A Romantic Comedy that started with an overcrowded train. If only it hadn’t...

Chapter 19: I never expected there to be fangir—fanboys in Police.

[Nagi POV]

After waking up, I was sitting on the same sofa.

“What happened Nagi?”

“No, it’s just Hiroto, I feel like I saw a terrible dream.”

“… What dream?”

“No, it’s just… I felt like I was going through hell once again, The manager reverted back and gave me tasks, while enjoying my face writhe in pain.”

“(Maybe that not a dream. Given how that demon left the house afterwards after calling up in, I hardly doubt it.)”

“It’s just, I felt kind of eerily relaxed after waking up. Also, I felt some sort of weird fruity smell after waking up.”

“Fumu~ fumu~. Come to think of it, The demon did bring some fruits before leaving the room for real.”

“’For real’? Did she leave and come again? So you mean to say that I might have smelled that?”

“Yes; Possibly so.”

“Still… kind of weird.”

“Well, just put it all aside. *finishes getting things ready; wanna play?”

“Sure~”

Sunday Midnight.

On getting close to my apartment. I saw some men in black in front of my door.

It looked like one was keeping watch, while. … my door is open!?

P—P–Police!

I dial up.

“Yes, I have some unknown men-in-black in front of my apartment. The address is *********. Please come asap!”

“Noted, we are on our way.”

Oh God, what is with this day!

Without them knowing, the police informed me that they had encircled the apartment building successfully, and now, just to look a bit powerless, they are approaching my apartment in a 2 man team.

They went on to confront the guys in black, who then proceeded to open their black goggles.

Hmm? The policemen looked shocked?

Ehhh??? They started chatting?!

Weird… no, that’s not even at the level of weird anymore!

“What is happening… *tiriririri”

The person next to me picks it up and starts talking.

——————-Fast Forward—————

I was sitting in my room, with a table in between. The two men-in-black in front of me, while a huge amount of Policemen around me.

“I was always a fan of you Gekko sir!”

“Me Too!”

“I never thought I would see you in flesh! I heard many stories about you!”

Tf is happening over here.

“—Gekko sir?”

I look at the policeman near me and asked.

“You don’t know him!? He served in the UN military force and was the mind behind dismantling many terror groups operating around the globe.”

“Why are you talking about that, that is way too later, even here he was the mastermind because of which many Yakuza group started fearing Police for real!”

“Yeah, there are rumors that a Yakuza leader once spat on his face for the terms he brought in front of him against his dwelling. That Yakuza leader is now his driver.”

“Yeah, even I heard that. There is just no stopping on the tales of this legend here!”

Ehh? He was this great guy!?

I look at him again, he was laughing merrily on hearing them speak.

“Gekko… –san”

I was not planning on adding the –san part, but I started feeling murderous gaze and added it nevertheless.

“Then what were you doing in my room?”

“That is the question right. Since it’s Gekko-sama, it’s not for just any reason. As I thought, we should now disturb him.”

And what about me then? I called you here! Moshi~ Moshi~! It is because of me that you saw THIS MAN!!!

“Boy. I got intel that you were in connection to a newly forming cult. And that the cult was keeping a keen eye on you. I just came to cut their eyes, and warn you. That’s all.”

What kind of made up—

He put a small box on the table.

“What is this?”

“Camera.”

“Why did you bring it here?”

“I found it here boy.”

“Why will there be camera in my room.”

“Well, how about I say, this is not the only one. Hey, wanna have some fun?”

“Haah?”

“Come here.”

I look sideways. Oof the threatening gazes… Did I make the wrong decision calling these police. They look like simps!

“yeah.”

I followed him to the kitchen, where there was this large box.

“Say, say, can you guess what’s in this?”

*Gulp…

“My doujin collection?”

“~See for yourself.”

I opened it.

It was filled with cameras.

He dropped his face on my shoulder.

“Boy, I don’t know about doujins, but how did you even manage to attract such an obsessive lover. If I were in your place, I would have my way with her rather than with a doujin.”

“I —…”

“Come on~, Come on, speak up, Pa~pa will listen to your e~very worry~.”

Who the heck is PAPA!?

But before I could talk anything back, he put a photo into my chest pocket.

“What is that?”

“Hmm? I thought she was your lover.”

“? I never had a lover in my entire life.”

His mouth opened wide.

“you are kidding me aren’t you.”

“What do you mean by I am kidding you.”

He looked straight into my eyes,

I also looked straight into his eyes.

We gazed at each other in almost near zero distance. [TL: His face was on Nagi’s shoulders.]

After a while, he straightened up and stretched back.

“Damn, I never knew an obsessive lover had such preferences. I always thought they would want to devour their prey.”

“Umm, who is that obsessive lover?”

“Why don’t you look at that picture, son.”

I brought out the picture from my chest pocket. Hmm? Isn’t this just a picture of Miku?

“What is wrong with this picture?”

He once again brought his face close to me.

We again stared at each other’s eyes for sometime.

“Damn, I like you boy why don’t—”

“I am happy for your confession, but I don’t like you. I am sure you will get a nice wife later on.”

“Now, now, let me complete before rejecting me. Hey, I can even be a better deal than many you know?”

“Given how crazy you sound, I am sure my life will be full of adventures.”

“Right! See, you must not reject me right away. You ought to see the good as well.”

“— …I was criticizing you right now, old man.”

“Ugh~ghaa.”

What happened!?

“A—are you alright?”

He just suddenly lost his footing and hit is jaw on the granite shelf.

“I—It’s okay boy.”

“You are bleeding!”

“It’s really —okay…”

“Let me bring you the first aid asap!”

However he caught my hand right away.

“Listen —to me —boy.”

“But! —wait, why does it smell funny?”

“*Gokuri”

I took a chance and tasted the blood.

—ketchup?

I looked straight up immediately towards Gekko-san.

“Why are you hiding your face.”

“Iyaa~ I was just thinking, you are quite a good detective.”

“THERE IS NO NEED FOR A DETECTIVE TO DETECT THIS!”

“Plus you are such a good retort as well. Why now~ how about you really become mine.”

“I politely refuse.”

“Gahhh! M—my heart.”

I don’t know why, but I feel like my eyes are become crystal black.

He then grabbed my shoulders with his hands.

“No, like really, I really mean what I just said. I am dead serious!”

“Try this with those police officers there. .”

“Gaaah”

I stare at him like he was some trash, who somehow got another trash to get him this detective job.

“Well, nevertheless, with this I can confirm, you must have 3 girls in your life, one best friend, from whose home you are coming from, playing games till this late night. Well, let us say that, this photo girl is not the only one. Kyaa~ my boy is such a playboy! Not only girls eh, even boys~ Did he do anything to you yet?”

“Say, is it true~, Say~, Say~”

“Wha!?”

…how did he… just by talking?!

…I just can’t believe him…

“How?”

“How did I know? Well, here is my card. If you really want to know how, contact me. Adios.”

“Haah? Wait!”

But he continues to go out the room.

“Wait right there… where did he go.”

“Nagi-sama, how did it go with Gekko-san?”

“Ah, he gave me this card and left, telling me to contact him for something. Come to think of it, he had an accomplice right?”

“The thing is, we were too complacent. That guy escaped from the washroom it seems.”