An Old Man Restaurant Owner Is Unparalleled by Relying on His Old Tricks. It Turns Out, He’s the Legendary Dungeon Conqueror. - 22
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“Wha-Wha-What… what kind of battle is this…?”
Miku Kanamoto muttered. Her voice was trembling, as well was her whole body. She was witnessing a fight that seemed to be coming out of this world inside the boss room. Though Miku Kanamoto was an awakened individual, but she could barely follow their movements with her eyes. One moment they seemed to be appearing by the rocky area and within the next moment, they would be on the beach. It was as if they teleported in an instant. The thundering roar of their swords clashing pierced her ears. The shockwave from the impact was strong enough to get Miku Kanamoto blown back if she didn’t brace herself to her ground. Not to mention, towering pillars of flame erupted all over the sandy beach, due to the blond beauty’s S-rank skill. The heat was so intense. Her skin would’ve gotten scorched from the heat if it weren’t for Reika’s ice barrier magic. Sure, Reika’s ice magic was able to mitigate the heat, but it still felt smoldering hot even with the barrier on.
“So this is the power of an S-rank explorer…. They’re practically a living weapon… But still, to think someone is able to keep up with an S-rank in a swordfight…”
“Kaga-san, can you see their movements?”
“Barely. Even though we’re standing at this distance, I still lose sight of them at times. I wouldn’t be able to keep up with any of their movements if I had to fight them up close.”
As a B-rank explorer, Reika’s vision far surpassed that of a normal person. And yet, she could barely keep up with their movements.
〈What the heck is going on here…?〉
〈Even though I can’t see them, but I can tell an incredible fight is happening there.〉
〈So this is the pinnacle of explorers, the S-rank…〉
〈They’re basically a walking disaster. LOL〉
〈And going toe-to-toe with them is no one but our very own Nishida.〉
〈Isn’t he F-rank?〉
〈As expected of the strongest old man. I’m falling for him all over again.〉
The comments on Miku’s channel were mostly talking about how amazed everyone was at the battle unfolding in the boss room. Their confusion and shock was palpable from the other side of the screen.
〈Who’s going to win?〉
〈I have no idea.〉
〈You can’t predict anything for a fight of this level.〉
〈Exactly.〉
〈Can a mere human predict the outcome of a battle between gods?〉
〈The international viewers are already taking bets, lol〉
〈Seriously? lol〉
〈Their mindset really is different from us Japanese.〉
〈Right now, the odds are in favor of Nana Tendou.〉
〈Where’s the bet happening?〉
〈Why do you wanna know? It’s not like you can participate in it from Japan anyway.〉
DOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!
“Wha—!?”
And then, a massive sound roared inside the boss room. A part of the beach exploded, flying sands everywhere. Rain of sand shot up into the air, falling down even at the place where Miku and Reika Kaga were standing.
“Argghh… Damn it…”
Nana Tendou, half-buried in the sand, cursed under her breath. She looked incredibly frustrated.
〈Nana Tendou lost?!〉
〈Wooooooah!!〉
〈An S-ranker lost against F-rank!?〉
〈Seriously?〉
〈A celebration! This calls for a celebration!〉
〈Nishida did it!〉
〈Our Nishida!〉
〈Our beloved Nishida!〉
〈Wait, where did Nishida go?〉
〈For real, where is he?〉
“Where’s Ken-san…?”
Miku shook her head frantically in search for Nishida. She looked around the entire boss room, but Nishida was nowhere to be seen.
“Maybe… The battle ended in a draw?”
“No, that’s…”
Reika’s words instantly made Miku’s blood run cold.
〈No, look closely! He’s up there!〉
〈Oh, you’re right! There’s a shadow that looks like him!〉
〈Good eye, especially with all the sand in the air.〉
〈Is Nishida… Flying?〉
After reading the comments, Miku quickly raised her gaze. There, near the high ceiling of the boss’ room, Miku could see the shadow of Nishida.
“Yeah, I knew it. Fighting against someone of this level after taking a 20 years break from dungeon diving is taking a toll on my body.”
Though the swirling sand made it hard to see, his casual tone implied to everyone that he was fine.
〈Can someone who had taken a 20 years break from exploring defeat an S-rank?〉
〈Makes no sense. lol〉
〈Seriously, who is Nishida…? Or better yet, WHAT is he?〉
〈Anyway, I’m glad he seems okay… Wait, huh?〉
〈Wait, what?〉
“Ken-san! Ken-… -san?”
The dust began to settle and Miku could start to see Nishida’s figure. However, the sight of Nishida made Miku stop dead on her track. After all… There stood a completely naked old man in front of her.
〈Huh?〉
〈Lol.〉
〈Damn.〉
〈Aaaaaah!〉
〈Wooooooah!〉
〈Finally, a livestream incident. LOLOLOLOLOL〉
〈We’re getting a full view of his junk.〉
〈Very open-minded. Very open-trunk.〉
〈The making of a legend.〉
〈Showing his junk to 200,000 viewers… He’s the strongest exhibitionist for sure.〉
〈God Nishida.〉
〈Isn’t this calls for an instant BAN?〉
〈Oh, look. There’s the mosaic censor.〉
〈Yeah, they’ve got automatic mosaics censors nowadays.〉
〈The mosaic is too late. LOL.〉
〈Mosaic-san! You should’ve been faster at your job! lol〉
〈The archive of this livestream will have the mosaic too.〉
〈Wait, so you can’t rewatch it uncensored?〉
〈Mosaic-san! Stop ruining this experience for us!!!〉
〈By the way, his junk is zoomed in even more on Nishida’s channel.〉
〈I’m so jealous…〉
〈Why there are so many people who want to see an old man’s junk. LOLOLOL〉
“KYYYAAAAAAAAAA?!”
Miku immediately screamed.
“Miku! Don’t look!!”
Reika, albeit a moment too late, hurriedly covered Miku’s eyes with both of her hands.
〈Miku-chan saw Nishida’s junk live?〉
〈What an innocent reaction.〉
〈Her reactions makes me convinced she’s still a virgin.〉
〈Should I show you mine too?Haaa… Haaah….〉
〈No, but seriously, why is Nishida naked?〉
〈The flames from Tendou’s sword probably burned his clothes. If you look at his body closely, you can see the remains of his clothes.〉
〈Wait, so does that mean Nana-sama is also naked?〉
〈She’s probably wearing fire-resistant clothes while Nishida was wearing a normal civilian clothes.〉
〈Nishidaaaaaa!! Hurry up and put some clothes on!!!〉
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T/N: Miku-chan got traumatized (。>﹏<)