Spending a Ton of Money on the Toilet

I seemed to get along extremely well with Kaede.

I thought her cooking was delicious, and even when she dragged me around everywhere, I never felt any pain from it.

I had also gotten along extremely well with Unma. Our hobbies matched, being together was always fun, and I had never felt dissatisfied with her tastes.

Yet I had believed without a doubt that Unma was the woman in the world who matched me best. Unma had not thought so. I took a strong shock from the fact that she held dissatisfactions toward me, and from my own failure to notice it.

Could it be that Kaede matched me even better than Unma did…?

It still lacked far too much time to judge that. Unma and I had dated for seven years and knew everything about each other. I did not mean I needed seven years, but I wanted more time to learn about Kaede.

By the way, this Seikouin Academy had no boys’ restroom.

No, it had not had one. The lack of a boys’ restroom was already a thing of the past.

One week had passed since the day when the absence of a boys’ restroom had forced me to relieve myself in the nearby brush.

The boys’ restroom had been completed.

It had been built right next to the school building that housed Kaede’s class.

No, that was too fast. Why was it already done? She had said she would use her authority to have a boys’ restroom built right away, but completing it in one week was way too quick.

“How about it? Ryoma-kun. This is the toilet I made for you, your very own toilet.”

We stood in front of the brand-new, sparkling restroom right after its completion. Kaede said that with a smug face and her arms crossed. Even her smug-faced self was cute.

All I could do was stand there in stunned amazement with a foolish look on my face.

“Eh… Ryoma-kun, you don’t like it…? If there’s anything you don’t like about it, I’ll fix it right away.”

“No, no… There’s no way I’d have any complaints about such a magnificent toilet.”

I had only seen the exterior so far, but there was no doubt it was an amazing toilet. It was far larger than a normal public restroom, the kind that would show up at a service area.

“I have no complaints; I’m just perplexed. How did you manage to build such a magnificent toilet in just one week…?”

“Hehe, that’s the power of my love, you see.”

That did not feel like an answer at all, but I supposed I had no choice but to accept it. No matter how I looked at it, this thing had cost an insane amount of money. Was this the power of the Nakajo Group? It was a world where I was utterly helpless.

“I’m really happy that you built a toilet for me, but is it okay to spend this much money?”

“If it’s for you, Ryoma-kun, this much is nothing at all.”

The Nakajo Group was incredible. To think they could just whip out something like this on the word of their young lady.

“…Thank you, Kaede… But I feel incredibly sorry for making you go to all this trouble just for someone like me.”

“You don’t need to worry about that at all!”

“Even if I don’t worry about it, will the other students accept it? This is a girls’ school, and yet you’ve built such a great boys’ toilet. Isn’t it better equipped than the girls’ toilets in the school building?”

“That’s why you don’t need to worry about it. Come on, go ahead and try it out right now. Don’t hold back!”

Since she had gone to the trouble of making it for me, I could not very well refuse to use it…

It happened that I needed to go right then anyway, so I decided to take her up on the offer and use it.

I entered the restroom.

I had realized it from the exterior, but it was spacious. The restroom alone was about as big as the house I used to live in long ago.

There were ten urinals. There were also ten stall toilets.

This school had only me as a boy, so why were there ten of each? The other nine were pointless! It was a complete waste of money, but what had Kaede been thinking?

Well, whatever. I stood in front of the urinal at the very end and unzipped my pants.

…?

There was something pasted on the wall above the urinal.

A poster?

Wait, this was Kaede’s poster!?

A large poster of Kaede smiling in her uniform had been put up there.

The poster of Kaede was incredibly cute too, but why was it in the boys’ restroom!?

When I looked closely at the bottom of the poster, there was some small writing.

“I put up this poster of myself so you can feel me anytime, anywhere. From Kaede.”

I noticed it now, but all ten urinals had exactly the same poster above them. That meant there were ten Kaedes inside this boys’ restroom.

What the hell had Kaede been thinking!? Was she telling me to use the toilet while looking at her picture!?

There was no other boys’ restroom, and I felt like I was about to burst, so I went ahead and relieved myself, but it felt incredibly embarrassing, like she was staring at me the whole time I was urinating.

What was this? What kind of play was this?

After I finished, I checked out the stalls too, but they all had Kaede posters on them as well… It seemed unavoidable that whenever I used the toilet, I would have to do it while looking at Kaede.

No, she was cute and all, but that was exactly why it made going so difficult. I certainly had a strong desire to gaze at a cute girl for eye candy, but you had to choose the place for that, the place.

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A few days after that, my days continued with me using the toilet Kaede had prepared while tackling my odd jobs.

After using it a few times, I still could not get used to urinating while looking at Kaede’s picture. No, there was no way I could get used to it; if I did, I would be a pervert.

Right after I finished relieving myself and came out of the restroom, I got a surprise.

“Hello, Yasumura-san.”

“Wha-, Noda-san…?!”

Noda stood right near the entrance to the boys’ restroom.

“Why are you here…?”

“I heard that President Nakajo built a toilet for you, Yasumura-san, so I came to take a little look.”

“I see, so this is that toilet…”

“Can I try using this toilet too?”

“Eh, you!? This is the boys’ restroom, you know!? Aren’t there plenty of other girls’ restrooms?”

“I’m just a little curious, so just once. Since you’re the only guy here, it should be fine, right? I thought that if I got permission from you, since it’s like your personal toilet, I could use it.”

“…Well, I don’t mind… If you want to, go ahead and do whatever.”

“Yay, then excuse me~.”

Noda went into the restroom. For her to enter a boys’ restroom of her own accord, she really was an odd girl.

“Kyaaaaah!?!?!?”

A scream from Noda rose from inside the restroom.