There Were No Men’s Restrooms at the School

Sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep.

I had immersed myself in cleaning again. When I checked my phone, lunchtime was approaching. Time had flown by.

…

…

Oh no, I suddenly had to go to the bathroom really badly.

The urge to urinate hit me out of nowhere. It came on so abruptly that my bladder was screaming. I wished it would build up gradually, step by step, but sometimes it assaulted me with maximum intensity all at once.

And that was happening now. This was an emergency; I absolutely had to find a restroom right away.

…Restroom… where was the restroom…!!!!!!

Where was the restroom… There wasn’t one nearby. This school was so huge, so there had to be plenty of restrooms, but where were they? This was bad; I should have asked Kaede-chan where they were. Should I leave the school grounds to look for one!? No, that wouldn’t work—the school was too big, and I wouldn’t make it in time.

Ah, I didn’t have time to think. My bladder was swelling up fuller by the second. Restroom, restroom, hurry, hurry…

Ah! This was seriously bad. My bladder was on the verge of bursting. It was going to leak, going to leak…!

This was an all-girls school; I couldn’t have an accident here. No, I couldn’t have one anywhere, but especially not in an all-girls school. An adult man couldn’t possibly wet himself. If a female student saw my crotch soaked, my life would truly be over. Anyway, I needed a restroom fast.

Where on earth was a restroom? Where was it? I searched desperately for one, determined to find it or die trying. I couldn’t run full speed, so I waddled along a bit knock-kneed in my frantic hunt.

Ah! A woman happened to pass by nearby! She wore glasses and a suit—probably a teacher. I would ask her where the restroom was!

“Ex-Excuse me!”

“Eek!? Wh-What is it…!?”

My desperate expression had scared her without any regard for appearances. Sorry, I really didn’t have any composure left.

“Wh-Where’s the restroom…!?”

“Restroom…? There are no men’s restrooms in this school, though…”

“…—!?!?!?”

What… there weren’t any…!? No men’s restrooms at the school!?

R-Right, this was an all-girls school… But even so, not a single men’s restroom!? No visitor’s restroom or anything…!?

A terrifying despair pierced through me, like drowning and having my foot grabbed to drag me to the bottom.

The female teacher left. No restroom… I was on the brink of bladder failure… I was done for.

With no energy left to keep searching for a restroom, I had only one path remaining.

I had no choice but to relieve myself right there. I had to hide in the thick bushes and do it secretly.

I had never once peed standing up outdoors. And to do it at an all-girls school would be too perverted. But it was my only option now.

Above all, I absolutely could not let anyone catch me. If someone saw, it would truly be the end. I needed a spot where no one would find me…

I somehow spotted a place thick with trees and grass. All right, this should work… No one would come all the way out here on purpose.

I looked around to confirm no one was nearby, then stepped into the bushes.

Even within the bushes, I positioned myself in the spot that seemed most hidden.

I had to do it as quietly as possible, as quickly as possible, and without splashing the trees or grass as much as I could.

Clink, clink.

Zzzip…

The sound of my belt unbuckling and my zipper coming down felt unnecessarily loud. My heartbeat seemed to echo through the whole school. Of course, that was just my imagination, but as a nervous wreck, I was that tense.

Carefully, I pulled my penis out through the gap in my zipper.

I never would have dreamed it. That I would end up exposing my genitals on the grounds of an all-girls school. Even though it was an unavoidable emergency, the act was so utterly perverted that shame and a sense of wrongdoing swirled inside me.

They swirled, but my urge to urinate was far, far greater. The moment I exposed my penis, urine burst out with tremendous force, like a dam breaking. I hadn’t been able to hold it back at all. My bladder had been pushed to the point where I couldn’t control it with my own will.

Splash, splash, splash…

Whoa, the sound of my urine was too loud. More quietly… No, impossible. I couldn’t hold it back. The faucet was wide open, and I couldn’t turn it off. An unbelievable volume and force, like nothing I could have imagined. This was the most powerful urination of my life, with an impressive distance.

