A Love-Comedy Comes Along with Sex! ~ It Seems the Human Race Will Perish Unless I, Who has Zero Dating Experience, Use my Cheat Penis to Create a Harem and Ensure the Proliferation of Our Descendants ~

Chapter 57: The Arrival of a Popular Period…?

“Hey, Hiro-kun. Let’s eat together.”

“Me too! Me too!”

“Hey, you’re cheating!”

It was a typical day, and I was about to have lunch with my best friend, Kensuke, when a female classmate I had barely spoken to before approached me. She was part of the “A-team” in our class, and I didn’t have much in common with her. (T/N: Basically one of the popular girls.)

She was sparkling, or rather, gleaming. It was like having a hungry carnivore in front of me. She was cute enough within the class, but she couldn’t compare to my three wives. To be honest, I wasn’t interested in having much interaction with her.

“Um, no. I’m eating with him…”

I politely declined her enthusiastic invitation. I usually ate with Kensuke, and I wanted to eat with him today, too. Being with Kensuke was the most comfortable thing for me.

“Hiro… You’ve been popular lately, haven’t you?”

My best friend showed a puzzled expression. Well, it is truly an anomaly. Kensuke, the basketball fanatic, had noticed that recently, girls had been flocking to me. It was like beetles gathering around a tree sap.

When I went to school, I was greeted more than necessary, and during class, girls around me asked me to show them my textbook. Everyone had their own textbooks though…

The ultimatum that gave him that conclusion was… the invitation to have lunch together.

— Is this my popular period?! —

A popular period is a time when, without intending to, you are adored by a large amount of the opposite sex. Even though you don’t think you’re trying hard, you are confessed to or approached by more than two people of the opposite sex… That’s what it seems to be.

Well, I already knew that Adam was the cause. Recently, I had learned that the Adam I possessed constantly secreted a pheromone that attracted the opposite sex, especially at night, after meals, and after exercise. Also, it seems that it secreted more when I was in front of someone I loved.

Not only the time of day, but the amount of secretion was also influenced by my feelings. Of course, the amount increased when I was sexually aroused.

“Let’s eat together, Kensuke.”

“Huh? But you have…”

“Don’t mind it! Let’s go!”

I wasn’t that interested in my female classmate. Her makeup was too heavy, and she was wearing too much perfume. Lately, I had become particularly sensitive to the scent of women. Maybe it was the influence of Adam, but instinctively, I could somehow tell if a woman was compatible with me.

“I’m eating with him~ Sorry, everyone~”

Even if I was so blatantly approached, I wasn’t that attracted to her. I didn’t want to get involved with someone unless I truly loved them from the heart. Aizawa-san had told me that I could assault women randomly if I want to, but that was just like being an animal.

I took Kensuke out into the hallway. I was in the mood to have a relaxed lunch with him for the first time in a while. After all, being with him was the most comfortable. I could talk to him without any reservations.

“Heyyyyyy〜! Hirooooo〜!”

I was suddenly hit from behind, and I stumbled forward with a strong impact. There was only one person who would do such a thing.

“It’s Sarina, as I thought.”

“Hehe! You got it right〜! Oh, Kensuke is here, too.”

“Oh, yeah… You’re still as energetic as ever.”

“Yeah.”

I had only met Sarina this morning, but she greeted me as if we hadn’t seen each other in months. She was in the neighboring class, so we didn’t have many opportunities to interact outside of club activities. That’s why she probably came to talk to me right away during lunch break. I wanted to eat with Kensuke, but if I said that, Sarina would probably get upset.

“Then let’s eat together, the three of us!”

I was forced to eat lunch with Sarina, along with Kensuke, by the energetic her.

—

“Hmm… I never thought the two of you were dating.”

Kensuke showed an obvious look of surprise. Us dating was not exactly it, but if I told him the truth, it would only confuse him, so for now, I would leave it at that.

Because of Sarina’s overly obvious behavior, I thought I couldn’t hide it, so I honestly told Kensuke about our relationship.

“Yeah!”

“Well, yeah…”

I still couldn’t tell Kensuke the whole truth. Or rather, most people wouldn’t believe this story. It was a tale that lacked reality.

“Well, Hiro seems to have other women besides me…”

Sarina suddenly dropped a bomb. I jumped with a start.

“Huh? What do you mean? Hiro?”

I was grabbed by the shoulder. Kensuke’s strong fingers dug into my shoulder.

— Ouch, ouch, ouch! —

“Well, there are some circumstances…”

“I want to hear about those circumstances!!!”

Sarina found the situation amusing and laughed. She still liked to tease me. This white gal… I’ll punish her when I get home.