A Love-Comedy Comes Along with Sex! ~ It Seems the Human Race Will Perish Unless I, Who has Zero Dating Experience, Use my Cheat Penis to Create a Harem and Ensure the Proliferation of Our Descendants ~

Chapter 18: Shuraba

T/N: Shuraba is like a fight between two or more girls or boys for ownership of a single man/woman.

School in the morning, after a long time, made me feel a bit gloomy. I was dropped off at a convenience store a little away from the school and walked the rest of the way.

“I’m sleepy.”

I felt like I had become weak in the mornings due to my recent irregular lifestyle. Additionally, I had to make up for the classes and club activities I had missed for several days, which added a subtle pressure. To be honest, I felt tired.

I headed to the classroom, attracting people’s gazes. I had gotten used to being watched. It was surprising how obvious people’s gazes were, and it was annoying. I couldn’t help but think about how much more difficult it must be for celebrities.

When I reached the classroom, there were two girls standing there, acting strangely restless.

As soon as they saw me, they showed a surprised expression.

Then, they rushed towards me with incredible speed.

The two of them were Inoue Rin and Shinagawa Mirei.

“Hey! What were you doing for three days?”

“Nanase-kun! Are you okay now!? I’ve been worried about you, you know!?”

The two beauties grabbed my arms and refused to let go. It seemed they wouldn’t let me go until they heard the circumstances. They must have been very worried about me.

I was genuinely happy, but I was too noticeable here. Everyone was watching, and it was embarrassing.

“B-Both of you! Calm down!”

“We can’t calm down!”

There was a soft sensation on both of my arms. If this continued, something in my lower body would get out of control.

Being this close to them, I was about to be overwhelmed by the “female” scent that was emanating from them. It was a stimulus that appealed to my instincts, something I had never felt before. It was probably something that resonated with Adam, something that tried to destroy my reason.

“Anyway, who is this woman?”

“That’s what I was going to say!”

After a while, the two of them started glaring at each other. Since they were in different classes, they had little interaction, and they pulled on my arms as if they were competing for me.

“Ouch… This wild animal is Inoue Rin, the Vice President of the Student Council. And this is Shinagawa Mirei, our Class President. Okay?”

A sharp punch entered my side from the right.

“Who are you calling a wild animal~?”

“I’ll show you a mirror.”

This time, my left thigh was pinched hard.

“It seems like you’re having fun, just with a girl from the next class.”

If sound effects could be added to everyday life, it would probably be something like “Gogogogogo…” at this point. Also, I felt like a purple, dark aura was emanating from the Class President.

“Huh? What about you? You’re just a class president right? What kind of relationship do you have with this guy?”

For some reason, the two of them were in a quarrelsome mood. If this continued, I wouldn’t be able to stop them. I had to find a gap and escape.

However, the situation became more serious.

“You there! The morning assembly is about to start!”

I heard a familiar voice from behind. It was a clear voice, something I had heard a lot yesterday.

“Umm… Asamura-sensei. Good morning.”

I turned around cautiously. There stood Asamura-sensei. When she saw my face, she blushed slightly and averted her eyes.

“Uhhh… Good morning. So… what are you doing?”

However, upon seeing the situation, Sensei’s expression changed. Her usual cold expression came back, and she glared at me.

“It’s nothing. Right, Nanase-kun?”

“Good morning, Sensei. I’m fine. We weren’t doing anything. Right, Nanase-kun?”

I felt a strangely strong pressure beneath her smile. I nodded vigorously.

“Well, never mind. Go to the classroom quickly.”

Following Sensei’s instructions, the two of them slowly moved away from me. At the same time, the morning assembly bell also rang.

“I’ll be back later.”

Inoue Rin quickly returned to her classroom. She probably knew that it would be problematic for the Vice President of the Student Council to be late.

“Let us go to the classroom too, shall we?”

The three of us headed to the classroom.

“Ah, Nanasa-san.”

Sensei called out to me last. She came closer to me and whispered in my ear.

“Thank you for yesterday. It was very good.”

Sensei smiled devilishly.

It was as if she was forcing me to remember the memory of yesterday.

* * * * *

During lunchtime, I usually ate my lunch with my best friend, Kensuke. However, today there were two more people with us.

“So, what exactly is with this situation, Hiro?”

“That’s my line.”

Kensuke whispered to me with a slightly tense expression. I ate my lunch silently, attracting everyone’s attention.

“Kensuke… kun? I’m sorry for interrupting.”

“Yeah, yeah, really. Why don’t you go back to the next classroom?”

“Huh? You’re the one who’s in the way, so why don’t you leave?”

“Did you say something?”

Inoue Rin and Shinagawa Mirei took their places on either side of me and refused to leave. I wished they would stop arguing with me sandwiched between them.

During lunch break, the two of them cornered me and asked me why I had been absent, but I couldn’t tell them the truth, so I lied and said it was just a health issue.

Even so, the two of them, with their sharp instincts, glared at me with their eyes. And they were also glaring at each other.

“I’m going to buy some drinks!”

I couldn’t stand the tense atmosphere, so I got up from my seat. Leaving behind Kensuke, who was begging me not to go, I then ran out of the classroom.

I felt a bit exhausted, so I went to the farthest vending machine I knew. It was an old vending machine installed at the back of the school building.

“Haa…”

To be honest, I still hadn’t made up my mind.

A few days ago, a mysterious group had suddenly appeared. They were an organization to protect me. I had a body that attracted women due to the male hormone, Adam, so they were protecting me from being attacked indiscriminately by women attracted to it. In exchange, I was asked to impregnate women as a job. Since the nature of Adam I possessed was still not fully understood, they wanted to collect as much data as possible.

“The more data, the better. In the future, I want you to be able to impregnate at least one woman a day.”

I remembered Aizawa-san’s words. She said I didn’t have to take responsibility, but my pride got in the way.

I knew there was a dark monster of lust inside me. However, I couldn’t completely abandon my reason and conscience. They were struggling within me.

“I wonder, what about her?”

It was selfish of me, dominated by my desires, but I wished that the person I fell in love with would see me as Nanase Hiro, not as Adam.

“I’m so pathetic.”

It might be difficult for me, who possessed Adam, to have a proper romantic comedy. Thinking about it made me sigh.