A Love-Comedy Comes Along with Sex! ~ It Seems the Human Race Will Perish Unless I, Who has Zero Dating Experience, Use my Cheat Penis to Create a Harem and Ensure the Proliferation of Our Descendants ~ - Chapter 98: After Summer Break

Chapter 98: After Summer Break

The summer break, which felt both short and endless, finally came to an end, and the new semester began.

The morning classroom was as lively as a festival.

“Dude, you got so tanned!”

“Man, hitting the beach totally leads to picking up girls, huh~!”

“Did you turn in your homework? Me? Obviously, I copied it!”

Stories of summer memories buzzed around the room.

Sitting at my desk, I idly watched the class’s energetic chaos.

—Everyone spent their summer break so normally.

Unlike me.

My summer break? Dates with my wife, impregnating girls, getting confined, being targeted by an organization.

What a chaotic summer break. No way you could call that a normal student’s life.

“Seems like everyone went on a ton of trips, huh~,” I said to my best friend, Kensuke-kun, who was perched on my desk, chugging a protein shake before replying energetically.

“We were just practicing the whole summer, right?! But thanks to that, the team’s gotten stronger! It was worth it, yeah!”

He slapped my shoulder hard. Right, this guy’s a hardcore basketball nut. For him, summer break wasn’t a break—it was just extra time to practice basketball. He probably trained even outside of club hours.

“We’ve been unbeatable in practice matches lately! The Winter Cup qualifiers are coming up soon, so let’s get pumped!”

“Y-Yeah…”

New semester, new start. Gotta get focused—studies, club activities.

And starting today, those two are back—

Ping! My phone chimed with notifications. From both of them.

Looks like they just arrived at school. Might as well go meet them. As I stood up from my seat—

Slide—

The classroom door opened, and the atmosphere in the room shifted instantly.

“…Huh?”

Every eye in the class turned toward the entrance.

Standing there were—

My first wife, Inoue Rin, and my second wife, Shinagawa Mirei. Both had fully recovered from postpartum and looked healthy. Their beauty stood out even more than before, and their uniforms, worn for the first time in a while, had every guy’s gaze glued to them.

“…No way.”

“They’re back… our goddesses.”

Someone muttered.

And then—

“Rin-chaaaan!!!!”

“Mirei-chan, toooo!!!!”

The girls rushed forward, swarming Rin and Mirei.

“God, you haven’t been to school forever—I was so worried!”

“Are you feeling okay?! Did something happen?!”

“It’s just been way too long~!”

The girls bombarded them with questions, hugging them or grabbing their hands.

Since Rin’s in the next class over, people from her class started pouring in, too, turning the scene into pure chaos. It was like fans mobbing a K-pop idol.

Everyone was thrilled at the long-awaited reunion. You could tell just from this how insanely popular the two of them were.

Meanwhile, the guys started getting restless.

“Whoa, was Inoue-san always this cute?”

“Yo, Shinagawa-san’s seriously gorgeous, right…?”

“Dude, don’t they both give off, like, a super sexy vibe?”

The guys whispered whatever came to mind.

“…Sheesh.”

I gave a wry smile.

Rin, true to form, flashed her usual bright smile at everyone’s reactions.

“Thanks, everyone! Man, I had some stuff going on, but I’m back and full of energy!”

She chatted with her classmates casually, acting like nothing had happened.

Mirei, on the other hand, looked a bit awkward at first, but the warm welcome seemed to ease her tension little by little.

“Everyone, it’s been a while,” she murmured softly.

Immediately, the girls chimed in: “It’s not just ‘a while’! God!” “Let’s eat lunch together again, okay?” one after another.

Mirei, though a bit flustered, eventually gave a small smile.

—Good.

I quietly breathed a sigh of relief. Officially, they’d been absent due to health issues. The real reason, of course, was pregnancy. If the fact that they’d been pregnant and given birth got out, they might not have been welcomed back so warmly.

I was amazed by their popularity and felt reassured that they’d be able to resume school life normally.

“…Phew.”

I’d planned to go meet them, but it seems my worrying was unnecessary. They probably have a lot to catch up on with their friends. I sat back down.

I gazed at my two wives. They’re stunning. More radiant than anyone else. I’m proud to be their husband.

Everyone rushed to talk to them, the girls celebrating the reunion, the guys marveling at their beauty.

But amid the chaos, the two of them wove through the crowd, naturally making their way toward my desk.

“Hiro~!”

Rin waved happily.

“It’s not that long since we last saw each other, right? But still, long time no see, Hiro-kun!”

Mirei stood in front of my desk with a gentle smile.

“You two are so popular, it’s almost a hassle,” I said with a wry grin.

Rin laughed proudly, “Well, duh!”

“But obviously, the first person we wanna talk to is you, Hiro!”

“Yeah, I was thinking the same,” Mirei nodded.

I mumbled, “Is that so?” feeling a bit embarrassed, but the stares from around us were practically stabbing me.

—What’s with this jealous aura?

The guys in the class were glaring at me, their frustration obvious.

“…Yo, why’re they going straight to Hiro?”

“Hold up, isn’t this guy too much of a normie?”

“No, seriously, they’ve been gone for ages—don’t they have other people to talk to?”

Their hushed whispers started to carry a tinge of anger.

But Rin and Mirei didn’t seem to care, continuing to chat right in front of my desk.

Oh, right—I forgot. Back at school, my relationship with these two wasn’t this close. To everyone else, this probably looks weird. Plus, Rin’s in the next class over. Her coming all the way to talk to me is straight-up unnatural.

“Uh, what’s the deal with that guy and those two?”

“Nanase… right? The basketball club guy?”

“Were they that close?”

“Dunno… It’s kinda weird, right?”

