Exiled to the Graveyard of Heroes, I Revived Them All and Now an Unprecedented Nation of Legends Has Been Born - Chapter 25 & 26: The Hero of [Blade] Wants Big Boobs | The Hero of [Resurrection] Learns the Past
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Chapter 25: The Hero of [Blade] Wants Big Boobs
The very day the new bathhouse opened—
Silesta had come because Imuru invited her.
“This place is so big it’s hard to relax.”
“Indeed, Miss Shizukuishi’s culture is fascinating!! Aaaand now—Silesta, take this!!”
“Wha—!?”
Imuru suddenly grabbed Silesta’s chest and gave it a good squeeze.
Caught off guard, Silesta instinctively unleashed her [Blade].
Imuru barely twisted aside in time, dodging a clean beheading, and shouted in protest.
“D-Do you seriously mean to kill me just like that!?”
“You’re the one who groped me out of nowhere. If you’ve got complaints, I’ll slice your boobs into sashimi next.”
“P-Please spare me that fate!!”
“…And what exactly are you two doing?”
The one who arrived late to the bath was Meimei.
Her hair was a total mess, and Imuru tilted her head curiously.
“Meimei, your hair is terribly disheveled. Did something happen?”
“…Shizukuishi and the others kept touching my ears and tail. I know they don’t realize that, for beastfolk, touching those is a mating act, but still—it’s a huge pain.”
“Honestly, I kinda get the urge though. They do look super fluffy.”
Meimei let out a heavy sigh and started scrubbing her hair with clear irritation.
“Still, these showers are crazy convenient. Being able to switch between hot water and cold whenever you want is amazing.”
“I heard they were developed by Mr. Jinan and his dwarves. Seems little conveniences like this aren’t something Laverne’s [Labyrinth] can make.”
The grand bathhouse deep in Resurek’s tower had been created by the Hero of [Labyrinth], Laverne.
But her power was limited to labyrinths.
She could shape the structure, the layout, and even traps… but not modern amenities like showers. Those had to be added afterward.
“By the way—what’s Lady Zona doing over there in the corner?”
Imuru’s gaze shifted to the far end of the bath, where Zona sat hugging her knees, staring down at the floor.
“…Big-boobs Glasses, pretend I don’t exist.”
“She’s still sulking. Mister told her to take a bath and relax, but she can’t get over losing so easily to the enemy and getting captured.”
“Y-Yes!! The pervy silver-haired tomboy is absolutely correct!! I went into battle on a mission, even asked the king for leave to do it, and yet I was instantly defeated and captured… I no longer deserve to serve him… uu…”
“Oho… a stoic beauty showing a vulnerable, tear-streaked face. That’s pretty damn enticing.”
Imuru leered, teasing Zona with a grin.
But Zona didn’t snap back. She just kept muttering self-denials, sinking deeper into guilt.
At that point, even Silesta couldn’t just sit and watch—so she stepped in to comfort her.
“Mister wasn’t bothered at all. I don’t think you need to dwell on it either, Zona.”
“Yes, pervy silver-haired tomboy, but I am unworthy of being in the king’s sight. A useless being like me should just fade away somewhere outside his vision…”
“…What a pain.”
“Silesta, if you’re going to comfort her, then see it through to the end, please.”
After washing up, everyone sank into the hot water together.
Silesta happened to glance at Imuru beside her—
And went completely speechless.
They were floating.
Imuru’s ample breasts bobbed on the surface like balloons full of air.
Silesta couldn’t help comparing them to her own again and again.
Not that Silesta was small by any means.
She had more than enough size—beautifully shaped, well balanced.
But the man she liked… always had his eyes on women with much bigger chests.
There was no mistaking it—he was a boob man.
“Imuru.”
“Mm? What is it?”
“Tell me how to make my boobs bigger.”
“T-That’s… so sudden!?”
“Just tell me. If you don’t, I’ll rip yours off.”
“That’s not the tone of someone asking for advice!!”
Imuru was left completely flustered by Silesta’s abrupt demand.
“Even if you tell me to explain, it just… ended up this way. Besides, having them too big isn’t all that great, you know? My shoulders are always stiff.”
