A Love-Comedy Comes Along with Sex! ~ It Seems the Human Race Will Perish Unless I, Who has Zero Dating Experience, Use my Cheat Penis to Create a Harem and Ensure the Proliferation of Our Descendants ~ - Chapter 83: Incident
Chapter 83: Incident
“Hey, Rei. Why are we at school on the last day of summer vacation?”
“It’s because only we failed the last test.”
Rei Miyama, my fellow red-point buddy, answers while lying face down on the desk.
He has an androgynous face that makes you mistake him for a girl for a moment, and he’s wearing a uniform that doesn’t fit him well, twirling his long bangs.
His white skin, thin arms, and legs make him look like a girl. His eyes, hidden by his long bangs, are big and round.
Is it a good or bad gap that he can’t study as well as me, even though he’s always so carefree? I’m curious why he can’t study at all.
“What’s the meaning of this? We’re given a textbook, but there’s no teacher.”
“I think it’s because of a staff meeting. School starts tomorrow, after all.”
“Haa. Annoying.”
We can’t go home until we finish the one textbook we were given. I wonder when it will end. I also feel like lying face down on the desk like the guy next to me.
“By the way, Rei, why can’t you study so much? You seem like you can study pretty well.”
“Haha, I’m often told that. But if you’re obsessed with something other than studying, it’s inevitable that you’ll neglect your studies, right?”
“Hmm, what are you obsessed with? Are you a hardcore gamer or something?”
“It’s not like that. I just have an “Oshi.”
“Oh, that kind of thing…”
An idol, or maybe a Vtuber, which is popular these days. Well, it’s not an uncommon story that he’s neglecting his studies because he’s watching his favorite’s stream too much or following them too much.
I’m interested in Rei’s words, but I look at the water bottle placed on the desk.
“Who’s your “Oshi”? I’m curious.”
Rei blushes a little and holds up the water bottle as if to hide it.
His pure white cheeks turn a little red. His gesture of covering his face is more girlish than a girl.
“You won’t tease me, will you? But I’m curious.”
“Well, maybe it’s better not to say.”
Rei smiles a little and then offers me the water bottle casually.
“Try this. I think it’ll help you relax.”
I’m a little hesitant. I instinctively sense that Rei’s atmosphere is different from usual. I feel a slight discomfort in his pasted smile.
“Why are you suddenly offering me a water bottle? I like tea, but…”
“Come on, we have to concentrate on studying now, and we should try to relax a little. I hate studying, and I need a change of pace.”
“Well, when you say that, I want to try it…”
I hesitate for a moment, but I also want a change of pace. Rei and I met in this remedial class, but we get along well, and we even go to a family restaurant after class to chat. At least, we can call each other friends.
I decide to trust him and take a sip of the tea.
As I pour tea from the water bottle and take a sip, a soft sweetness spreads in my mouth.
“Yeah, it’s good.”
“I told you so. So, let’s drink more and relax.”
Rei smiles and watches me continue to drink from the water bottle.
“What’s up? Why are you looking at me like that?”
“No, no. You always extend your little finger when you drink, right?”
“Huh? Is that so?”
He laughs wryly and gets close to me, whispering quickly in my ear.
“— Also… When you sit on a chair, you always pull the chair’s leg with your right foot. You also have the habit of knocking the pen twice for no reason, and when you’re concentrating, you unconsciously scratch your cheek and neck once with your left hand. When a cute girl passes in front of you, you try to avoid looking at her, but you actually see her face with the corner of your eye! Why is that? You couldn’t look people in the eye when talking to girls, but recently you’re looking them in the eye! Why is that? Why have you become popular with girls? What’s with your sweet body odor lately? Why have your athletic abilities suddenly improved? Why? Why? I want to know more about you! Come on! Why? Why? What happened to you? I want to know everything about you! I’m happy if you can tell me that! !!!”
— My instincts were issuing a warning at maximum volume. This guy is… dangerous!
“You! What’s with you all of a sudden!”
“Wait! Don’t be scared! Hiro!”
Rei hugs me tightly. I try to shake off his arm, but my body is paralyzed.
Sudden sleepiness attacks me. Gradually, my eyelids become heavy.
“What… is… it…”
I can’t speak properly. I can only feel Rei’s body temperature and excited breathing. My senses become duller and duller.
“It’s a drug with 100 times the effect of a normal sleeping pill. Normally, your consciousness would fly away in an instant. Or rather, a normal person would die.”
Rei’s voice gradually fades away.
“You… what’s your purpose…”
“I wonder, what is it? I just want you.”
Rei kisses my cheek.
— At that moment, I lost consciousness. I fell into a deep sleep, lying face down on the desk.





































