A Love-Comedy Comes Along with Sex! ~ It Seems the Human Race Will Perish Unless I, Who has Zero Dating Experience, Use my Cheat Penis to Create a Harem and Ensure the Proliferation of Our Descendants ~ - Chapter 43: Human Relations
Chapter 43: Human Relations
“So? What’s the deal? Did you start dating?”
Kensuke looked at me with a suspicious gaze. It was natural to be suspected when we went to the infirmary together. Besides, Shinagawa Mirei had a certain number of fans. Her looks and kind personality to everyone, especially to the boys in the shadows, were very endearing. Some called her a goddess, and others called her an angel.
“There’s nothing between us. I can’t be with someone like her. And I haven’t done anything to her, and she hasn’t done anything to me.”
I tried to defend myself desperately. From the side, it looked like I and she were as different as the moon and a turtle. I hoped they would understand.
“Liar~”
Then, a group of first-string girls from the class came from the front. The sun-type gals, who couldn’t act alone, approached me with a smirk.
“There’s definitely something between you and Mirei-chan, isn’t there? Before you went to the infirmary, her expression was clearly strange. She’s been paying a lot of attention to hirocchi lately, right?”
“Hirocchi” was probably me. Gals like to give weird nicknames, which is annoying. But I didn’t have time to react to that now. I had to cover it up properly.
“The class president is kind after all. She’s just being considerate even to someone like me.”
“Huh~, is that true?”
“It’s kind of suspicious~”
The group of gals laughed loudly, “Kyahahaha.” It was a vulgar way of laughing. I wondered if they couldn’t make a graceful laugh like Mirei’s. I wanted them to learn from her a little.
“No, no! This guy doesn’t suit the class president!”
Then, a noisy group came from behind. They were also the first-string sun-type group in the class.
“You’re still loud, Yokoi.”
“You haven’t changed either, Sakashita.”
For some reason, the first-string sun-type group in the class gathered around my desk. They were very annoying and noisy. I wanted them to leave soon.
“I don’t know what kind of rumors are going around, but the reality is different. I don’t want you to spread anything weird.”
I warned both groups. If they continued to say weird things, I would have to do what I had to do.
“Well, she’s actually on sick leave, so let’s leave aside what happened in the infirmary.”
“So there’s nothing…”
“Besides, you can’t get the class president for yourself in first place, that’s for sure.”
It seemed that everyone interpreted it in their own way and was satisfied. That was good. I hoped the strange rumors would subside. The most effective thing would be for Mirei to explain it herself, but…
“But lately, Hirocchi has become cool, and I think it’s not impossible that he did get her.”
“Yeah, that’s true. He’s changed to an atmosphere-type handsome guy, kinda?”
“He’s gotten more muscular and manly. His face has also become sharper.”
I was a little startled by the compliment that was casually thrown at me as they left. No, why am I startled? It’s too simple for me to be flattered by the praise of the first-string gals in the class. I’m not… happy.
“Tsk.”
“Don’t get cocky.”
“I agree.”
I heard a simultaneous tongue-click from behind. When I turned around, an evil gaze was sent to me without being hidden.
I didn’t feel angry at all. I understood their feelings. A normal boy who had never stood out suddenly became a topic of conversation. And his popularity with girls had also increased. They would probably be jealous of him.
But I’m sorry. This is Adam’s fault. Adam has the power to attract women instinctively. A good example is that my body odor becomes a pleasant smell to women. It’s not something that has anything to do with my efforts towards a glow up. I somehow feel a sense of guilt…
“Don’t get cocky, idiot.”
“Ouch.”
I felt a slight impact on the back of my head. It seemed like I was hit on the head with a thin print or something.
“Who the hell is it… Wait, Tamada?”
Tamada was standing with her hands on her hips, looking unhappy. She had a print in her hand.
“The details of the practice match. Here, I gave it to you.”
There was a practice match this weekend. It was a match with a strong school in the neighboring town. The manager would receive these kinds of printouts from the advisor and hand them to us players. I was happy about that, but…
“Wait, wait! Tama…”
I tried to stop Tamada, who was turning around, but then someone else interfered.
“Hey, Sarina! Can I talk to you for a moment?”
“What? Yokoi.”
Yokoi, one of the first-string boys who had just bothered me, put his hand on Tamada’s waist and spoke to her. Tamada looked at Yokoi with a slightly unhappy face.
“Don’t make that kind of face. Today, we’ll meet at that place at noon, right?”
“I know, I know.”
Tamada made a face that clearly shows displeasure, which was uncharacteristic of her usually bright and smiling self. She left the classroom without even saying thank you for delivering the printout. She was in the class next door. But I didn’t think it was right to chase after her here.
“Well, that’s that. I’ll be taking your manager for a good time. Hiro.”
Yokoi smiled with a sinister smile. It was a dirty smile. It suited his bumpy skin well. Yokoi was a famous male student in this grade in a way. He was famous for playing at night. He went to clubs or did all sorts of things with girls while he was still a high school student.
He was a pitiful guy who thought playing at night was cool. I felt embarrassed just looking at him.
“Haa…”
I couldn’t help but sigh. I wondered what was so good about this guy for Tamada. There were also bad rumors about her playing with men. I didn’t know if it was true, but just looking at her appearance, anyone would believe it.
She was just someone else. It didn’t matter to me if she was angry at me or crying in front of me. She was just a manager. I had no right to interfere in her social relationships.
“What? Do you feel frustrated? Huh?”
But I was annoyed.
What was this feeling? It was very disgusting.
Was I angry at Tamada for hanging out with a punk I hated? Was I? Even though I had no right to do so?
Wasn’t I supposed to reject her?
“Am I the selfish one?”
“Huh?”
Haa, I was starting to hate myself.
But I had already made up my mind.
I would live as I pleased. I would live faithfully to my thoughts and desires. And I, who had the immense power of Adam, would try to help as many people as possible. That was what I should do.
“Yokoi, shut up for a moment.”
I glared at the man in front of me.
I remembered her tears from yesterday. Wasn’t she asking me for help? What did she want to tell me?
I wanted to know the truth behind her tears.