“Skip the excuses. Just tell me already.”
“U-Urgh… well, let’s see… Ah! I once read in a book that the more you massage your boobs, the bigger they’ll get!”
“…”
“…You both just started groping yourselves without a word, didn’t you?”
Silesta, who had been listening, and Meimei, who had been eavesdropping nearby, both grabbed their own chests and began kneading them furiously.
And just at that moment—
Shizukuishi, Takanashi, and Otogiri walked into the bath.
“Oh? You all came in too, huh.”
“Yaho~, Silecchi!”
“Ah, h-hello…”
“…More boob monsters showed up.”
Silesta glared bitterly at their big assets.
Noticing her gaze, the three tilted their heads in sync.
“Um… is something wrong? Also, what exactly are you and Meimei-san doing?”
“We’re making our boobs bigger.”
“That’s just an old wives’ tale, you know? Unless you massage to actually stimulate the mammary glands, just squeezing them like that can even make them smaller…”
Both Silesta and Meimei turned their eyes toward Imuru.
The light had vanished from their pupils—
And the look they gave her was chilling enough to make anyone shiver.
“W-Wait, please!! I wasn’t trying to trick you two, not at all!! Ow ow ow ow!! Nhooo ♡ Don’t tug on the tips, that’s not fairrr ♡ What are you doing all of a sudden!?”
“We’re shrinking your boobs so ours will look bigger in comparison.”
“Mm. As expected of Meimei. I’ll help.”
As the beautiful girls tangled together, one pair of eyes sparkled with delight.
“Thank you for the feast. …Ah, crap, I said that out loud!?”
“Oh yeah, Otochi, you wrote those yuri-style comics, didn’t you?”
“Now that you mention it, she once asked me to help sell them at Comiket…”
“Exactly!! Watching cute girls entwined in a steamy mess gives me nutrients nothing else can!! Those three—perfect material!!”
After punishing Imuru, Silesta turned her gaze to Shizukuishi and the others.
She stared at their breasts and asked bluntly:
“Why are yours so big, Shizukuishi?”
“Ah—maybe it just kinda happened before I realized it.”
“For me, they suddenly grew a lot in middle school.”
“M-Me, I had them since elementary school… boys teased me nonstop. But thanks to that, I awakened to yuri, so now I’m actually grateful.”
“…This world is overflowing with injustice.”
“B-But, Silesta-san, it’s not like yours are small, right?”
At that remark from Shizukuishi, the one who reacted—was Meimei, the true member of the flat-chest club.
“Yeah, seriously… Silesta, what do you even plan to do if your boobs get any bigger!?”
“Mm. Tempt Mister. If I become super busty, he’ll definitely be head over heels for me.”
“They’re already more than big enough!! Meanwhile, me… me…!!”
At that moment, someone else stepped into the bathhouse.
The huge shadow belonged to the Hero of [Gigantification]—Tiara.
“Um, did something happen? I heard shouting from outside…”
““““““…H-HOLY CRAP, THOSE ARE HUGE…””””””
“Eh? W-What are you all staring at?”
Even accounting for her five-meter height, Tiara’s overwhelming chest size left Silesta and the others speechless.
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[Afterword]
Quick Mob Spotlight
Akane Otogiri
A high school girl summoned from another world—or so it seems. In truth, she lives a double life. Behind the scenes she writes all-ages yuri manga under the pen name Sound Mist.
She’s personally into girls too, and kind of a radical—thinking men who insert themselves between yuri couples should just go extinct.
Her dream is to grow up and publish full-on adult yuri manga at Comiket. Also, she gets excited over real-life material.
If you thought, “Wow, Otogiri’s way more hardcore than I expected,” then toss some ★s!
And if you caught yourself thinking, “Zona moping around was funny,” “Imuru getting groped nonstop was hilarious,” or “Otogiri’s adorable,” —then please leave a comment, bookmark, ★rating, or review!
Chapter 26: The Hero of [Resurrection] Learns the Past
“Alright then, since everyone’s done with their bath, let’s start the meeting. This time the otherworlders will be joining us too.”
“““Okaaay.”””
