A Weak Demon Lord Started Livestreaming in a Bottom-Tier Dungeon and Went Viral?! After Completely Crushing Rude S-Rank Explorers and Annoying Streamers, the Internet Erupted in Praise. Um, I'm Supposed to Be the Enemy of Humanity, You Know? - 25

Chapter 25: The Weak Demon Lord Apologizes Together

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“OLDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNN!!! TODAY I’M GOING TO KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!”

“You’re as energetic as ever, I see.”

The full-body armor woman leapt toward the VIP room I was in, aiming to tackle me head-on. As expected, I couldn’t just stand by and let the facilities of the Explorer School get destroyed because of me.

I summoned a horde of skeletons to intercept her charge. Naturally, one or two skeletons wouldn’t be enough. So I had the skeletons lock arms, form ranks, and brace themselves together.

“OUT OF MY WAAAAAAAY!!!! OLDEN, OLDENOLDENOLDENOLDENOLDEN!! KILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL!!”

“Seems you’ve crafted an even more powerful cursed armor this time. Still, to direct this much killing intent toward me… I’m honestly a little hurt.”

“SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!! GIVE ME YOUR HEADDDD!!!”

Even if my head got taken off, I wouldn’t die—but judging from her current state of frenzy, she might not be thinking that clearly.

Hmmm. Looks like I’ll have to strip her out of that armor just to get a word in.

“Alright, everyone, let’s get that armor off her quickly.”

At my command, the skeletons swarmed toward the armor-clad woman all at once.

Of course, she wasn’t just going to take it lying down. She crushed the skeletons that rushed her one after another with her fists, reducing their numbers. However, more skeletons kept piling on than she could break. Bit by bit, they began stripping the armor away.

『Eek…』

『A swarm of skeletons like that is terrifying.』

『Rio-chan’s bugs are scary, but a horde of bones is just as bad.』

Oh dear. Looks like I’ve slightly spooked the viewers. But this is the only way to neutralize her.

“Ugh!? Uwah, ngh, GAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”

Eventually, all the armor was torn away, revealing a demon resembling a human underneath. She looked like a beautiful woman. With dark brown skin, sharp long ears, and vivid red hair tied into a ponytail, she was an absolute stunner. She was tall, easily over 180 cm. With finely chiseled features and an incredible figure, she was the full package.

In the process of catching her, I accidentally grabbed her chest, but it was purely accidental, so I wasn’t flustered. Not flustered at all. …Hehhehehe~

『Wha-!?』

『An insanely hot woman just came out!?』

『Hey, you bonehead! You totally copped a feel on her chest just now, didn’t you!?』

“It’s just your imagination. Just your imagination.”

I shook the beauty lightly and spoke to her.

“Come on, wake up. Or I’ll stick my finger in your nose.”

“Ugh… I told you to stop waking me like that… Huh? Olden?”

“Good morning, Glen-san. It’s been a while.”

When I called out, the armor-clad woman—Glen-san—came to her senses. She blinked in surprise.

“Wh-Why is Olden here!? I-Is this a dream!?”

“No, this is reality. Also, thanks to your rampage in that cursed armor, you caused quite a disturbance for everyone at the Explorer School. Now come on, hurry up and apologize.”

“Eh, ah, uh? I-I’m sorry…”

“Put more heart into it!! You have no idea how ruthless the internet mob can be!! I’ll apologize with you, so go on!!”

“A-Ah… um… I-I’m deeply sorry. I regret my actions.”

I turned to the camera and said one thing.

“That being said, I sincerely apologize as well. Please forgive her.”

『Hey, Bonehead, you don’t sound apologetic at all lol』

『She’s hot, so she’s forgiven.』

『No, wait lol This is definitely going to cause trouble with the Explorer School lol』

At the very least, the viewers on my channel didn’t seem to be angry with Glen-san.

Is it because she’s beautiful?

Then again, the viewers adapted pretty quickly to me being a skeleton too, so maybe I just have that kind of audience. Well, whatever. For now, I needed to soften the hate toward Glen-san as much as possible.

I decided to give her a quick introduction.

“Despite being a Demon Lord, she’s also the finest blacksmith in the Demon Realm. Her name is Glen. She’s the one who made Akira-san’s holy sword, Grand EX—or rather, the Sword That’ll Absolutely Kill Olden No. 18.”

『No way lol』

『So she made that sword!?』

『Tall, dark-skinned, long-eared redhead goddess—she is exactly my type』

『It might be inappropriate to say this, but… Thank you for attacking the Explorer School. Please date me』

Some people are really beyond saving.

Still, even though she was a Demon Lord like me, the comments were way more intense than when I appeared. It annoyed me a bit, so I decided to drop a truth bomb.

“By the way, she’s a hermaphrodite. Her personality is a bit feminine, but she’s got a d◯ck.”

“H-Hey!! You’re as tactless as ever!!”

Glen-san blushed furiously and smacked my scapula, but her unarmed blows didn’t hurt at all.

Now, how will the viewers react—

『So… She’s a futanari!?』

『Doesn’t bother me one bit. Actually, it’s kinda hot.』

『So you’re saying I have a shot as a girl too?』

『Ready to offer my ass. I’m in.』

“…My viewers are terrifying.”

Now then…

“So Glen-san, what exactly happened? Weren’t you stationed at the Nagoya Dungeon? Why did you attack the Explorer School?”

“Ah, well…Actually, the monsters in the Nagoya Dungeon started a rebellion…”

“…What did you just say?”

A rebellion by the dungeon’s monsters!? The ones in my dungeon barely worked at all, but I didn’t think there was one in even worse shape.

“What did you do?”

“I-I didn’t do anything!? I was just making weapons and armor like usual…”

“…And your dungeon duties?”

“Duties? Nah, I dumped all the tedious stuff on my subordinates, so I don’t really know…”

“Yeah, that’s definitely the reason.”

She’d always been only interested in crafting, even back in the Demon Realm, and apparently that hadn’t changed even after getting assigned to a dungeon.

“Wa-Wait!! Maybe that’s part of it, but they’re the ones who suddenly started saying things like ‘Let’s wipe out those apes on the surface!’ first!!”

“Oh?”

“So I told them ‘Do whatever you want,’ and they just snapped, saying ‘You’re not fit to be a Demon Lord!’ and…”

Hmm. So the monsters in her dungeon were trying to start a Stampede—a large-scale invasion of the surface. And when she brushed it off, they rebelled.

“Then, with nowhere to go, I wandered the surface, found myself in a human city, and saw your face on one of those big moving picture boards…”

“Moving picture board?”

『She’s probably talking about a public monitor. You were just live streaming.』

“Ohhh, I see.”

“I was heading here in my high-mobility magi-tech armor to rely on you, but I got corrupted by a curse along the way…”

“…I see.”

A rebellion and a Stampede, huh. That was bad.

“To all of humanity: I recommend being on high alert for the Nagoya Dungeon.”

『Coming from a Demon Lord!? Well, this is Olden we’re talking about. It actually makes sense.』

“Even Demon Lords have preferences and I have no reason to side with anyone who treats my friends like garbage.”

I had no intention of going out of my way to crush them, but I also had no intention of helping them.

Back then, I couldn’t have imagined…That this incident would lead to an unexpected outcome. The fact that this incident would cause an even greater problem…. It truly didn’t even occur to me.

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Afterword:

I won’t say what, but Glen’s is very big. I’ll leave it to your imagination as to which part that refers to.