A Weak Demon Lord Started Livestreaming in a Bottom-Tier Dungeon and Went Viral?! After Completely Crushing Rude S-Rank Explorers and Annoying Streamers, the Internet Erupted in Praise. Um, I'm Supposed to Be the Enemy of Humanity, You Know? - 4

Chapter 4: A Thread on a Certain Message Board

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A Thread Discussing a Certain Dungeon on a Message Board

158: Anonymous

You guys, watch this video!!

159: Anonymous

What is this? A fake video?

160: Anonymous

What’s that video about?

161: Anonymous

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It’s an endless hell loop where a livestreamer from an erotic video site—who’s been going around assaulting monster girls in dungeons across Japan (the leader is a well-known A-rank explorer)—gets killed and resurrected by a skeleton. Serves the sleazy boy right.

162: Anonymous

Wait, resurrection magic actually exists?

163: Anonymous

The audio is rough as hell, but didn’t that skeleton call itself a Demon Lord?

164: Anonymous

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An S-rank healer from America once said resurrection is impossible if the heart has stopped.

165: Anonymous

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Resurrection magic doesn’t exist.

166: Anonymous

This is bad, right? If monsters can keep getting resurrected, explorers don’t stand a chance.

167: Anonymous

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There’s gotta be some kind of cost. If there’s no risk, that’d be a completely broken cheat.

168: Anonymous

Is that Tokyo Dungeon? I heard not many challengers go there anymore.

169: Anonymous

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Probably. It became so famous as Japan’s biggest dungeon, so much so that foreign explorers with no manners started showing up and dumping trash there like it’s the most natural thing to do in the world. 

170: Anonymous

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Yeah, people still illegally dump trash on the upper floors. I heard the dungeon used to clean itself with magic or something, but now it just stays dirty.

171: Anonymous

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You’re right. That skeleton might actually be a Demon Lord. We could be looking at a stampede.

172: Anonymous

Your boy here cleaned up the audio with editing software.

173: Anonymous

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Legit MVP.

174: Anonymous

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I watched the cleaned-up version—aren’t those explorers total scumbags? Show some respect to monster girls.

175: Anonymous

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They might be cute, but they’re still monsters. Would you say we shouldn’t kill a bear just because it’s cute?

176: Anonymous

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So what, you’re into bears now?

177: Anonymous

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Nah, those guys are trash. I don’t care if they’re monsters. If it looks like a cute girl, I couldn’t bring myself to attack it.

178: Anonymous

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Lots of people think monsters don’t have rights. It’s kill or be killed, after all.

179: Anonymous

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Still, this time the humans were clearly the evil ones. It was obviously a self-defense move on the other side.

180: Anonymous

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Monster detected.

181: Anonymous

I just watched the original video. It’s ridiculously good. The demon girl confesses to the skeleton who saved her.

182: Anonymous

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Even a skeleton gets more girls than I do…

183: Anonymous

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I mean, wouldn’t you fall for someone who saved you from getting assaulted? I’d let him bone me too.

184: Anonymous

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Reminder: Demon Lord’s not interested in your butt.

185: Anonymous

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Does a skeleton even have an Excalibur down there?

186: Anonymous

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Well, some animals have bones in their junk, so maybe there’s a chance. Dunno though.

187: Anonymous

Don’t you think the “Dungeon Conquerors” guild is gonna move on this?

188: Anonymous

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That clan prioritizes dungeons that cause major casualties, so probably not. Plus, the dead got revived and sent back.

189: Anonymous

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Rather than the “Dungeon Conquerors,” it’s more likely for the “Hero Party” to step in. Their whole mission is to defeat Demon Lords.

190: Anonymous

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That’s what the Hero Party’s about?

191: Anonymous

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Yup. The Hero Party has a Saint-chan, and she should be able to wreck undead types.

192: A Certain No-Name Dungeon Streamer

Dungeon streamer here. I’m heading to Tokyo Dungeon now to livestream a surprise interview with the Demon Lord. Look forward to my broadcast, folks.

193: Anonymous

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You’re the kind of hero we’ve been waiting for.

194: Anonymous

➡192

Wait, you’re a livestreamer? What’s your name?

195: A Certain No-Name Dungeon Streamer

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Erika Kuon.

196: Anonymous

➡195

Wha-!? The real one!? You’re not a no-name livestreamer at all!!

197: Anonymous

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Who the hell is that?

198: Anonymous

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She’s a fairly famous explorer-slash-livestreamer with around 100k subscribers. Solo A-rank. Also super cute and has huge boobs.

199: Anonymous

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I checked out her channel. It seems like she’s got a nasty personality. And those boobs are clearly padded.

200: Anonymous

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Fake fan. Watch her bikini armor dungeon challenge archive and say that again. Those boobs are 100% real.

201: Anonymous

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Virgin fanboy alert.

202: Anonymous

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Shut up or I’ll kill you.

203: Anonymous

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Shut it, moron. Don’t taint us with your stupidity here.

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