Exorcism Through Climax With a Single Strike! - Epilogue 1
It was only four days after the subjugation of lolicon slayer that I regained my consciousness.
Moreover, after I woke up, I wasn’t even able to get up from the hospital bed for a while due to the pain all over my body.
According to the doctor’s explanation, every muscle in my body was sore to the point of separation.
Because of the accumulation of fatigue which was just one step before death from overwork, the ability to recuperate itself declined so much that I could do nothing except for intravenous fluids and absolute rest.
On top of that, for some reason, I had become so weak as if I had run out of all my energy and left me in a state of only 1 HP which wasn’t funny at all.
Even though It wasn’t like I was badly injured or anything but I feel like my whole body has been covered with wounds.
Thanks to the Soya for calling out a person skilled in healing ability last time, I had recovered quickly, but this time, well due to a lot of things I didn’t have this preferential treatment.
If I have to say the reason, then it’s attributed to Soya barging in association headquarters forcefully and as a preparator in taking out Lolicon Karasuma and hence she couldn’t ask Soya family for intervention here.
But well, I was convinced the number one reason was I, myself.
“……I finally left”
It was only a week after my consciousness returned that I left the hospital.
To be honest, at the time when I wasn’t able to move, laying down in bed, I was assailed with intense regret.
“It wasn’t about misuse…….but, just how many ordinary people I have made climax?”
The more I thought about it calmly, the more strange sweat came out of my body. For the sake of saving Sakura, there wasn’t any other way.
Even if I have to repeat the same scene over and over again, I am sure I will choose the same option.
But that didn’t mean I didn’t have the mental strength to regain my composure.
Because you know……. apparently the story about this was spread from a rescue worker who participated in post processing of Harugahara, which got me dangerous glare from nurses, and there was even Exorcist bodyguards next to the doctor or nurse when examining me.
Naturally, the expert Exorcist also participated in the post processing…….even the Exorcist bodyguard was looking at me with dreadful gaze……more than my body, my heart needs the rest you know.
“Somehow I once again got a incomprehensible ability…….what the h**l is that pleasure point boost……I feel like wierd rumours might be spreading in the academy once again”
When I took out the smartphone, I received an email from the idiots of class D like always.
[I heard you masturbated while fighting against the monster this time……on the contrary, I respect you now]
[I heard you swoop down the monster while Stark naked….. although I know Utopia is quite effective against low rank evil spirit…….You don’t do that outdoors against a monster.]
Once again, half hearted and distorted information seemed to be running around the academy.
I held my head when I saw the text sent by group of boys which could neither be taken as surprised nor reverence.
“In addition to association been criticised a lot due to Lolicon slayer incident, even though I has just survived the decapitation trial, and yet I ended making another mess”
A High speed recovery as a reward for defeating a rank 5 monster……. there’s no such thing.
In fact, I was shivering for a while on bed thinking it wouldn’t be strange if the innocent verdict (temporary) in the decapitation trial could be overturned quickly.
But the strange thing is no matter how much time passed, no one came to criticize me and I was able to leave from hospital safely.
“Somehow….it’s feel like a weight has come off my shoulder”
I began to prepare for returning home while stuffing the get well soon gift I received from Soya, Nagumo and Karasuma who came to see me as they were worried when I was hospitalized.(I threw the the D⚫M gift voucher and masturbating set given to me by Karasuma on the spot) (T/N : not sure what is that, I tried searching Dom but to no avail.)
“Even though the Harugahara case didn’t cause a big disturbance, the fact that I haven’t heard anything from the monitoring Department is…….”
The commotion at Harugahara was barely reported.
In addition to the fact that most of the people who were there had fuzzy memories due to the effects of Loliconisation, the movement of mass media hounding the association for the lolicon slayer case suddenly toned down their activities. I thought maybe it’s because the betrayer who leaked out the information as if to fanning the media was caught up but I also haven’t heard anything about that….
I even had a doubt that Kaede’s grandmother had done something but it also felt out of place.
I had an unpleasant hunch when I didn’t heard anything from the monitoring department, which has been pursuing me so much, even leaving my treatment unsettled.
Speaking of being vague,
“What is Kaede going to do about the next check-up?”
Kaede said that she might be able to talk about my curse after the case with lolicon slayer is finished.
However no matter how many times I contacted her, she refused me just saying “I’m busy” and so, we haven’t even met each other for a while.
