A Love-Comedy Comes Along with Sex! ~ It Seems the Human Race Will Perish Unless I, Who has Zero Dating Experience, Use my Cheat Penis to Create a Harem and Ensure the Proliferation of Our Descendants ~

Chapter 10: Decision

It was already past noon, and apparently, Mom had already called the school to inform them that I would be absent.

I didn’t want to miss school, but today was an exception. This was a crucial day that would determine the course of my life.

The events of last night and this morning had progressed rapidly, but now we were faced with a significant challenge.

We gathered to discuss our next steps while enjoying the lunch Mom had prepared.

Somehow, the number of foreign bodyguards and maids in our house had decreased significantly, and only a few maids and one bodyguard remained.

Aizawa-san was seated directly across from me at the table. She seemed to tie up her long blue hair during the meal, creating a ponytail. My mother, in high spirits, sat to my right.

“Hiro-sama… just one more confirmation, but are you really… you know… completely inexperienced?”

Aizawa Konoha asked me with great difficulty, as if it was extremely hard for her to say it.

“Yes… I mean, I haven’t even… you know…”

I answered, trying to maintain my composure, even though I couldn’t help but wonder why I had to tell a woman I had just met about this.

“Wha—!? There are boys like that? If my memory serves me right, you should be turning 17 this year, right?”

Aizawa-san dropped her half-eaten croissant onto the table, clearly shocked. Simultaneously, she glared at Mom.

“Didn’t I tell you time and again that sex education is an essential part of parenting?”

“Umm, well, you see! Being pure is a good thing, right?”

Mom stuck out her tongue and laughed, “Tehee!” She knew it herself. She had less experience in that area compared to others. But she had never had the opportunity or the desire to do so.

Perhaps I had less sexual desire than other boys.

What’s more, I had no romantic experience either. It was normal for boys my age to have one or two crushes. But I had never been in a relationship, and I had not even experienced my first love yet.

I thought I would go through life without ever falling in love or having sex…

…or so I thought until recently.

“So, you haven’t even reached puberty yet?”

“Umm, puberty? I’m not very familiar with that term…”

Aizawa-san dramatically covered her face with her hands. After a few seconds of silence, she raised her face and looked into my eyes.

“Hiro-sama…”

“W-Wawt?”

I swallowed the scrambled eggs I had in my mouth.

“The situation is urgent. Hiro-sama, do you feel any discomfort in your body?”

The seriousness in her gaze indicated the severity of the situation. I touched my body to check.

“Not really…”

I recalled the night two days ago. It was sudden. The intense pain in my heart spread throughout my body, and the heat on my face enveloped my entire body, as if my internal organs were on fire. It was as if I was being attacked by intense pain, as if I were being stabbed all over my body, and I eventually lost consciousness.

“I think you will soon experience that pain you experienced that day once again soon.”

“Eh!? That’s—!? Why!?”

According to Aizawa’s explanation, the cause of that pain was the special male hormone “Adam” raging inside my body. “Adam” enhanced my physical strength. It increased muscle mass, strengthened bones, and had various other effects, but the most important was reproductive ability.

The ultimate sperm I was given could impregnate any woman and ensure that the child born would be healthy and highly capable.

However, it was not all good news.

“If ‘Adam’ is not regularly expelled, it will destroy Hiro-sama’s body from the inside.”

“Adam” was an incredibly powerful substance. That male hormone, which made any woman instinctively feel attracted to the man who had it, had a significant impact on the man’s body. It was like an extreme form of doping. If taken in excess, it would destroy my body.

Specifically, it could lead to abnormal muscle hypertrophy, potentially rendering me unable to walk. There was also the risk of internal bleeding and arrhythmia. I might constantly have a nosebleed.

Therefore, regular expulsion was necessary. Ideally, it should be done daily, or even multiple times a day—morning, noon, and night.

For example, one of the male hormones, dihydrotestosterone, is excreted through sweat and urine.

Engaging in aerobic exercise can help reduce the levels of dihydrotestosterone in the body by inducing sweating. Additionally, drinking plenty of water or tea can aid in excretion through urination.

But “Adam” was different.

The act required to release “Adam” was…

“What do I have to do?”

I started to feel afraid of my own body. I might die because of “Adam.” I needed to somehow expel it and balance my hormone levels. Indeed, the situation was urgent.

“It’s… ejaculation.”

Aizawa-san said this to me with a serious expression. Mom, sitting next to me, sprayed tea all over the place.

“H-huh?”

I made a stern face again.

“P-please let me explain.”

Aizawa-san cleared her throat.

“In a few days, ‘Adam,’ which has manifested in your body, will fully adapt to your body. Then, ‘Adam’ will produce a large amount of sperm without any restrictions. At the same time, it will pump a massive amount of blood into your penis, keeping it in a constant state of erection.”

What a terrifying prospect! In other words, I would become a dangerous person with my balls and penis constantly swollen.

I couldn’t even think about going to school.

I had no idea “Adam” was so terrifying. Indeed, the greater the benefits, the greater the drawbacks. I didn’t know how many sperm were produced in my body each day or how many were expelled with each ejaculation. Perhaps I would have to ejaculate dozens of times a day.

If that were the case, I would become a machine that ejaculated for the rest of my life.

There were so many things I didn’t understand, and my head was spinning.

“Hiro-sam, please make your decision. Let’s induce puberty… today!”

My first time might be taken away from me today.