After My Childhood Friend Cheated On Me, I Became Hated by the Whole School, but for Some Reason, the Beautiful and Perverted Transfer Student Wants to Devote Her Body and Soul to Be My Slave! - Chapter 26 - Leftover Hot Water Problem

Chapter 26 – Leftover Hot Water Problem

After dinner, with nothing particular to do, we sat back on the sofa, sipping coffee and watching a variety show.

It was already past nine o’clock, and it was still raining heavily outside.

I’ve never been with Asumi until this time, so the realization that I couldn’t feel at first gradually began to take shape.

…Asumi, she’s really going to spend the night at my house.

No matter how many times I’ve been seduced up until now, we’ve ended up doing nothing.

Perhaps because there had never been a decisive opportunity, or maybe because I had always managed to send Asumi home before things could escalate.

But if she really decides to stay the night, this could be a decisive opportunity.

After all, a man and a woman are spending the night together under one roof, especially when the woman is practically throwing herself at the man.

I almost feel like God is saying, “Do it today!”

…No, I don’t have any intention of doing that. Besides, I plan to have a separate place to sleep.

To be honest, looking at Asumi these days, I can’t help but be conscious that she really is a woman…

Maybe I’ve gotten used to seeing her as a pervert and now I can see her as a woman? If so, I’m seriously ill. I have to get myself checked.

“Konoe-san, why have you been dazed for a while now? The bath’s ready, you know?”

When Asumi, who was sitting next to me, called out to me, I quickly came back to my senses.

“Oh, okay. I see. You can go in first.”

“I appreciate that… But Konoe-san, are you going to have fun with my leftover hot water?”

“I won’t! I really won’t!!”

“…You won’t? I see… *dejected*“

“Why are you so depressed? So, did you actually want me to enjoy your leftover bath, Asumi?”

“Yes, of course!”

“What a pervert!!”

Asumi declared, her eyes unwavering.

Well, I guess leftover bathwater falls within her scope of degeneracy too. I sighed and scratched my head.

“How about I go first, and then Asumi can go after me?”

“Well, in that case… I’ll enjoy Konoe-san’s leftover hot water, is that okay? Or rather, please give me permission!”

“Huh?! There’s no correct choice, is there?!!”

I’ve always wondered about scenes like this, which are common in romantic comedies, where a beautiful girl and the main character fight over the order in which they take a bath.

…Is the leftover bathwater that big of a deal?

With that mindset, I’ve always wondered why they make such a fuss over it every time. But I take it back now.

If this was a girl with common sense (in other words, a girl that’s not Asumi, or any other woman from the Asumi household), she would probably not accept it even more.

“Hmm… in this case, what should we do?”

As I pondered, Asumi clapped her hands as if she’d just had a brilliant idea.

“Yes, yes! To solve this problem of leftover hot water, I think Konoe-san and I should just bathe together!”

“Why would it come to that?!”

“Because then we wouldn’t have to worry about leftover bathwater, right? Plus, there are places I’d like Konoe-san to wash for me… Ehehe♡”

“I don’t want to though?!!”

I retorted to Asumi, who was smiling bewitchingly and looking at me seductively.

“Ugh, well then, what should we do~? We can’t find a solution!”

Asumi protested with a pout.

“Besides, isn’t it pointless to be embarrassed about it in the first place?”

“What do you mean?”

“Because, basically, leftover bathwater means, well, bodily fluids mixing in the water, right?”

“I hate the way you put it, but yeah, I can’t deny that.”

“That’s right! But aren’t we going to directly exchange body fluids today anyway?”

“Huh?”

She said it as if it were obvious, but did she really just casually say something outrageous just now?

Asumi continued, ignoring my confusion.

“So, instead, enjoying each other’s leftover bathwater is like a warm-up for the kinky night ahead♡♡! And the conclusion we reach from that is——Let’s bathe together and efficiently enjoy the leftover bathwater!!”

“Just go home already!!!”

I can’t keep such a pervert here.

But if I were to forcibly kick Asumi out, she’d probably be thrilled with her natural perversion skills.

…Huh? Does it bother my conscience to do that?

No, there’s no way. After all, she’s a pervert, right?

“Seriously… Konoe-san, you’re such a coward.”

“If you’re saying that, what about Asumi… When I visited her the other day, she was blushing while holding my hand, wasn’t she?”

“?!! T-that’s…That’s because of the fever, because of the fever!! Yes, I had a fever, so my face was red! And the sun was setting, so that’s why!”

“Huh? You seem flustered, can you really do anything even more naughty than that?”

Seeing this as an opportunity, I boldly attacked.

I went on the offensive for the first time.

“Maybe you’re too embarrassed to even kiss?”

When I said this, Asumi, who was trembling, raised her head, grabbed my shoulder, and pushed me down.

“In that case, I’ll give you a kiss! Here, Konoe-san, a kiss, chuu~!!”

“Stop being so stubborn!!! Seriously, cut it out!”

“See! Konoe-san’s the one who’s embarrassed! I-I won’t listen to such attacks from you! Come on, Konoe-san, shall we press our lips together~?!!”

“I’m sorrrrrrrrry~~~~~~!!!!!!!”

——Afterwards.

Somehow, Asumi managed to calm down and released me.

And the problem of the leftover hot water was solved by not soaking in the bathtub.