“I know you’re busy, but…”
The appearance of the demon race.
In the end, it seems that the emergency team organized by the association was unable to reach the main culprit.
The only gain was the three human beings enthralled by the demon.
Kaede, as a member of old family and above all, as the person who have directly examined the demon miasma, seemed to be busy in trailing down the sign of the demon.
If they’re not careful, the case will become comparable to my foster father Rank 7 crazy evil spirit, so it’s understandable it would take precedence over anything else but……
“No matter what…..”
Kaede has never missed the regular check-up but anyway, there will be a chance to talk with her in near future.
(………. speaking of which, not only Kaede, even Mei haven’t come to visit me during hospitalization this time)
While feeling lonely, I left the hospital and embarked on the train to Exorcist academy.
As I surrendered my body to the regular swaying, I thought about Sakura in my foggy head.
(The number one thing I am worried about this time is Sakura above anything else…..)
Actually, only for once when I was in hospital, I was contacted by kaede arbitrarily. It was right after I woke up.
[I’m only going to tell you the conclusion in brief, since it doesn’t seems like you are going to receive treatment without shouting around unless I tell you about the welfare of little girl. I don’t have much time so listen quitely]
I heard the fed up voice of Kaede as Soya held the phone to my ear.
[From the result of counseling, it was clear that Lolicon slayer wasn’t born inside the Sakura because there was a gap in her heart. If I have to stretch it a little, I would say that her avoidance of being treated like a child distorted her desire to eliminate lolicon but at least it wasn’t so distorted as to turn into a monster, and she behaved herself well.]
Honestly, even just talking felt painful, still I urged her to continue as to why the Lolicon slayer was inside her?
[Most likely she was forced to. There is a very likely theory that the monster was implanted. It’s a reasonable conclusion, considering the calculated nature of the monster…….The most disgusting part is the existence of someone who can implant the monster inside a practitioner who is working as a full fledge inspector without them being aware of.]
Judging from the flow of the story, it’s definitely the demon that scattered the miasma.
I was getting more and more worried about Sakura’s safety, wondering if she had been spotted by such a person, but Kaede, who seemed to have sensed this, unusually softened her voice and said,
[You don’t need to worry about. The effect of certain somebody’s obsence exorcism was completely flawless, which neither left any after effect of monstorification nor the after effects of negative influence from miasma. Although her future as inspector is still undecided, since she is the disciple of Nagisa-san, it shouldn’t be any problem. Regrettably though]
While I was relieved to hear Kaede’s report with her hateful words towards Sakura at the end, a new concern arose in my mind.
Isn’t it too much of a coincidence for the demon to eye Sakura just as she was chosen as my observer right after the curse of climax exorcism was exposed to people around me?
[…….you are thinking too much]
However, even if I ask Kaede, she just said this.
[Anyway, you should now focus on treatment. You’ve been a little too reckless for other people, just like the time of Shinonome city Monster A. Even if that’s what Exorcist are supposed to do]
She left a complaint and hurriedly hung up the phone.
(Even though Kaede said so, is it really just a coincidence……?)
However, as with any other concern, it is not something that can be concluded by thinking about it.
I’m satisfied as long as Sakura is safe and just as I get off at the nearest station to the Exorcist academy.
Soya’s call came in as if she had been aiming for this timing.
Right after the subjugation of Lolicon slayer, she was considerably in a bad mood but the voice I could hear right now from the call is as clear as Bell’s chime.
It’s been a few days since the warning against revoking our team’s provisional license was completely withdrawn due to our success in eliminating the Rank 5 monster. Soya has been like this for a long time.
[I’m sure you got out of the hospital today, right?]
“Yeah, I just arrived to the station”
[Well perfect! Will you not go shopping with me in celebration of your recovery from illness and the preservation of our provisional license?]
“……..Are we going to buy a cake or something?”
[Wrong-wrong. You see, didn’t the Furuya-kun room blew up the other day? That’s why I thought you might need to get some new furniture and dishes.]
That’s right. I completely forgot about it.
At the time I escaped from the inspectors, my room had become the mess from the explosion of physical barrier. I was contacted by the Exorcist academy that room itself is repaired but the private property was in shambles.
If I go home, I’ll find nothing but torn futon and shattered dishes.
“Right? I’ll pick out a new one for you, so let’s go today.”
“…….you are right”
I was a little surprised to hear Soya say something like this, but I needed to do the shopping anyway, so I agreed. I guess, this is how I’m going to become penniless after getting paid for solving the Lolicon slayer incident.