—Crap… If this keeps up, weird rumors are gonna start.

“Hey! Hiro! Weren’t you dating Tamada?!” Kensuke-kun whispered urgently in my ear.

Oh, yeah, I’d told Kensuke-kun that to cover things up. I forgot. Sarina-san’s been super clingy, so I used that as an excuse.

“…Back then, when she said there were other girls… was Tamada telling the truth?!”

“Yo, Kensuke-kun! Please, just shut up for now!”

Rin and Mirei, who know the whole situation, notice my discomfort and giggle as if they’re amused. It seems they have no intention of helping me out.

And then, trouble comes piling on.

Pushing through the crowd, two male students appear right in front of me.

The surrounding students buzz with curiosity, their eyes fixed on us. These two aren’t usually seen in this classroom, so everyone’s intrigued.

The pair? Student council president Takanotsume-senpai and vice-chair of the beautification committee, Samejima-kun.

A rare duo, heading straight for me.

—Come to think of it, something like this happened before…

It was right before summer break, on the last day of the term.

—“What the hell did you do to Rin-chan?!”

—“Oi, if you did something to Mirei, you’re not getting off easy!”

For some reason, they’d ganged up on me, suspecting I was the reason for Rin and Mirei’s absences.

Takanotsume-senpai, the student council president, is probably into Rin, the vice-president. And Samejima-kun, the beautification committee vice-chair, likely has a thing for Mirei, the committee chair. That’s why they came at me.

“Tch, why’s Mirei-chan going to a guy like this…?”

Takanotsume-senpai spits out the words, glaring at me before letting out a sharp breath. His usual calm, mature demeanor is nowhere to be seen. Maybe he’s worked up from seeing Rin for the first time in a while. His face is flushed, and he’s even sweating.

Then, he quickly switches to a sharp expression and turns to Rin.

“Rin-chan, it’s been a while. Are you feeling better now?”

“Oh, yeah! I’m totally fine now!”

Rin replies with a bright smile, though there’s a subtle distance in her tone.

“Good to hear. I was worried about you.”

Takanotsume-senpai flashes a gentle smile and presses further, stepping closer.

“Hey, how about we catch up sometime soon, just the two of us? There’s some student council stuff I’d like to discuss, and I could book a table at that café you like.”

His words send a ripple through the crowd.

“Whoa, Takanotsume-senpai’s seriously going for it…”

“Didn’t he always have a thing for Rin?”

“Yeah, but Rin doesn’t seem that into it, does she?”

Amid the buzzing atmosphere, Rin gives a wry smile and waves her hand.

“Uh… sorry, senpai. I’m kinda swamped right now…”

“Swamped?”

“Yeah. I’m behind on classes, got a ton to do… and, well, there’s other stuff I want to prioritize!”

As she says this, Rin glances at me.

Takanotsume-senpai’s face twitches.

“…Got it. But you can always reach out, okay? I want to be there for you, Rin.”

Forcing a smile, he shifts his gaze to me.

—Whoa… scary, scary.

He’s clearly annoyed by my presence.

But Samejima-kun’s no different.

“Mirei, long time no see,” Samejima-kun says, addressing Mirei.

“Oh… yeah. You look well, Samejima-kun.”

“While you were gone, I handled most of the committee work, you know? It was a real pain.”

“S-Sorry…”

“Nah, as long as you’re back, it’s fine.”

Samejima-kun grins.

“By the way, Mirei, you haven’t been talking to me much lately, have you?”

“Huh…?”

“I thought we used to be closer.”

Mirei’s expression freezes for a moment.

“No, I didn’t mean it like…”

“Then let’s grab food sometime, just us. To celebrate your return.”

Casually, Samejima-kun moves to put a hand on Mirei’s shoulder.

—In that instant, Mirei steps back.

“Sorry, but… I can’t.”

“…Can’t?”

“I can’t go.”

Her rejection is clear and firm.

Samejima-kun’s face stiffens.

“R-Right… I’m not gonna force you or anything.”

He tries to play it cool, but his eyes are glaring daggers at me.

—Got it.

Basically, both Takanotsume-senpai and Samejima-kun think I’m the reason they got rejected.

They’re not exactly wrong, but still.

“…Nanase, you…”

Samejima-kun growls my name under his breath.

“What the hell are you up to?”

Takanotsume-senpai, arms crossed, glares at me too.

“Look, I haven’t done anything,” I say, shrugging.

That only makes them look more irritated.

“…Don’t play dumb. Our investigation shows that women connected to you tend to take long leaves for ‘health reasons.’ What did you do, huh?”

“I’m not buying that you don’t know. Oi, Mirei! What’d this guy do to you?! Is he threatening you?! Tell me the truth!”

The other students start whispering among themselves.

“Didn’t Asamura-sensei take a long leave for health issues too…?”

“What?! For real?!”

“And the basketball club manager, Tamada Sarina-chan, was out for a while with health problems too…”

—Ugh… this is bad. People are starting to piece things together. Not that I can do much about it.

“Could you stop with the baseless accusations? It’s rude to both us and Hiro-kun.”

“Rin-chan’s right. Stop throwing around suspicions about Hiro-kun.”

Rin and Mirei step in.

Seeing their serious expressions, Takanotsume-senpai and Samejima-kun falter.

“…Fine. But we’re keeping an eye on you.”

“Don’t pull any more weird stunts.”

With those parting shots, the two of them leave.

—Sheesh, what a pain those guys are.

“Hiro, you’ve made more enemies, huh?” Rin giggles.

“Looks like you’ve got your hands full…” Mirei gives a small, wry smile.

“It’s because you two are stupidly popular,” I say with a heavy sigh.

—That said, I’m sure this kind of thing’s only gonna keep happening.

Oh well.

That’s just how my school life goes.