Free Isekai Reproduction Life with an Endangered Demi-Human Onee-san in the Forest of Certain Death ~My Mental Stat Is Pathetically Weak, But After Transferring, I’ll Live for Myself This Time~ - Chapter 118: Kyunn

Chapter 118: Kyunn

…

!? Gehogehho! What’s that? Something liquid in my throat… kinda bitter.

“Ah… fuu.”

Oh, got it. I crashed in Maia’s bed, so her dripping milk must’ve gotten in my mouth. Ugh, she’s drooling too. Her upper body reeks of milk. She’s sleeping with such a blissful face. A normal employer would be pissed. Me? I’m gratefully peropero-ing, of course.

“Good morning, Master.”

“Oh, Luna… morning.”

Luna’s already dressed, standing stiffly by the bed, holding my clothes. I’m soaked from the morning milk flood. Luna’s so diligent—unlike a certain leaky milk cow. Not that Maia slacks at work.

I shift Maia aside and change. Well, Luna dresses me. First time someone’s done this for me. Wild.

“Excuse me.”

What? Before I know it, she pulls down my pants—and more—baring it all. Then, a morning first-squeeze. A man’s dream, fulfilled out of nowhere. Her gentle tongue is morning-friendly… but sticky and intense, draining me in no time.

“Ugh.”

“…n, excuse me. Breakfast is ready. This way.”

She swallows, kokuri, like it’s nothing. Conquest vibes, unreal. She wipes her mouth and stands as if it’s routine.

What about Maia?

“She forgot her slave duties and overslept. I was going to wake her with a smack, but Karin-sama said it’s too harsh, so we left her. Punishment: no breakfast.”

Ouch, fair enough. Karin’s too kind. I’ll sneak Maia some food later.

“You sleep okay, Luna?”

“Thanks to you, I sleep well daily. No worry of ambush here, and Hyena Tribe needs less sleep than humans.”

Got it. Tribal traits, huh? Luna’s a stellar guard.

“Morning, Karin, Silvia, everyone!”

“Good morning.”

“M-Morning…”

“Master, morning! Hin!”

“Yo, morning!”

“Morning with the big sisters is bliss!”

Everyone’s in the great room. Feels like home. They were asleep when I got back yesterday—hope they rested well. Balde looks ecstatic sandwiched between demi-humans.

“Kei, morning, mugumugu.”

“Yawn, slept great last night.”

Bestelta and Putyuera are already eating breakfast. Time to dig in.

“Any plans for today?”

Gotta keep tabs on everyone.

“Hin! Zarudo, Rinou, and I are training!”

“We’re gonna shine as adventurers!”

“Someday, beside the big sisters…”

They’re fired up. What’s the deal?

“Seems they heard from Silvia about Kei-sama’s quick floor-five clear,” Karin explains. “They’ve been like this all morning.”

Zarudo’s pumped, and Karin fondly pats him. I want pats too.

I’d train them, but I’m useless—just swinging an axe. Bestelta spars with them sometimes, but not daily. Maybe ask Luna?

“I’ll continue baptizing slum residents. Thanks to Kei-sama, years of fatigue vanished—pon! I’m grateful.”

That phrasing makes my purification massage sound addictive…

“Silvia?”

She flinches, face red. So it was you behind the dorm last night… spying on me, Luna, and Maia’s breeding, indulging solo. I checked after—the scent was thick.

“More Cosmodia research!”

Face blazing, she shovels food, gaa, and bolts from the room. Bet she’s burying her face in a pillow, kicking her feet.

“What’s with Silvia?” 

“No biggie. She’ll bounce back.”

“Kei-sama, your plans?”

“Hmm…”

Razu-san’s summons is a must. Gotta cash in yesterday’s loot too—Shaaru-chan had my head spinning. Ask her to dinner tonight? Is that too soon? My dating XP is zero.

Oh, gotta order that house. Visit the carpenter I was told about. Crazy, right? That was my original goal.

Maybe swing by Braga-san’s for lunch. Curious about his ramen progress. Is Sharon-chan there? Haven’t seen her since.

More slaves? Can I hire any today?

Oh, Bestelta’s with me, of course. Putyuera’s off wandering, apparently.

“That’s about it.”

“Understood, Master.”

Luna helps me and Bestelta get ready. The rider suit’s tricky. Feels like I’m being spoiled—Luna even tries to do my shoes. Plus that morning Hyena-vacuum.

“Bestelta-sama, you’re beautiful today.”

“What’s Luna saying?”

“She says you’re beautiful today. I agree.”

Bestelta beams, nikkori.