As always, the heroes gave their halfhearted replies.
“Today’s agenda—how to defeat the masked girl.”
“Boss, Boss!!”
“Yes, Hachi?”
“I’m hungry!!”
“You can go grab some food at the dining hall.”
“’Kay!!”
…The meeting got derailed right at the start, but hunger couldn’t be helped.
We saw Hachi off as he trotted out of the room, then began the discussion with the heroes who remained.
“Zona, tell us everything you know about the enemy first. If you couldn’t handle her alone, then it’s clear we’ll all have to go at her together.”
“…Understood.”
Losing to the masked girl and being captured had left a deep scar on Zona.
For an angel, she kept calling it an unforgivable disgrace.
She’d been sulking in the corner with her knees hugged tight until now, but at last we managed to convince her to talk.
“The masked girl’s true identity… is an enemy of the goddess—one of the evil god’s servants.”
An enemy of the goddess. A servant of the evil god.
The weight of those words was far greater than expected, and the heroes began to murmur uneasily.
“Evil god?”
“So, like… another god?”
“Wait, was there even anyone besides the goddess to begin with?”
“Now that you mention it, Rocoro did say the masked girl gave off a vibe similar to the ‘Wicked Dragon.’”
“Don’t tell me the Wicked Dragon was also one of the evil god’s servants?”
At that point, one of the heroes raised a hand and asked Zona a question.
“Question. Okay, so we get that there’s an evil god who opposes the goddess—but what’s the goddess herself doing right now?”
“T-That is…”
“Actually, does the goddess even exist? I’ve never once seen her.”
Come to think of it, neither had I.
I’d never seen her, never even felt her presence.
Sure, they said she left the surface world and returned to the heavens four thousand years ago, but…
Did the goddess really exist at all?
“The goddess does exist. Or rather… perhaps it’s more accurate to say she did exist.”
“Did exist? You mean…”
“Four thousand years ago, the goddess went into hiding—because of wounds she suffered in the battle against the evil god.”
Zona spoke with obvious difficulty as she revealed the truth about the age of the gods.
Long ago, the goddess and the evil god clashed over control of the world.
The goddess led the angels, while the evil god commanded mighty servants—foremost among them, the “Wicked Dragon.”
The result? Nearly every angel was wiped out.
In return, most of the evil god’s servants were destroyed as well.
But the Wicked Dragon proved impossible to kill. The goddess, gravely wounded in her battle against the evil god, managed only to seal it away.
And apparently, among the evil god’s servants, the Wicked Dragon wasn’t even top-tier—just “middle of the pack.”
Which was insane, considering it had taken every hero working together just to bring it down.
After that, the goddess’s injuries worsened until eventually, she passed away.
“W-Wait a second. Heroes are beings blessed by the goddess. If heroes are still being born, doesn’t that mean she’s still alive somewhere?”
“The birth of heroes is a function of the world the goddess created. Once she established it, that system won’t vanish unless something extraordinary happens.”
…Hmm.
Like how a gun doesn’t disappear just because the dwarf who made it dies.
So that was it. The goddess… no longer existed.
“…So, the evil god that even the goddess couldn’t beat is secretly pulling strings? That sounds kinda bad.”
“The evil god doesn’t like to directly interfere with the world. He’s a lunatic whose hobby is just watching humanity fight, perish, rebuild, and fight again.”
“Wow. Yeah, that’s a nasty personality.”
“Using the masked girl to obstruct the king may also be his way of prolonging the conflict.”
Zona continued speaking.
“Truth be told, that kingdom might have been under the evil god’s influence from the start.”
“What do you mean?”
“When I infiltrated the capital with that ‘Ideological Pandemic Woman,’ I sensed traces of the evil god among the humans. Some ancestor must have mingled with him long ago. That may explain why Ayla’s [Love] had so little effect there.”
Now that she mentioned it, Ayla had been whining about how she “couldn’t spread the wonders of love like she wanted to.”
And right at that moment—
BANG!! The conference room doors slammed open, and Ayla burst in.
“No!! That just means my love wasn’t enough!! But next time, I’ll definitely teach the people of that kingdom how wonderful love truly is—”
“Someone shut her up!!”