[Then let’s meet each other at the school gate later!]
In the meantime, I went back to my room to check what I needed to renew, and then decided to meet up with Soya.
I rushed to the dormitory to rehabilitate my body that had been damaged by hospital life.
When I arrived in the front of my room which has been beautifully repaired, my eyes unintentionally shifted to room 407 next door.
“Speaking of which…… what’s going to happen to this room”
Kaede told me that she did not know yet what would happen to Sakura’s position as an inspector.
This means that I don’t know what will happen to her job as my observer.
Maybe she will move as it is?
Even though I was so confused and Sakura was so pungent that it almost broke my heart but…..when I thought about weapons are go separate again, I felt lonely.
I extended my hand to the door k**b while I was thinking that.
It’s not locked.
As I opened the door of my room thinking “Did the contractor who repaired my room forget to lock the door?”——-The first thing that struck me was the nice smell that tickled my nostrils, followed by the sight was,
It was a lonely room in a DK room. In the kitchen, a girl was standing there.
With slightly blushing cheeks, she galred at me in displeasure.
“……… Don’t stand there absentmindedly, just come in, you dimwit”
It was Sakura in an apron.
” Just hurry up and sit down”
“Eh? Huh? What?”
I was completely taken aback by this surprise attack.
Why are you here? Before I could even ask why she was here, she roughly pulled my hand and sat me down at the dining room table.
As I looked around the room in confusion, I saw that it was exactly as I remembered it, complete with futon, table, desk, schoolbooks, notebooks, and stationery.
For a moment, I doubted if I had dreamt the room exploding but all the items were completely new. Everything I had been using had been replaced.
“………I had rumaged in your room before, right? I bought everything I remembered from that time. The salary of inspectors are pretty well after all”
Sakura brought over a ceramic plate with the same pattern as the one I used to use sometimes as she said this in a brusque tone.
On the plate was a homemade croquette. Next to it was a bowl of pork miso soup with many ingredients.
“You like them, don’t you? This”
Sakura said as she turned her head in opposite direction.
This probably means that I should eat it.
I half-heartedly took a bite of the food that was offered to me in trepidation but before I knew it, I was greedily devouring the next one.
“…….. delicious! You really have become good at cooking!”
Even though I had only eaten vegetarian hospital food for a while, Sakura’s cooking was exceptionally delicious. It was also my favorite food, so my chopsticks kept moving.
Suddenly, my eyes met Sakura’s with a big smile on her face.
For a moment, my chopstick stopped moving looking at the Sakura who had half smug half happy smile on her face that was saying “I finally did it!”.
Sakura immediately made a blunt expression once again, even so her mouth still slightly tucked at corner said,
“It’s not that I’m great, it’s that you’re crappy! The last time I ransacked your room, it was so bad that I was shocked!”
Sakura turned her head away and continued like a machine gun.
“You aren’t attentive to the room cleaning at all, there is too much garbage and laundry piled up, and the refrigerator is not properly stocked, so it’s obvious that you don’t cook for yourself. It doesn’t look like you are living at all. Rather than worrying about me, you should first get yourself together.”
“So I’ll take care of you for a while.”
“D-don’t get the wrong idea!”
Sakura slammed the table at my bewildered voice.
Then, returning back from her fierce expression to her blushing face, she said in a fading voice,
“…….you saved me, didn’t you?”
“Eh, ah………well, yeah”
I faltered when she told me that.
Whether I want to or not, the memory of Sakura’s climax surfaces in my mind.
I’m not going to harbor such feelings for my sister, but the situation of the two of us being alone in my room makes me feel awkward on my own.
“Honestly, I can’t believe it”
Indifferent to me, Sakura squeezed her voice.
“Right after you were convicted of innocence in a decapitation trial, you used your ability against several hundred people, acting recklessly. Pervert. Scum of Exorcist…….even though I said that I don’t want to be protected or saved arbitrarily”
But Sakura stopped cursing and grabbed something from the fridge.
The surprising thing was it was handmade pudding. Seems like she has even prepared for dessert.
“That’s why, I’m just repaying my debt”
Sakura said as she pushed the spoon at me.
“So, you should let me take care of you without any strange misunderstanding!”
“……I see. I understand.”
After hearing Sakura’s argument, I agreed and took a bite of the pudding……..woah, It’s also delicious.
