A Love-Comedy Comes Along with Sex! ~ It Seems the Human Race Will Perish Unless I, Who has Zero Dating Experience, Use my Cheat Penis to Create a Harem and Ensure the Proliferation of Our Descendants ~ - Chapter 3: The Woman Named Inoue Rin

Chapter 3: The Woman Named Inoue Rin

When I woke up in the morning, the pain in my body was already gone. I checked my temperature just in case, and it was normal. It seems I didn’t have a summer cold after all.

Reassured, I enjoyed my breakfast as usual, watching TV in the background. Today’s breakfast was a bit more luxurious than usual, and there was a little more of it. On the table were milk, bacon and eggs, toast, root vegetable salad, and even consommé soup.

“Huh? Mom, aren’t you working today?”

Usually, my mother isn’t home at this time because she starts work early. But today, she’s having breakfast with me. It’s been years since we’ve done that.

“I am going to start a little later than usual. So let me eat breakfast with you.”

“Of course, that’s fine. It’s kind of rare, though.”

My mother, who usually doesn’t talk much, seems to be chatty today, and I was able to enjoy not only breakfast but also a good conversation. It was also a day when she laughed a lot, more than usual.

“Well, I’m off.”

“Yes, be careful and have a good day.”

I left the house a little later than usual and started pedaling my bicycle. I probably won’t be late, but just in case, I decided to pedal a little faster.

I usually commute by bicycle. There’s a station near my high school, but I avoid using the train because it gets crowded during rush hour. Of course, taking the train would be faster, but I don’t mind pedaling my bicycle. I could just leave the house earlier, and it would save me money, too.

After crossing the bridge, passing through the railroad crossing, and climbing the steepest hill in town, I finally arrived at school. The journey probably took around 30 minutes.

It’s the height of summer. The sun’s rays are merciless. I wipe the large drops of sweat from my forehead with a handkerchief and roll up my sleeves, trying to catch the cool breeze on my skin. Still, sweat pours from my body, so I pull my shirt out of my pants and fan myself, sending the wind to my back.

Hey, you over there! No shirt out!”

A row of students in school uniforms appears in front of me, all wearing cool short-sleeved summer uniforms.

Their uniforms, perfectly neat, and their hair, in a model-like style, seem to symbolize the students themselves.

They all have armbands on their right arms, with the word “Student Council” written in black.

Oh no, today is the student council’s clothing check day…

I apologize, even though I didn’t want to do it, and put my shirt back in, making an excuse in my mind.

Unfortunately, I was spotted by the most troublesome student council member, the vice president. I try to avoid the female student standing in front of me, Rin Inoue, and head towards the entrance.

“Oh, here I thought who it was, Nanase-kun, eh? Wait a minute.”

I tried to escape quickly, but I was grabbed by the scruff of my neck before I could enter the school entrance. The cool fingers touch the back of my neck, and it tickles a little.

I can’t resist, and I’m dragged backward.

“Um… please don’t pull me like that.”

“If I don’t, you’ll run away, won’t you?”

I’m surrounded by several student council members, still holding onto the scruff of my neck. A frail-looking female student comes in front of me and weakly holds out a piece of paper in front of my eyes.

“Umm… uh… including this time, a total of… umm… the student council catching you has reached 10 times… um… according to the regulations, a punishment will be given…”

The paper has the words “Punishment Regulations” and a long explanation. Below it are the stamps of the student council and the principal. It seems I’ve become a victim of this cruel practice that started this year.

“Because! I always say this, but! This is unavoidable!”

“Hii! I’m sorry! I’m sorry!”

The frail girl with one eye covered by her hair is half-crying, apologizing to me, probably startled by my loud voice. I can tell the students around me are looking at me with white eyes. Realizing this is a bit too much, I urge the girl to look up.

“You don’t have to apologize that much…”

“You have quite the nerve to make my best friend cry.”

“Ugh…”

I feel my neck being gripped tighter. I raise my hands in surrender as a clear killing intent flies towards me from behind. However, Inoue Rin, the toughest girl in school, doesn’t let go of me. Like a predator that has caught its prey, she continues to hold me down, her fangs still embedded in my body.

“I swear I’ll die if you do that to my neck–”

“Hey, hey, that’s enough, you’re going too far.”

Then, a savior appears in front of me.

With his sleek black hair swaying from side to side, the student council president of my high school, Takanashi Ibuki, appears with a voice that rivals that of a male voice actor.

“Good morning, Student Council President.”

My hands are suddenly released from my neck.

It seems I’ve narrowly avoided sudden death.

“Are you okay, Nanase-kun?”

The handsome man with the handsome voice leans in to look at my face. I feel a little sorry because he’s 10 cm taller than me, and I have to bend down a bit. I’m 175 cm tall, so I’m not short at all, but I encourage myself at the same time and express my gratitude to the student council president.

“Thank you, Student Council President. Also, could you put a leash and collar on this wild animal? It’s very dangerous.”

“Huh? Who’s a wild animal?”

This time, I’m grabbed by the collar. I point to the wild animal in front of me.

“See. It’s very…”

I hear giggles from around me. The students passing by on their way to school show expressions of half-amusement, saying, “They’re at it again.” Even the members of the student council surrounding me can’t hold back their laughter, and they let out a “Pupu.”

Probably, to the people around me, this kind of interaction of ours every day looks like a comedy sketch. For me, it’s a survival game to escape from the wild animal’s fangs.

“Haha, it’s lively in the morning. But the pre-bell will ring soon, so let’s stop there.”

With the student council president’s word, I was let off the hook for the day. However, since Rin Inoue and I are in the same class on the same floor, we have to walk together for a while. I try to keep some distance by walking faster, but Rin Inoue matches my pace.

“As I thought, you’re…”

She, who was following me from behind, had somehow come up beside me.

Don’t sneak up on me like that. It’s scary.

“What do you mean ‘As I thought’…?”

I glance at her, who has suddenly started mumbling incomprehensibly. She looks around my face and body, as if wondering about something.

“Are you wearing perfume today? I can smell a sweet scent. And your shoulders seem wider than usual, and your muscle mass…”

The wild animal that is now like a small animal wanders around me, trying to forcibly raise her height, which is 10 cm shorter than mine, and sniffing the nape of my neck and the scent around my shoulders.

“Hey, what’s with you all of a sudden? Did you hit your head?”

Her large eyes glare at me.

I stop and raise my hands.

“That’s the right move. Answer my question. Are you wearing perfume? If so, I’ll punish you immediately for violating the school rules.”

I sniff the collar of my shirt. I don’t smell the sweet scent she mentioned. It’s the usual scent. There’s nothing unusual about the smell of my uniform, either.

I don’t wear perfume, and I’ve never even owned one. I have no memory of crossing paths with or bumping into someone who wore perfume. After all, I came to school alone by bicycle today.

“I’m not wearing perfume. I’m the same as always. I haven’t changed my fabric softener, either.”

I tell her that while tilting my head and thinking about something.

“Hmm… if that’s the case, it’s okay. I’m sorry for doubting you.”

I think it’s one of Rin Inoue’s good points that she can apologize when she’s in the wrong. She’s usually strict about school rules like a demon, but she’s not the type to get angry or harass people for no reason.

As the vice president of the student council, her popularity is on par with the student council president. She has the ideal personality for someone in a position of authority.

“Let’s go. The pre-bell is ringing.”

“Yes, let’s hurry.”

Rin Inoue and I ran to our respective classrooms.