A Love-Comedy Comes Along with Sex! ~ It Seems the Human Race Will Perish Unless I, Who has Zero Dating Experience, Use my Cheat Penis to Create a Harem and Ensure the Proliferation of Our Descendants ~

Chapter 7: What the Heck is This?

Finally, a long day has come to an end.

In the end, I didn’t get home early as planned, and I arrived home at the same time as I usually would after club activities. Even though it’s midsummer, the sun has completely set, and the stars in the sky are already shining brightly.

I get off my bicycle, lock it up, and head towards the front door, my heart still pounding painfully.

It was then, as I stood at the entrance, that I felt a great sense of unease. The entrance light was on.

Looking through the window, I saw that the lights were on in the usually dark rooms.

It’s impossible for the lights to be on in the house now that my mother is gone. There’s a slight chance she forgot to turn them off, but that’s never happened before.

“It’s… too bright.”

My mother said she would be home late today. She usually gets home around 10 p.m., so…

Today, she’s even later going by her words.

I reach for the doorknob.

“The… door is unlocked?”

It’s hard to believe that my mother forgot to lock it.

Then, it must be a burglar.

“This is worst thing that could happen.”

I take out my water bottle from my bag and prepare myself. It’s better than having no weapon at all.

I slowly open the door and peek inside.

And there, I witness a surprising sight.

“Welcome home, master!!!!”

The spacious entrance, large enough to accommodate dozens of people, is adorned with glamorous gold and silver decorations.

And there are dozens of beautiful women dressed in maid costumes, all bowing to me.

“Huh?! What?! What’s going on?!”

My head spins. I’m unsure if this is my house, so I check the nameplate again. It’s definitely my house.

But when I glance at the entrance, it’s not my home’s entrance. Well, there are traces of it, but the entrance has been completely transformed. First of all, my entrance isn’t this wide. The entrance, which can barely fit four people, has been expanded to accommodate dozens at once. The shoe rack has also been enlarged to match, and my shoes are neatly stored there. Beautiful flowers and glittering decorations adorn the entrance, which was never there before. Additionally, the entire entrance is enveloped in a pleasant scent, like the lobby of a luxury hotel.

I wonder what has happened to my house.

Feeling terrified, I look at the group of maid costume-clad women standing in a neat line.

They all stare at me, and their appearances are impeccable, with doll-like beauty and perfect figures.

I, who is somehow recognized as the master, can only avert my eyes from their smiling faces.

“We’ve been waiting for you, Hiro-sama. I know you’re surprised by our sudden visit, but please come inside. I’ll explain everything in the living room.”

The women in maid costumes stand in a row, and from the center, a particularly tall woman approaches. She gives off an intellectual and cool impression, different from the others. Unlike the others, she has blue hair instead of black, and she’s wearing a suit with a white shirt and a black wide tie, not a maid costume.

“No! Who are you?! I’m calling the police—”

“Excuse me.”

Ignoring my confusion, the mysterious woman approaches me and takes my school bag, removing my shoes and socks in an instant. I immediately realize she’s not ordinary from her efficient movements. She pats me down, removing any small pieces of dirt, and then takes my hand, leading me to the living room.

“Umm…”

As I open the door, I see a completely unfamiliar scene.

Everything has changed: the size of the room, the arrangement of furniture, the number, types, and colors of furniture. Each piece of furniture, with its glossy finish, looks brand new, without a single scratch.

“Coming through!”

I sit on the luxurious-looking sofa I was guided to, and immediately, my favorite orange juice and a hand towel are placed on the table. A lively maid serves me, and it feels like I’ve wandered into a maid cafe. Well, I’ve never been to one, so I don’t know what the real thing is like.

I move the orange juice, whose contents I don’t know, to the edge of the table to convey that I don’t want to drink it.

Then, I look around to understand the situation.

I’m surrounded on all sides by women in suits, all staring at me to prevent me from escaping. They’re all wearing black suits and sunglasses, and they’re probably all foreigners. They’re all tall and well-built, and they have something menacing hanging from their waists. I don’t want to believe they’re real.

The living room, which usually feels comfortable, now feels cramped and uncomfortable with only strangers, and women at that.

I could only tremble in fear.

I try to call for help, but the white-suited woman standing behind me takes my smartphone from my pocket, leaving me powerless.

I desperately plead in my broken English for them to let me go, but all I get in response is:

“NO.”

They don’t seem to care at all.

“Resisting is useless. Please listen to me calmly.”

The blue-haired woman in the suit sits in front of me.

Her composed eyes stare at me, and her face shows no emotion. I can’t tell what she’s thinking. I clench my fists in fear.

“Please don’t make that scary face. We’re here to ensure your safety.”

“S-Safety?”

She, who calls me “master,” kneels in front of me.

“Chuu.”

She leans her head down, touches her lips to my foot, and gives it a gentle kiss.

At that moment, a shockwave of lightning runs through my brain.

I feel like something inside me is about to open.

Despite the sudden and inexplicable action, my body doesn’t try to escape. It’s not because of fear; I’m not accepting this situation.

“It’s been a while, Hiro-sama. You may not remember, but we’ve been serving you for a long time. We’re happy to offer our loyalty to you again.”

I don’t know why, but I feel like this is “normal.”

I received a kiss on the top of my right foot. I feel like this is an ordinary thing, something I’ve experienced many times before. My body reacts as if it’s remembering this, as if it’s a normal occurrence.

“What… is this…?”

My already confused mind is about to short-circuit.

A white flash appears in my head.

I feel a nauseating, gut-wrenching emotion from the past.

Goosebumps cover my entire body, and I’m enveloped in fear.

I feel hot, then cold, and a chill runs down my spine. My head starts to hurt, too.

“No!!! You mustn’t! Calm down, Hiro-sama!”

Now, my body is getting hot.

It’s burning hot. I’m starting to lose myself.

“Uwaaaaaaahhhh!”

I run on impulse.

I can’t think of anything.