“Get the ropes!!”
“Who the hell let Ayla out of her room?!”
Before any real damage could be done, the heroes swarmed her at once, pinning her down.
They looked almost practiced at it by now.
“Ahh, I can feel everyone’s love!! Truly, love is wonderful!! I must share this beauty with people all around the world…”
Even tied up, Ayla still managed to “feel love.” That was honestly her one amazing trait.
Zona cleared her throat and carried on.
“A-Anyway. As things stand, we don’t have nearly enough strength to face the masked girl.”
“Then our course doesn’t change. We’ll keep defeating monsters in the Abyss to grow stronger, while I use [Resurrection] to revive fallen heroes and ask for their cooperation. …Zona, can I ask you one more thing?”
“What is it, my king?”
“There’s a ridiculous number of hero corpses scattered around the Abyss, isn’t there?”
“That is…”
My question made Zona falter.
“Perhaps, ever since four thousand years ago, the goddess had been trying to use the heroes to defeat the evil god.”
“…Hmm?”
“This Abyss connects to countless parallel worlds.”
“Parallel… worlds?”
I couldn’t quite grasp it, but Yamada and the other otherworlders seemed to catch on instantly.
“I get it!! So all the ‘Great Pits’ in those countless parallel worlds link here—and that’s why all the fallen heroes are gathering in this place!!”
“So basically, she wanted to concentrate all the fighting power in one spot?”
“Ugh, this is getting too complicated for me.”
“Um… could someone explain that in simpler terms?”
Turns out, the only ones who actually understood were Yamada and Shizukuishi.
Takanashi and Otogiri just tilted their heads in confusion.
“So basically… the Abyss gathered heroes from all kinds of different worlds? Is that right?”
“More or less. And I believe you, my king, may be the key to defeating the evil god.”
“…I see. Either way, since we now have Yamada, Ixion Kingdom won’t be able to produce weapons stronger than guns or tanks anymore. So let’s all keep growing stronger, and together we’ll defeat the masked girl and the evil god behind her!!”
“““Yeah!!”””
The heroes gave their usual halfhearted cheer.
Still, countless heroes were slumbering in the Abyss.
If we took our time and steadily built up our forces, then neither the masked girl nor the evil god would be anything to fear.
…Or so I thought.
“Ah. About that—I think Ixion Kingdom’s just gonna keep cranking out new weapons anyway.”
The one who said that, right there in the meeting, was Yamada—the very same boy who had been working on weapon development in Ixion until recently.
…Wait, what? What the hell did he mean by that?
“Wait, but with you gone, Yamada-kun, Ixion shouldn’t be able to make stronger weapons anymore, right…?”
“Well, actually… there was one guy I really hit it off with. I ended up dumping all my knowledge on him. That guy’s insanely smart—he could take whatever I was describing and instantly turn it into blueprints.”
“…”
“Yeah, a total genius. He even managed to copy some of Jinan and the dwarves’ magi-tech the other day. Though… we kinda had a falling out. He said humanoid combat machines weren’t necessary.”
“N-No way…”
“Yep. He’s a born-and-bred Ixion citizen, so I’m pretty sure he’s still working in weapons development right now.”
The heroes all shouted in unison—
“““““YOU SHOULD’VE SAID THAT SOONER!!!!!”””””
“Tehepero~.”
—Three months later.
While we were busy hunting monsters in the Abyss to grow stronger for the masked girl’s defeat… the Ixion army struck.
With fighter jets blotting out the sky and tanks rolling in to cover the ground.
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[Afterword]
A Random Tidbit
Meanwhile, during all this—Hachi tried to bring back food for everyone and ended up worrying the Hero of [Cooking].
If you thought, “Hachi’s such a good kid!!” then toss me some ★s!
And if you found yourself going, “The Wicked Dragon being mid-tier is terrifying,” “Wait, the goddess was actually dead!?” or “Yep, Yamada really is the war criminal here,” —then please leave a comment, bookmark, ★rating, or review!





































