[Absolute Only-Me King's Game] Something’s Off About the King's Game Started By My Childhood Friend Beauties With Me. A Story of Endlessly Fun Times with Girls Whose Personal Boundaries Keeps Going Off the Rails! - Chapter 43

Chapter 43

“““King Reiji-kun!♡♡♡”””

…And yet, the chant’s still locked on me.

They said “normal rules,” but here we are.

But, well, this time the chopsticks decided—

Anna: “Main Wife~♡”

Fuwari: “Yay~♪”

Suzune: “…I-It’s not Reiji-kun again…”

Yup, Anna’s the Main Wife.

“Hehe~♡ Order time! Numbers 3 and 4—tickle Reiji-kun from both sides!♡”

“Whaaat!? I’m Number 2!”

“Got it!♡”

“Understood!♪”

…The next moment, Fuwari and Suzune pounce from both sides, mercilessly tickling my ribs.

“Gahhahaha! Stop, seriously stop! My abs are gonna die!”

“Reiji-kun, so weak~♡”

“Reiji-kun… such a cute voice!♪”

“Hey, Anna, stop them!”

“Nope~♡ I gave the order!♪”

Anna rolls on the floor, laughing hysterically.

—Damn it… What a chaotic turn.

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“““King Reiji-kun!♡♡♡”””

“Hell yeah, King’s here!”

Finally, I’m the King. In the Absolute Only-Me King Game, after ages away from the throne, I’m back.

Time for some payback.

“Order! Concubine 1 makes a funny face and sends a selfie to Number 2!”

“I’m 1~♪”

“And… I’m 2.”

“Ugh, a funny face? You shouldn’t make girls do that~”

“Quit whining and do it!”

“Ugh~ I’m so getting you back later!”

—Anna makes a ridiculous face, leans close to Suzune, and snaps a pic.

“Pfft! Anna-chan… what a face…!”

“Ehehe~♪ Sending it to your SHINE!♡”

“Nooo, don’t send it!”

The room erupts in laughter.

“Next up!”

Anna, slightly teary, calls the chant. This’ll be a meme for a while.

But laughing too much might actually hurt her, so I’ll enjoy it moderately and delete it later.

“““King Reiji-kun!♡♡♡”””

“Next is~ me~♪”

Fuwari’s the King.

“Order!♡ Main Wife and both Concubines… all do a ‘forehead bonk’ on Reiji-kun!♡”

“Wait, all of you? That’s everyone but me!”

“Yup~♡ Sit down, Reiji-kun~♪”

…Result?

Three simultaneous “Bonk!♡” foreheads hit me, turning my head into a pinball.

“Owowowow!”

“Rei-kun, you’re all red~♡”

“Hehe♪ Proof of love~♡”

“Reiji-kun… it’s a reward!♡”

“Reward my ass! That hurt!”

Toyed with again. I won’t lose next time.

“““King Reiji-kun!♡♡♡”””

—The usual chant echoes.

It was all laughs so far, but… something’s off this time.

Anna: “Ta-da, I’m King!♡”

Fuwari: “Hehe♪ I’m King too~♡”

Suzune: “…R-Reiji-kun, Suzune’s King too!♡”

…Huh?

“Hold on! There’s only one King!”

“Wha? All three chopsticks were ‘King’ by chance!♡”

“No way that’s a coincidence…”

“It’s fine, it’s fine! Sounds fun~♪”

“Reiji-kun… triple the fun!♡”

…Nothing but bad vibes.

“My order! Rei-kun, crawl on all fours past Rin-chan!♡”

“Mine is~… Reiji-kun, give Anna-chan a piggyback~♡”

“…Suzune’s order is… R-Reiji-kun, rest your head on Fuwawan’s lap!♡”

“Hey! How do I do all three at once!?”

But they’re all, “You can, you can!♡” “Figure it out~♪” “You can do it!♡” hyped up.

Reluctantly, I get on all fours.

Anna jumps on my back—

“Wah!♡ Rei-kun’s so strong~♪”

“Is it heavy?”

No, it’s heavy! Light, but heavy! Especially in one spot!

As I crawl, Suzune squats in front, skirt fluttering, blocking me.

“…Reiji-kun, what’ll you do? Suzune’s waiting~♡”

Fuwari slides her lap in from the side.

“Come on~♡ You gotta do the lap pillow~♪”

Result—

“Dwoof!”

I collapse, tumbling forward with Anna, crashing into Fuwari’s legs.

Suzune’s skirt nearly flashes as she frantically covers it.

“Kyaa!? N-No peeking!♡”

“Rei-kun, you perv~♡”

“You okay? Hehe, Reiji-kun’s face is red~♡”

My holiday’s gone from game to torture.

“Hey, calm down! Someone cancel an order!”

“Nope!♡ Rei-kun’s too cute!♪”

“It’s too fun~♡”

“…Suzune… wants to see more!♡”

“You guys!”

In the end, I’m just toyed with, skinshipped from three sides.

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“““King Reiji-kun!♡♡♡”””

The chant rings again.

…Why are they more hyped than me?

Anna: “My order! Rei-kun, my right hand’s mine!♡”

Fuwari: “Fuwari takes the left~♡ Gonna squeeze tight~♪”

Suzune: “…R-Reiji-kun, my order… rest your head on Suzune’s lap!♡”

“Wait! Those all work together!”

“““That’s what makes it fun!♡”””

Yup, figures.

With those adorable, innocent smiles, I can’t argue.

“Let’s do this!”

Anna pulls my right hand.

“Rei-kun, here!♡ Your warm hand, I wanna hold it tight~♪”

Fuwari hugs my left.

“No way~♡ Reiji-kun’s mine!♪”

Suzune slides her lap under.

“Reiji-kun, here… go ahead!♡”

“Wait, I’m gonna lose balance!”

Sure enough, pulled both ways, I topple back—head landing on Suzune’s lap.

“F-Fufu… R-Reiji-kun’s weight, so direct…♡”

“Unfair! Rin-chan gets the VIP seat!”

“Then me too~♡”

I’m yanked close from both sides.

Lap-pillowed, Anna on my right, Fuwari on my left—a total sandwich.

“H-Heavy! Wait, I’m gonna get crushed!”

“Rei-kun, is it tough? But I’m not letting go~♡”

“Hehe♪ Closer’s happier, right~♡”

“…Reiji-kun… are Suzune’s thighs comfy?♡”

“You guys…!”

Resistance is futile. Anna squishes my cheek, Fuwari hugs tight, Suzune shyly wiggles her lap.

“Hey, Fuwari-chan, don’t pull my side!”

“But~♡ Anna-chan’s hogging him!♪”

“…F-Fuwawan… if you move, Reiji-kun’s head…!”

The wiggle brings my face dangerously close to Suzune’s skirt—

“Yah… N-No peeking!♡”

“Whoa, close call! That’s a red card!”

“Reiji-kun, no nosebleed? You okay~?”

…My dignity’s officially in the dirt.

Their tug-of-war doesn’t stop, and finally—

“Rei-kun’s right hand, we’ll take turns!♡”

“Then left hand’s turn-based too~♡”

“…Lap pillow… Suzune’s keeping it!♡”

“Hey, you’re not giving that up!?”

“““’Cause Reiji-kun’s so cute!♡♡♡”””

And so, Round 10 ends with me fully restrained—arms claimed, lap-pillowed—in a “total lockdown end.”

What was the milestone supposed to be…?

~Game Round 10, End~