A Weak Demon Lord Started Livestreaming in a Bottom-Tier Dungeon and Went Viral?! After Completely Crushing Rude S-Rank Explorers and Annoying Streamers, the Internet Erupted in Praise. Um, I'm Supposed to Be the Enemy of Humanity, You Know? - 9
Chapter 9: A Thread on a Certain Message Board
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On a certain message board, there was a thread 『Talking About the Demon Lord Olden』 .
1: Anonymous
This thread is for discussing Demon Lord Olden. Trolls, please leave.
2: Anonymous
Has anyone watched Erika Kuon’s stream?
3: Anonymous
➡2 I watched it. I’ve decided to start hitting the Tokyo Dungeon from tomorrow for the sake of the Great Demon Lord’s descent.
4: Anonymous
➡2 I nearly died laughing when Olden showed up in what looked like a carpenter outfit at the beginning.
5: Anonymous
➡2 That was a legendary stream, no question.
6: Anonymous
➡2 Erika Kuon’s subscriber count doubled in one day lol.
7: Anonymous
Just got here. TL;DR?
8: Anonymous
➡7 A dungeon streamer with a decent following interviewed the Demon Lord who was going viral online. The Demon Lord answered. Turns out the Great Demon Lord is a tall, incredibly hot woman who talks like “noja.” He said he’s turning the dungeon into an attraction and planning to start livestreaming too.
9: Anonymous
➡8 I don’t know what the hell you’re saying, but apparently it’s all true?
10: Anonymous
I was surprised the Demon Lord seemed more human than I expected. I thought he’d be scarier.
11: Anonymous
➡10 Same here.
12: Anonymous
➡8 Too long. That’s more than four lines.
13: Anonymous
➡8 Can’t even summarize it in three lines? Useless.
14: Anonymous
Breaking news: Japan’s strongest clan “Hero Party” just announced on their official Tweeter account that they plan to defeat Demon Lord Olden.
15: Anonymous
➡14 Checked their account. They’re dead serious about beating Olden, but that’s gotta be impossible.
16: Anonymous (Hero Fan)
➡15 Hah? A Demon Lord is not a big deal for Akira-sama!
17: Anonymous
➡16 Oh boy, here comes the Hero cultist.
18: Anonymous
➡16 You didn’t watch Erika Kuon’s stream, did you?
19: Anonymous
➡16 Nah, that’s straight-up an unwinnable fight.
20: Anonymous (Hero Fan)
➡18 Why would I watch a stream that features a Demon Lord?
21: Anonymous
➡20 Then let me explain. To defeat Olden, you apparently have to destroy his core, which is located in the Demon Realm. Yeah—good luck with that.
22: Anonymous
➡21 And even if you did face his actual body, he’s got infinite regeneration going on, infinite skeleton summons, and his base stats are OP (though he claims he’s weak). Definitely impossible.
23: Anonymous (Hero Fan)
➡20 But that’s just something the Demon Lord said. It’s probably a lie to trick us. Akira-sama could totally win.
24: Anonymous
➡23 Well, it’s true we can’t really verify how much of what Olden says is actually true.
25: Anonymous
➡24 That’s fair. But the fact that he accidentally blurted out the existence of the Great Demon Lord makes me think he’s kind of a ditz and might be telling the truth about everything.
26: Anonymous
➡24 At the very least, the infinite skeleton summoning seems legit. From the original viral video, he could summon one or two skeletons every second.
27: Anonymous
➡23 If you seriously want to defeat the Demon Lord, the first step is figuring out how to get to the Demon Realm.
28: Anonymous
➡27 I mean, supposedly the Great Demon Lord can come here if there’s enough magic power, so maybe going the other way is possible too? Not that I know.
29: Anonymous
Honestly, I kinda want to see Olden vs. Hero Akira. I hope he agrees to fight…
30: Anonymous
➡29 That skeleton seems pretty easygoing. He might actually be down to fight.
31: President of the “Please Step on Me, Al-sama” Fan Club
More importantly, let’s all brainstorm ways we can get Al-sama to step on us while treating us like bugs.
32: Anonymous
➡31 Uh, looks like some bugs showed up. Can someone grab the bug spray?
33: Anonymous
➡31 If you trash-talk Olden, maybe she’ll step on you?
34: Anonymous
➡32 More like crush you to smithereens.
35: Anonymous
➡31 There’s no room for us lowly beings to come between Olden and Al-chan’s pure love.
36: Anonymous (Hero Fan)
➡31 Don’t derail the thread!! We’re talking about Akira-sama right now!!
37: Anonymous
➡36 Whoops, looks like someone can’t read thread titles.
38: Anonymous
➡36 Well, Akira is strong. And the Hero Party’s got the Saint-chan too. Even if they can’t win, they could at least put up a good fight?
39: Anonymous (Explorer)
➡38 I’m an explorer, and when I saw Akira before, he was moving so fast I couldn’t even—OH GAWD IT FEELS TOO GOOD THEREEEEEE~!! NOOOOHHH~~
40: Anonymous
➡39 LMAO
41: Anonymous
➡39 I can’t. I’m dying.
42: Anonymous
➡39 That had to be a typo.
43: Anonymous
➡39 Bro’s gone.
44: Anonymous (Explorer)
➡40 Dammit!! Damn predictive text—it feels too good I’m dyingggg!!
45: Anonymous
➡44 Yeah, no way that was an accident lol.
46: Anonymous
➡44 Bet he meant to type “I’m dead” or something.
47: Anonymous
➡44 I spit my tea because of this guy.
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38 will be like “Damn You, Autocorrect!”(sonic 3)