In short, this is Sakura’s way of thanking.
Of course, it might be intolerable for her to saved unilaterally but I guess that’s the way it is. She even went to the trouble of buying back the furniture……though I’m a bit scared seeing that all the items perfectly matched with one I used before.
“But is it all right?”
I asked Sakura after I had finished my meal.
“I don’t know if you’re going to continue to monitor me or if you’re going to go back to the audit department, but you have a job to do, don’t you?”
I said with concern as Sakura is also in a period of convalescence.
“That’s right, I was told to continue monitoring you despite my reluctance”
“What, is that so?”
“Moreover, the warning level against you has been lowered one level for some reason so you will be under less scrutiny than before. Compared to the lukewarm training of school to my Master’s training, I will die of boredom if I don’t do something like take care of you……or what? Are you unhappy that you are going to be taken care of by me?”
Sakura narrowed her eyes.
“……even though i did that crappy thing”
I was at loss for words when I saw Sakura suddenly squirming around with her thighs,her voice trembling. And as if she has perceived my agitation, she said,
“That’s why take responsibility and quietly let yourself be taken care of by me! Be grateful!…… onii-chan”
“Huh? Did you just now—-“
Just as I was about to chase after Sakura as she ran off to clean up the dishes.
When I turned around to look out the window hearing something hitting it, a two headed girl was clinging to it.
This familiar thing………Soya’s familiar?
Ah! When I looked at the clock, I found it was already considerably past the meeting time!
[Hey Furuya-kun! I thought you skipped out on buying new furniture buy why are you acting like a newlywed couple with Sakura! Or rather! the furniture! It’s all here! What’s going on?]
C**p! I completely forget about this after being shocked by Sakura’s appearance!
But still, why didn’t Soya call me before using Shikigami and……..huh, what? No matter how much I rummaged through my pockets, I couldn’t find my phone, and just as I was wondering if I’d dropped it somewhere.
“Tsk. What a blind spot! you guys already have a prior appointment. Our private time together has been interrupted………..”
Sakura came back after hearing the commotion and handed me my phone, “here” she said.
“I found it dropped at the front door just now. You really are careless”
“What? Ah, yes. Thank you?”
I took it as Sakura while being told by her……….huh, why it isn’t powering on? Did it bump into something wierd when I dropped it?……I think it’s best not to think about it too much.
“Wait a min, Sakura-chan, no matter how much of you are a observer but being alone together is unhealthful! Furuya-kun is already suspicious of dangerous pervert! As a teammate, if you are doing something like that *pigyaaa*(burst open)!!”
The shikigami operated by Soya suddenly burst out and flyed away!
“………so annoying. Trying to erode my onii-chan life by buying furniture and tableware without permission”
Without being able to talk with Soya, I timidly called out to Sakura who eliminated the shikigami without any question asked.
Is it something like a new curse that make other party muttering barely hearable?
“Above all onii-chan, I’m preparing for a bath but isn’t it better if you take it? Anyway, it’s not like you have plans to going out anymore, right?”
Well, I think our plans to go out have just disappeared……just as I was about to give up to mysterious pressure emitting from Sakura,
“Heyyyyy! It’s against the rules to suddenly attacking the shikigami! You can’t do that!!”
Bang bang bang bang!
Before I knew it, I could hear the sound of Soya’s rampage coming from a locked door.
Hey hey hey hey!
“Soya, you! This is a boys dormitory!”
“So what! aren’t you living next to Sakura-chan!”
I wasn’t able to reply when she said it but…….. at least stop banging the door, Soya! It’s a nuisance for neighbors!
“Now, onii-chan. Go take a bath while I will do the dishes”
“How can you treat Soya like she’s not here…..?”
As I was trembling with fear.
The smartphone turned on and continuously notified me of incoming mail.
[Hey, Furuya. Give a break already]
[Keep Misaki-chan out, do you really have d**k? Are you seriously a lolicon?]
[………….I will kill you. You public masturbator.]
I received death threats from a group of boys who were enjoying their holiday in the dormitory!
“………..I want to go back to the hospital.”
Even as a Exorcist, I have no time to relax during everyday’s work or routine.
I was even caught up in trouble in the incident of Lolicon slayer or Climax Exorcism curse.
“Ah geez! Just how long is she going to make a ruckus at the door, this stupid girl! I’m going to sprinkle salt all over her!”
I was satisfied for the moment to see my cute little sister in good health.