I had thought to avoid splashing the trees and grass as much as possible, but it was no use. It sprayed mercilessly over a wide area no matter what. Sorry.

Splash, splash, splash…

It was taking time, the sound was intense, and I grew frantic. Cold sweat poured down. I desperately wished to finish emptying it, but it wouldn’t stop. How much more was there? Too much. Hurry, please end soon.

Along with the anxiety came the unnecessary pleasure of relieving myself, and I resented it bitterly.

—Rustle!

!!!!!!

My heart truly stopped. Right nearby, something rustled through the bushes.

No way, it couldn’t be… No one would come here. This was a place absolutely no one would visit. It had to be a dog or a cat. Even that would be embarrassing, but as long as it wasn’t human, anything was fine.

It’s okay, no one would come…

Rustle, rustle.

“Ryoma-kun…?”

”

It was over. My heart had been crushed in a grip.

Why… Why?

Why of all people did it have to be Kaede-chan? Why had Kaede-chan come here? There was no reason for her to come to a place like this, so why?

No point in thinking why she came. The fact was, Kaede-chan had arrived. The worst possible scenario had unfolded.

“What’s wrong, Ryoma-kun? What are you doing out here… like… that?”

Splash, splash, splash…

“…—”

Kaede-chan’s gaze drifted downward, and she froze stiff.

My penis was exposed. Urine still shot out from the tip with unrelenting force, tracing a parabolic arc like a filthy rainbow under gravity’s pull.

I froze too. I should put it away right now, but at this moment, I absolutely couldn’t. I was still in the middle of urinating. I couldn’t interrupt. I had to stay like this until I finished.

Kaede-chan’s refined face went blank for an instant before flushing bright red.

“—~~~…!”

I thought she would scream and alert others, so I braced for the end of my life. But Kaede-chan let out a stifled voice, turned her back, covered her crimson face with both hands, and hung her head.

This reaction… She had definitely seen it completely. My important male part. Any chance she hadn’t seen, that it was safe, had dropped to zero.

I finally finished urinating, but it was too late now. She had already seen everything.

—Several minutes later.

I sat dejectedly in a squat. Kaede-chan awkwardly turned her back to me.

“…Sorry, Kaede-chan. I showed you something truly unsightly.”

“No, I’m the one who should apologize. But let me say this: it wasn’t unsightly at all. See, it’s not weird for an owner to see her pet using the bathroom…”

That wasn’t any kind of follow-up at all… I wanted to die.

“…By the way, Ryoma-kun, why were you out there…?”

“Because I was told there were no men’s restrooms… I was at my limit and had no choice.”

At that, Kaede-chan’s face lit up in realization.

“Th-That’s right, this school doesn’t have men’s restrooms…!”

You just realized now?

“I’m sorry, Ryoma-kun, I didn’t consider the restroom situation at all! Because of me, you went through something awful… I brought you to a place without men’s restrooms—I’m truly sorry!”

“It’s fine, really; it’s over now…”

Having her apologize so meekly only made me feel more pathetic. Kaede-chan was supposed to be more of a dignified queen type. It was foul play for her to get gentle only at times like this.

“Got it. I’ll use my authority to have a men’s restroom built right away!”

“Eh? No need to go that far.”

“No, you are going to work here until I graduate!”

“I-Is that so…”

I appreciated the sentiment, but I’d already had the worst accident… Ah, I couldn’t bear the fact that such a cute girl had seen my dick.

I felt like burying myself in the dirt.

“Cheer up, Ryoma-kun! It’s lunchtime already, so let’s eat together!”

“I don’t have any money or food…”

“It’s okay; I made a bento for you.”

“Eh, a bento!?”

“Yeah, homemade by me.”

Kaede-chan showed me the cloth-wrapped bento and forced a smile.