so hard to protect us!”

“That’s right… no matter how dire the situation, you never looked down!”

“You led us!”

“Being thought of as sexy by you is more like a reward, isn’t it!?”

“I’m so jealous of the president!”

I couldn’t stand the strange atmosphere any longer, so the president and I quickly left the scene.

“I thought they’d be disgusted.”

“Isn’t it difficult? To begin with, the fact that you have rescued and guided almost every student in this school is an overwhelmingly powerful achievement.”

“……But still, you think?”

“Then why do you think we, the girls you call sexy, aren’t leaving your side?”

“……That’s true.”

Hey, don’t be so quick to agree!

My senior giggled and once again put her hand on her side-boob, asking me what we should do next… but there’s no continuation to this! Nothing at all!

“Well, we’re going to be doing a lot of things soon enough. After all, we’re promised partners… Fufu… Hahahaha!”

By the way, the next day, a summary of my remarks was posted on the bulletin board at the school entrance, along with all the explicit and dangerous things I had said… And yet, the admiring gazes directed at me only increased.

This is confusing… This world is still weird.