A 30 Year Old Virgin (One Who Haven’t Even Interacted with Women) Took an Exam to Become a Wizard.

Chapter 01: The Goddess’ Panty Is Laced

At midnight, as I was thinking of a way to improve myself, a beautiful woman appeared atop me.

“Congratulations on turning 30. You have earned the right to become a wizard…”

She was divine. With just one glance, I knew she was a goddess. Despite there being no wind, her delicate garments fluttered lightly, defying gravity as she floated, standing lightly on her tiptoes above my navel. From below, I could see everything beneath her clothes. Her panties were the kind of lace that would need a full two-page spread to properly describe it.

“…”

Who is this person? What’s going on?

I was so stunned that I couldn’t even make a sound. Though I couldn’t speak, I at least wanted to cover up what shouldn’t be seen by a lady. So, I quickly pulled up my boxers and tucked away the ‘important’ parts.

The goddess mercilessly stepped on me.

“Guhah!”

“Wh-wha-wha, what are you showing me! It’s extremely rude to a goddess! I’m leaving!”

The goddess who suddenly appeared suddenly got angry and suddenly disappeared. The tissue and smartphone I had placed next to me rolled to the window. The AV actress in the smartphone app was caressing her inner thigh.

I sat cross-legged on the futon. I reflected on what had just happened.

Some kind of event?

“It was an illusion, right..?”

It was a vivid illusion. That’s the only explanation. A goddess appeared on top of me in my room? It was too absurd to accept it as reality.

I rubbed my forehead. I could still feel the sensation of being stepped on the sole of my foot. The thighs that I touched for a moment were unbelievably soft. The fluttering garment was also impressive. The panties were almost transparent white, and the V-zone hair was flaxen. Even those details were etched into my memory.

I had seen a real illusion. That was how much my libido had built up huh? Is what I thought. This is bad. I need to release it thoroughly or it will interfere with my work. The last thing I need is to start eyeing the female employees at the clients I visit, getting labeled as a creep. I may not have any qualities that make me popular, but at least I want to hold on to some hope

“She was so erotic though~”

However. However I must say. If it felt real, then it’s real! The virtual experience of AVs is nothing compared to the miracle that God has bestowed upon me. Therefore, not taking advantage of it would be disrespectful. Fearing the wrath of the gods, I eagerly lowered my trunks and exposed it once again.

Then…

“Congratulations on turning 30. You have earned the right to become a Wizard… Again, it’s you!”

The goddess appeared once again.

☆☆☆

“…Men who are still virgins at 30 are granted the right to become wizards.”

The goddess said this with her back turned, in a dismissive tone. She had to convey the message probably as an obligation, or so she wouldn’t be able to return to the world of the goddesses, or something like that.

The hell is she saying after barging on someone’s home? I wanted to get angry, but the person in front of me was a beautiful, lightly dressed woman. I listened intently, my eyes glued to her.

That said.

Even from the back, she was divine. Her back line was beautiful, and her buttocks were attractive too. Her voice was also transparent and sounded pleasant to my ears. Her anger was also an appealing part of hers.

The existence of the goddess, whether or not she was truly a goddess, felt natural. It was as if she had always been there, watching over me.

Ah.

I wanted her to stay there forever. If she were my girlfriend, I would even fly through the sky for her. My crotch was getting excited.

“Are you listening, Morishita Akira! I’m telling you an important story.”

“O-one more time, please?”

My imagination was running wild, and I wasn’t listening. Hmm. Stop talking, me. Hmm, is this the beginning of our love story?

“Is it… okay for me to start now?”

The goddess began to explain the conditions for becoming a wizard.

A man becomes a wizard at 30 if he’s still a virgin. A woman becomes one at 29 if she’s still a virgin. I’ve heard this somewhere before. But in reality, it’s impossible. I mean, I’ve never seen a wizard. So, it’s just an urban legend, a tasteless joke.

But the goddess says that virginity is not the only condition.

“It’s for those who have never touched the opposite sex… right?”

“Yes. Between the age of 1 and the appropriate age. For men, the qualification is given to those who have never touched a woman other than their mother. There are always opportunities to interact with the opposite sex. During childhood, one might have unconscious contact through play or class sports. So, it would be safe to say that the candidate is a rare individual who hasn’t even been blessed with such opportunities. Congratulations on obtaining the examination qualification.”

“…”

I lowered my shoulders. Where can I find such an unwelcome qualification?

“You don’t seem happy about being a chosen candidate. Nishishi.” (T/N: Cheeky laugh of a gal.)

This bitch.

She was getting on my nerves. The beautiful goddess now looked like a devil. I got it. I’ll clear that qualification for you. If being a rare candidate is a requirement, then becoming a wizard must be even rarer. If I can get my hands on that status, I’ll be the strongest. I won’t have anything to fear or be scared of.

I’ll sing the praises of spring.

“So, what’s the test? What do I have to do?”

“You’re suddenly talking informally.”

“Why would I use honorifics to someone who’s clearly making fun of me? Hurry up and tell me.”

The goddess, who had been facing away, turned around. She was divine. Her dignity was incredible. I almost wanted to bow down to her, but that would be falling into her trap. If I lower my head, it’s my loss. I bit my lip and endured it.

“Well, it’s fine. I’m not someone who backs down from verbal attacks. So, you’re saying you’re up for the challenge, right?”

“Yeah, I’ll do it.”

“I’ve got your word, and there’s no taking it back. In the name of the goddess, the test will now begin. What I’m about to say will be the questions.”

I-its already going to start?

Tsun

She tilted her well-shaped nose towards the ceiling and gracefully spread her arms. I could see through her bra. And those breasts sure have a nice shape. I don’t think I’d be short of self-improvement materials today. If I knew this would have happened, I would have set up some cameras to properly capture this moment.

“Cough. I caught your stray thoughts, but I’ll let it slide. Recording and video are impossible. I’ll only say this once, so remember it. You have to put on 12 pairs of underwear within a year.”

“Put on underwear? Is that all?”

Put on 12 underwears? That’s easy, even if it’s weird. Trunks or briefs, maybe. It’s that easy to become a wizard in the world of goddesses eh? If you like, I’ll even wear a loincloth or string pants.

“…… Are your ears stupid? It’s not about wearing it, it’s about making someone else wear it. The target is a woman I will designate.”

“Wait, what did you say?”

Did she just say make someone else wear it? And a woman’s panties at thatt?

This me who hasn’t interacted with a woman since birth? To make a woman wear a panty that she chooses?

Just imagining it gives me a nosebleed, but when it comes to actually doing it, the story is different. I can’t think of a plan that would lead to a situation where I pull down her pants or lift up her skirt to make her wear the panties that I am holding.

“That’s impossible. It’s impossible.”

“The exam has already started. Retraction is not allowed. The deadline is one year. If you achieve it within that time, you will become a wizard and obtain eternal love. If you fail…”

“…… Then?”

I swallowed the thick lump on my throat, though it was clearly just for show.

This had to be a joke. Regardless of whether she was truly a goddess or not, I had to admit that this mysterious woman existed. But the trial she had set was absurd—to put on some panties on a woman? The reward did not seem worth the task.

“Your soul will be destroyed, and you will wander in pitch darkness outside the cycle of reincarnation.”