“Oh, Luna’s sweet. I’ll pamper her next time.”

She pats Luna’s head. Luna’s stoic, but her ears go pyokopyoko. So precious.

“Master, I’ll work hard and eat lots for you today!”

Maia’s not wrong. Keep that milk flowing.

“Kei-sama, is it really okay to take the Run Rabbit meat?”

“Yup. Hunted it for everyone—eat up.”

I hand over the rabbit meat. Could’ve cashed it, but seeing Rikkarinden’s happy faces is better.

“…”

“Silvia, you too.”

“Tch, I’d eat it without you saying.”

Eat when I tell you—I hunted it!

“Alright, Kei, shall we?”

Bestelta and I head out, waved off by everyone.

Another day begins. Mornings can be this lively and happy? Never knew.

*

Decided to hit the Adventurer’s Guild first. Wanted to see Shaaru-chan, try cashing loot, and sort Razu-san’s business early.

The guild’s as rowdy as ever—buzzing with energy and heat.

“Shaaru-chan, morning!”

“Ah… Kei-san, Bestelta-san. Good morning.”

Her awkward smile. Is she put off by me? No, she invited me to dinner, so it’s fine. Stop overthinking—it’s making me shy. Shaaru-chan is Shaaru-chan.

“Can I cash yesterday’s loot?”

“L-Loot…? I don’t see any. Is that bag… a magic bag?”

She whispers. Did I not mention it?

“Yup. Keep it quiet, though…”

Dunno why, but getting targeted over it would suck.

“O-Okay. My lips are sealed.”

She lowers her voice, making an X with her fingers over her mouth. Too cute!?

“T-Then, I’ll unload. Here okay?”

“Y-Yes, please.”

Poipoipoi.

I stack the loot. So much of it.

Shaaru-chan’s adorable.

“Eh, u-um!”

Poipoipoi…

Who uses these shoddy goblin weapons? Melt them down?

Her cute move threw me off. Didn’t expect such a flirty act.

“Kei-san, t-the amount!”

Poipoipoi…

Kobold fangs, dungeon wolf claws—small, but what’s their deal?

Wanna eat with Shaaru-chan soon. Today’s tough, maybe.

“Kei, you’re overwhelming the receptionist. Ease up?”

Snapping back, I’ve piled a mountain of loot and magic stones on her desk. Whoops.

“Sorry, was lost in thought…”

“You gathered this much? Didn’t you blitz through floor five, ignoring beasts?”

Her gaze sparkles with admiration.

Wanna brag, but Bestel-Tiger did the rampaging. I just tossed stones from behind.

“Uh, yeah, sorta.”

Forgive my ego.

“Amazing… Kei-san might really climb the ranks.”

Her starry eyes. A little ego’s fine for this, right?

“I’ll appraise now, so please wait… Oh, confirm: you’re okay cashing this at the Adventurer’s Guild?”

Merchant’s Guild appraises better for higher prices, but they’d hate this junk. Roi-san might grumble but take it.

“It’s fine. Sorry for the pile.”

“N-No… I get a small bonus for this, so it helps. Ehehe…”

Her shy smile.

Kyunn. My heart’s kyunn.

[‘Kei, your face is sloppy.’]

Bestelta chimes in via channel. Must be a real creepy face.

[‘Thanks, I’ll watch it.’]

[‘Hehe, don’t sweat it.’]

She pats my back, ponpon. So cool.

“Sorry, this’ll take a bit. Maybe see Razu-san in the meantime?”

Shaaru-chan, struggling with the loot pile, uu, uu, suggests.

“Oh, right. Where is he?”

“Running day two of the newbie course.”

Wait, I didn’t know about that… Was I ditched? Too many reasons come to mind.

“There’s a day two?”

“Normal instructors do one day, but Razu-san does three, thoroughly. It’s rare for a near-volunteer job.”

Phew, not ditched. That’s intense—pure goodwill. Quirky, but a great guy.

“He said about you: ‘A guy who cleared floor five ain’t a newbie. He’s stronger than me, gahaha!’ So, you’re exempt from day two onward.”

Shaaru-chan mimics Razu-san’s gruff voice. Adorable.

I wouldn’t mind more of his lessons, but fair enough. His summons must be something else.

“Alright, I’ll find Razu-san. Handle the cashing. Do great, and I’ll treat you to a big dinner.”

“Haha, then I gotta work hard. Dessert too?”

She fidgets. Oh, she’s into it! Sweet tooth? They have dessert here?

“Of course. Eat tons.”

“Y-Yosh! I’ll do it… I’ll do my best!”

Kyunn.

My groin’s kyunn.