How to Handle a Yandere Harem - Chapter 7 - Bl Magnet

Sakura College, predominantly a male institution, might seem ordinary at a glance. Yet, today, it defies the ordinary, especially for Issei Norisa. For Issei, the college’s usual ambience is overshadowed by his unique, albeit troublesome, ability. At its core, it’s straightforward yet a constant nightmare: he transforms any statement he reads into BL (Boys’ Love). Indeed, Issei possesses the uncanny power to awaken a sense of attraction among men, making him the centre of unwanted attention.

This very ability makes him loathe Adriel, whose power starkly contrasts his. Adriel attracts the opposite sex, inadvertently converting those interactions into BL scenarios. For Issei, whose essence magnetises men, encountering someone who turns those connections into BL marks Adriel as his natural adversary.

“Damn you, Adriel…”

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“Adriel, you big, big meanie!”

Norisa had been crying for an hour. 

Seriously? 

That jerk. 

Does he think my life is all sunshine and rainbows just because I’m the boyfriend of not one, but three SSS-ranked? 

Sure, in some ways, I can do whatever I want… But then again, I can’t… I’ve already reviewed this in a previous chapter, so read it. Don’t be lazy; I’m not going to repeat myself… Moving on.

We’re now at Academy College, an institution exclusively for men. Yes, you heard that right: only men. Akuma devised This strategy to ensure I couldn’t just drop by and see Emma, Seda, or Liz. If I attended a school with even one girl, they’d find a way to interfere, no matter how much the school administration tried to prevent it. Hence, a college with an all-male population.

For Norisa, who’s still crying, this will be hell. As for me? Well, I won’t exactly be in paradise, but I’m certainly a long way from hell.

“Please, Adriel, don’t make me go into this college… I can’t… I can’t… I wouldn’t last a second.”

He’s still sobbing. Hmph… 

Come on, Adriel… 

Stay calm… 

Count to three… 

Don’t stress.

“STOP CRYING, NORISA… DON’T YOU SEE YOU’RE MAKING A SCENE? YOU’RE AN ADULT, ACT LIKE ONE.”

Well, that was me handling the situation with the finesse of a supernanny skilled in managing unruly kids—

“Sniff, sniff,” Norisa’s tears began anew.

“Easy… I lost my cool this time… I’m sorry…”

“Adriel, you… you’re so mean… How come you have such amazing powers, and I’m stuck with this curse that only draws in weirdos?”

Breathe, Adriel… 1, 2, 3… Don’t lose it again.

“YOU THINK I ENJOY HAVING THIS POWER, NORISA? …Sorry, I almost lost it there… Let’s just go in,” I managed, barely keeping my composure.

“Sniff, sniff.”

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After what felt like an eternity, I finally stepped foot inside the college. 

As I’ve mentioned more times than I care to count, this school is supposedly an all-boys institution—but let’s not dwell on that any longer. 

Moving on… 

The school itself is unremarkable, indistinguishable from any other. 

Except… No sooner had we entered than a girl approached us. Wait a minute… I was under the impression, firmly told, that this was a boys-only school. 

This is bad… If Emma, Liz, or Seda catch wind of this, I’m done for. An all-male college, they said.

“Hello, Adriel… Norisa-sama…” 

Hmph. She completely brushed me aside. 

Great…

“Hi, what’s your name?” 

“Daphne…” 

She answered, then turned away, leaving me in her dust.

“You’re not exactly used to being on the receiving end of the cold shoulder from ladies, huh?” 

“Shh… quiet.” 

“Ha… ha… looks like the lady’s attention is elsewhere… Not on you, that’s for sure…”

“Zip it, BL magnet.” 

“Fufufu.”

Daphne guided us to the boardroom—a room that, frankly, held no distinctive features from any other boardroom across countless colleges. 

“I’m your advisor, you must be wondering why a girl is present at an all-boys college… The answer is simple: I’m here to ensure you execute your task correctly.”

She began, preempting the question surely on our minds. 

“I see.” 

The revelation was less shocking than anticipated, oddly straightforward. I had braced myself for a dramatic twist—perhaps she was a boy in disguise or the mastermind behind some grand scheme. 

Yet, neither theory could be immediately discounted. Her peculiar interest in Norisa, who is essentially a magnet for affection, was notably odd. 

But no, it wasn’t jealousy stirring within me. Juggling three, let’s say, highly enthusiastic girlfriends was already a handful. 

The mere thought of their reaction to me being in a room with another girl was unsettling.

Opting for the lighter scenario seemed most appealing, and admittedly, a bit amusing. Just imagine Norisa’s expression upon discovering he’s inadvertently charmed yet another boy, having believed he was finally free from his curse. I can’t help but feel a tad sadistic for finding humor in the situation.

Shifting focus back to Daphne, “Your task is to investigate the school. Odd occurrences have been reported, belongings vanishing among them…” “Understood…” 

“You’re free to use the rooms, but keep them tidy. That’s all.” 

As she departed, a hint of a familiar scent lingered. In the whirlwind of concern over my girlfriends’ potential reactions earlier, I hadn’t noticed. 

But reflecting now, Daphne felt oddly familiar… Regardless, my priority is completing this mission swiftly, ideally before any rumors reach my girlfriends about my current company.