I Achieved a Happy Ending in a World Where Erotic and Grotesque Things are Commonplace, but I Hadn't Thought About What Would Happen After That. - Chapter 11 I thought you were serious, but you're still so erotic!

Chapter 11 I thought you were serious, but you’re still so erotic!

In my previous life, I had a job hunting down monsters that were not human, called “Ayakashi” , which is something that wouldn’t even be conceivable. But in this world, I had another experience besides that.

That is to appear on a television program.

(I guess these things happen in this world too.)

Currently, along with the Student Council President, I am visiting a TV station and appearing live on air.

This is because, in addition to the fact that we defeated a top-class Ayakashi, the name of our school, “Fuyou High School” , has become well-known to the public. But of course, when you make such remarkable achievements, it’s only natural that you’ll attract a lot of attention.

It’s understandable that the President, as the daughter of the Asamiya family, would have a wide network of connections, but personally, I’m not really interested in this kind of thing… Yet here I am, accompanying the President on this TV appearance.

“So, Miss Asamiya, what did your family think about you becoming an Ayakashi hunter?”

“My father opposed the idea, but my mother told me to do as I pleased. Well, the fact that my mother was also an Ayakashi hunter probably had a lot to do with it.”

The questions are directed solely at the President, who sits next to me.

Aside from the President and me, everyone else in this place is a regular person…

Well, they’re all entertainers who often appear on TV, but since I prefer to play games or read manga, I may know their faces, but I don’t know their names.

(Is there any point in me being here?)

It’s understandable that they would focus more on the beautiful President than on someone with a generic face like me… But if that’s the case, was it really necessary for me to be here just to keep an eye on the President?

Ayakashi hunters are indeed swords and shields that protect the people. But for those who are not involved in the battles, the struggles and hardships of Ayakashi hunters are unknown… 

That’s why some entertainers, who only see the power and prominence of Ayakashi hunters, direct their hatred towards them… Well, not all good deeds are appreciated by everyone.

Moreover, with the destruction of the top-class Ayakashi, the sense of crisis of people have decreased compared to the pre-apocalyptic days.

(I never would have understood this aspect of the story if I had just read it… Not that I wanted to know in the first place.)

Well, it doesn’t really matter since there’s no harm done.

In fact, I’m a little touched by the current situation – aside from the President and the other women here, I don’t feel any eroticism from them at all… Well, I guess that’s also because they don’t have as many curves as the President or the other erotic women… But when I think about it that way, it really makes me realize how erotic the women around me are!

“Masayoshi-san…? “

“Ah, yes.”

Finally, my name was called.

By the way, regarding this appearance on TV, although it is true that the President considers me to be the most trustworthy person to stay by her side, I wondered if it should have been Souta instead…

Nevertheless, since we have been together since she became the student council president earlier than planned, I must admit that I am quite happy about it.

“Miss Asamiya said that she relies on you very much as a junior, and that you were a major factor in defeating the top-class Ayakashi.”

“Ah, yes.”

… I knew it, but I’m really not suited for this kind of thing.

The male comedians on the show don’t seem to be having much fun, and I’m the kind of person who finds it annoying when people give me that look… But somehow, I think my friends would be angry if they saw this, and that makes me happy.

“You’re not very flashy, are you?”

“You’re not much different from us, are you?”

Isn’t that essentially saying that they themselves are not very flashy?

President frowned at the comedians’ words, and it seemed that from then on, she was firmly determined not to appear on the show as instructed by the school.

However, only a small number of people give me disdainful looks like that.

The host, a veteran in the industry, took care to reprimand the others, and before the show started, he shook my hand and thanked me for protecting them… Well, I think he’s a really nice person.

“What were you thinking as a Ayakashi hunter, acting the way you did?”

In response to this question, I thought for a few seconds and replied…

“To protect everything – everyone I wanted to protect.”

This is what I always say, isn’t it?

But somehow, what I said seemed to change the atmosphere in the studio.

President, who was sitting next to me, looked at me with admiration, and I felt embarrassed, telling her not to look at me like that. At the same time, I felt a stirring in my loins as I realized that her sideboobs were still exposed…

“That’s so cool! It’s because of people like you that we’re safe… And yet those people… “

“Huh!? “

“What’s wrong!? “

The idol on the show said, and the comedians’ faces turned bright red.

Thanks to the host, what could have been a minor broadcasting accident was averted, and after that, actual footage of the fights was shown in the “Let’s Learn about Ayakashi Hunting” corner.

“I don’t understand what’s going on… “

“Is that what battle looks like… Well, well.”

Now, the footage on the monitor is a recording of the moment when I, along with the other student council members, fought against a youkai that used a technique to forcibly induce feelings of disgust by extending its tentacles… 

By the way, not only the president but also Ouka was with us at that time – but I didn’t want this footage to be used… Because… Well, you know!

“…Hmm?”

The idol seemed to have noticed something and continued.

“Masayoshi-san, were you injured in some way?”

“Wh… What do you mean?”

“Well, you’ve been holding your stomach for a while now… Your posture looks strange, and you seem to be in pain.”

“Hmm, now that you mention it, yes… He’s hunched over, and his expression looks somewhat painful.”

Guh… Guaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

I somehow managed to suppress the urge to scream and felt an overwhelming sense of shame as I realized that this footage was being broadcast on television… Because this was not a result of me being attacked or having stomach pain or anything like that.

(This is all because of that lewd pink-haired girl, Ouka…!)

That girl… Just before this footage was taken, she pretended to stumble and fell on top of me.

‘Ouchie♡’

Not only did she use a sickeningly sweet voice with a heart mark floating above her head, but the way she fell was terribly problematic.

Her breasts covered my lower body, and my gaze fell directly on her crotch… Due to her already short skirt, her underwear was fully visible, right in front of my eyes… 

And on top of that, she rubbed her chest against me, squishing them together… It was really difficult to handle the situation.

‘This position… It’s like we’re about to do the si-‘

‘I won’t let you finish that sentence!’

Because of that incident, the battle was extremely challenging… All I could think about was how to avoid losing something very important to me as a man.

And now, this footage…

I’m currently being watched by a lot of people on television in this embarrassing situation… This is beyond shocking; I could die of embarrassment, seriously!

“Haa…”

“Thank you for your hard work.”

After the show ended, I returned to the dressing room with the president.

I’m really… mentally exhausted… The president watched the footage with sparkling eyes, and thankfully, no one seemed to notice my dillema, but I’m still exhausted.

“I’m sorry, Masayoshi-kun… There were some words that made you frown. If I hadn’t insisted on inviting you… “

The president looked apologetic, and I assured her that I was fine.

“It’s fine. It’s not something I particularly care about, and it doesn’t matter what others say to me – I’ll just continue doing my job. I’ll keep supporting you as always, President.”

“Ah… Yes!”

By the way, after that, some people who wanted to get close to the president, not as an Ayakashi hunter but as the young lady of the Asamiya family, approached her. However, the president neither accepted their business cards nor anything else they offered.

“I’m sorry, but I have absolutely no interest in that.”

Seeing the president pull me by the hand, her figure was dignified, and the disappointed expressions on their faces who were completely ignored… Well, I can’t help but say, “serves you right.”

“Is that really okay? The way you turned them down was a bit… “

“It doesn’t matter – there’s no way I wouldn’t be offended by the way they spoke about my partner. Insulting you is tantamount to challenging the Asamiya family.”

“Umm… Yes, thank you.”

“Fufu, there’s no need to thank me. We should be causing trouble for each other, right? That’s what it means to support each other.”

“… Haha, yes, you’re right.”

… Hmm?

Somehow, our conversation felt a bit disjointed, but aside from her sideboobs, she’s truly a reliable person.

… However, even such a dignified person can be a klutz at times.

“Ah… “

“What!? “

For some reason, just as we were about to exit the TV station, the president stumbled and fell, even though there was nothing in her way.

I reached out to help her, and as expected, my hand ended up inside her clothing… It enveloped her sideboobs, and it had been a while since I directly touched them.

It’s been a while! It was only natural that I told her to stop using such lucky perverted accidents like that, as if it was a greeting.

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The following are the reactions to the program:

Side-boob Pervert Erotic Girl:

“This indirectly revealed that he and I are a married couple!”

Succubus Erotic Girl:

“Honestly, if only you relied on me… I could have made you a captive of pleasure in an instant.”

Childhood Friend Erotic Girl:

“I wonder what happened… But he does look like he’s in pain. I guess it’s up to me to take care of him!”

Lewd Pink-Haired Girl:

“Ahaha♪ Look at him, unabashedly showing it off on TV… That’s why I told you, didn’t I? I said I’d help you release it before recording.”

Little Sister Type Black Belly Erotic Girl:

“… I don’t like seeing him like that with anyone other than me, his little sister, but that Onii-chan is also quite attractive.”

Protagonist:

“That girl… No, because it’s her, I know nothing happened. But in this damn messed-up world, you never know what might happen – I need to get stronger, too.”